tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post754157511481810617..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #66 Arguing About Whether A Girl Is HotNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-70215373000335491192012-08-16T21:26:20.580-04:002012-08-16T21:26:20.580-04:00It's simple if you fuck enough women you go af...It's simple if you fuck enough women you go after anything will sedate the urge and is acceptable physically. The important thing is that you start rating the vagina that fits your scale. A perfect 10 is tight with a deep enough cavity and lubricates on her own, points are added based on fucking caliber.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-65342861066925703412012-02-16T21:29:40.450-05:002012-02-16T21:29:40.450-05:00^Advice: no one cares what slams think.
We can s...^Advice: no one cares what slams think. <br /><br />We can say pretty much whatever the fuck we want to at bars - you'll still end up fucking us later because we're Bros and bitches can't resist that shit.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-57958227838143879742012-02-16T16:16:10.098-05:002012-02-16T16:16:10.098-05:00Advise: Nothing makes me not want to fuck you, mor...Advise: Nothing makes me not want to fuck you, more than when you yell "DAMNN!" <br />A calm "Your Hot." would go a lot further.<br />Also area code is the way to go!<br /><br />-919.5 signing outFemalenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-70900271070518759642011-02-17T18:24:36.393-05:002011-02-17T18:24:36.393-05:00lower your standards, increase your average.lower your standards, increase your average.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-72534039570008444572011-02-13T19:24:05.421-05:002011-02-13T19:24:05.421-05:00no such thing as too fat or too ugly for a blow jo...no such thing as too fat or too ugly for a blow job. in fact the ugliest girls give out the best blow jobs cause they have to find a way to make up for the fact that they look like a science experimentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-38178803779663922402011-02-12T21:39:17.105-05:002011-02-12T21:39:17.105-05:00My bros and I use a two-part scale.
The first is...My bros and I use a two-part scale.<br /><br /><br />The first is your standard hotness scale, (1-10).<br /><br />The second is a bonus score where the slampiece gets extra points for each sex act she has been known to perform (I'm not talking about giving BJ's or fucking - those are simply expected to happen automatically and don't count as a bonus). <br /><br />Examples of bonuses:<br /><br />Swallows = +1 point<br />Takes facials = +1 point<br />Tit-fucks = +1 point<br />Deepthroats = +2 points<br />Does anal = +2 points<br />Does threesomes = +3 points<br />Gives blumpkins = +5 pointsBrodeganoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-83833668365675339822011-02-05T01:20:19.224-05:002011-02-05T01:20:19.224-05:00while it is true that the binary is the most effec...while it is true that the binary is the most effective and efficient in terms of banging, if you and your bros are bored and need some debate, it is worth the time to evaluate using the area code system. it gives the brommunity something to do that brocist america cantAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47665503917176721992011-01-09T22:13:37.835-05:002011-01-09T22:13:37.835-05:00Me and my bros just go with the straight "Wou...Me and my bros just go with the straight "Would" or "Wouldn't" system. We get right to the point.<br />Excellent post though NYBThe Massholenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-31724365312489239112010-12-17T20:03:19.991-05:002010-12-17T20:03:19.991-05:00Me and my bros use the color system when it comes ...Me and my bros use the color system when it comes to fuckability. <br /><br />Green- she is ready to ride<br /><br />Yellow- if i've been drinking (which is always)<br /><br />Red- Fuck noAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-80175203666120281062010-10-22T12:36:05.463-04:002010-10-22T12:36:05.463-04:00Surprised no one said brown bag it yet...Surprised no one said brown bag it yet...d00dnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-50600763716542531232010-09-15T03:21:03.400-04:002010-09-15T03:21:03.400-04:00Me and my bros like to use the "dropper"...Me and my bros like to use the "dropper" scale. We assign a slampiece a number that equals the number of pounds she needs to drop to be fuck-able while you are sober. (5 pounds overweight = "five-dropper", 20 pounds overweight = "twenty-dropper", etc)<br /><br />So the lower the girl's dropper score, the fitter (and generally hotter) she is. It's sort of like a golf handicap for whores.<br /><br /><br />We have a rule that a bro is immune from ridicule after banging a fatty - as long as he first drinks at least the same number of beers as her "dropper" rating.<br /><br />For example - say a bro gets a booty-text from a slampiece that needs to lose around 10 pounds:<br /><br />Bro #1: "Bro - I just got a text from Annie. She's totally down to fuck."<br /><br />Bro #2: "Bro, that bitch is a ten-dropper. Better crush the rest of that case of Natty first - you're only like 5 beers deep right now."<br /><br /><br />We also make sure that slampigs were well aware of their dropper rating. In addition to being a great motivator for them to get in shape, it reminds them of their primary purpose in life - to be a receptacle for bro-splooge.<br /><br />Damn it feels good to be a Bro.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52558018715207146632010-09-08T18:32:42.957-04:002010-09-08T18:32:42.957-04:00One rule when nailing slam pieces. would you be as...One rule when nailing slam pieces. would you be ashamed to tell your bros. if yes, don't do it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5738082670960257902010-09-03T06:02:57.586-04:002010-09-03T06:02:57.586-04:00The age old bro question is whether a hot slam pie...The age old bro question is whether a hot slam piece's personality can make her a 0? This is the 1 based on looks alone but if she opens her mouth you want to punch her in the fucking face. No amount of alcohol can make you want to be in the same room as her. As shakespeare once put it "To fuck or not to fuck".Brony Montananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-15007468706978788402010-08-26T11:49:07.766-04:002010-08-26T11:49:07.766-04:00I go to the University of Michigan, notorious for ...I go to the University of Michigan, notorious for our ugly fucking girls. No slam pieces here. That's an overstatement. We have some fucking hot as shit girls. My roommates and I implemented binary during welcome week and it hasnt failed. We never have to mess around with girls who one bro says is a 6 and another bro says is a 4. No one ever took home a questionable 1, why? because they were a 1. Bros using binary are careful when assigning the 1. They don't want to be seen as someone who bangs other guy's 0's. This is what makes binary works.Captain Bro-rgannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52676286757904715442010-06-25T11:02:11.120-04:002010-06-25T11:02:11.120-04:00what about the bro who likes the meaty girl? or a ...what about the bro who likes the meaty girl? or a cougar?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-13643599768405097862010-06-08T02:37:19.131-04:002010-06-08T02:37:19.131-04:00no way 1-10, bros love to argue
and the area code...no way 1-10, bros love to argue<br /><br />and the area code, geniusBrokinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-13215708118134394982010-05-10T20:08:39.170-04:002010-05-10T20:08:39.170-04:00been living by the binary for years when it comes ...been living by the binary for years when it comes to slayin, never doubted it was a bro-like quality. binary is bro as fuck, goddamn bros are fuckin rowdymaurice brones-drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01444568279578248493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-75716317991053190452010-04-14T21:26:46.618-04:002010-04-14T21:26:46.618-04:00the binary system has made brodism much easier. he...the binary system has made brodism much easier. here is a list of 3 rules when deciding if this slutty whore bra is a worhty slampiece or some busted rosie o'donnel look a like<br /><br />1. you can feel fat, you cant feel ugly<br />2. if you cant pork a princess, pound a pig for practice<br />3. beauty is only a light switch awayBROad Headnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-33921096685033803572009-12-12T04:47:42.168-05:002009-12-12T04:47:42.168-05:00the binary system is the way to go. bros are the s...the binary system is the way to go. bros are the shit.<br />ihsvmedwardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11748371221548406758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-40630510092345857482009-11-27T04:53:57.698-05:002009-11-27T04:53:57.698-05:00my bros and i go to broginia tech...we dont use sc...my bros and i go to broginia tech...we dont use scales at our parties to snipe fat bitches...we just have our bro that is legally a midget try to hug the girl...if his tiny arms cant clasp wrists on the other side she fails and is walking her fat ass home to lose some unneeded calories.tikobroheynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-20759148915438535682009-11-19T03:01:37.114-05:002009-11-19T03:01:37.114-05:00Why does one need so many rating systems for a sla...Why does one need so many rating systems for a slam pieces the ultimate goal is to bang em in the end so therefore the only code you need is the binary system. rating a girl on her face and body is the same as saying you would bang themAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-81987054014291359632009-10-22T18:44:28.928-04:002009-10-22T18:44:28.928-04:00Bros, it is all about the area code system now. Yo...Bros, it is all about the area code system now. You like the 1-10? Check. You like the binary system? Got that too. Ready?<br /><br />Every biddie gets a three digit number:<br />first digit: 0-9; face.<br />second digit: 0 or 1, would you hit that shit or not.<br />third digit: 0-9; body.<br /><br />The genius of this system is the stealth. You devise some cover, pretend you need somebody's area code while nodding in a slut's direction, he evaluates her with a three digit number and no one's the wiser.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44094782516048783292009-09-29T16:41:11.457-04:002009-09-29T16:41:11.457-04:00ASU - where the sluts are half as smart and thus t...ASU - where the sluts are half as smart and thus twice as likely to fellate youTeddy Broseveltnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42806783722857633452009-08-31T00:25:03.936-04:002009-08-31T00:25:03.936-04:00Bighamton? Where the fuck is that? No school in th...Bighamton? Where the fuck is that? No school in the entire country has more slam pieces then Arizona State. Want to know the best part? They are all dumb as shit and whores. Being a bro at ASU is a small preview of what Heaven is going to be like.Bro Dirtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-84740681926611445072009-08-30T18:23:14.691-04:002009-08-30T18:23:14.691-04:00AHAHAHA YESS the fuckin binary scale i jus entered...AHAHAHA YESS the fuckin binary scale i jus entered my sophomore year at binghamton (soo many frosh sluts and a top teir university look it up if u haven heard bout it) and i love the fuckin scaleBROBE BRYANTnoreply@blogger.com