tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post7841872262201080999..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #186 Not Doing Volunteer WorkNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-71612433308103822642011-12-14T21:41:32.294-05:002011-12-14T21:41:32.294-05:00#187 Community Service (like when underage Bros ge...#187 Community Service (like when underage Bros get in trouble for drinking or when Bros get caught #36 peeing in public places)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-42101979069907083562011-12-14T10:59:22.784-05:002011-12-14T10:59:22.784-05:00Every month is Brocism Awareness MonthEvery month is Brocism Awareness MonthPaul Bro'Neillnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-88513526675617043212011-12-14T00:26:23.836-05:002011-12-14T00:26:23.836-05:00The only charity I donate money to is cheerleader ...The only charity I donate money to is cheerleader car washes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2533345010269699412011-12-13T01:47:57.408-05:002011-12-13T01:47:57.408-05:00Bros-
This site has been, always will be, and must...Bros-<br />This site has been, always will be, and must remain a safe haven where Bros can relate to each other's conquests, exploits, successes, as well as their struggles as we continue to fight on to end Brocism worldwide. As NYB pointed out last week, BLTS is about community ! <br /><br />I suspect there's some slamholes still sore from the absolutely priceless gem of a betch-slaying post last week by NYB (read if you have not, #185), and trying to outsmart us bros and poison the well here, posing as "bros". Obviously this shouldn't be a long-term problem because if bitches are on their period over that shit, they will forget all about this within a few more minutes and move on to the next target of drama to occupy their 3 track brain (dome/sandwich/talk-shit). Probably their "besty," "little" or "boyfriend" aka Bro who banged her once 3 weeks ago and hasn't answered a single text since. <br /><br />The comments section of BLTS must remain a source of quality gems to nicely chase the gospel of NYB... Let's keep it classy bros. Now excuse me while I go find a"betch".. aka whore... to lie to about how much I LOVE volunteering. I might even tell her I love her as much as I love volunteering. She will lie to me too tho, but it's ok, Ill pretend I believe her when she says she "never does this." Yea bitch, you don't get on your knees and gobble the plums of every random bro you meet. Besides, that way the lies cancel out and it works out better for both of... well basically it just works out better for me. Stupid ass bitches.Vincent Van Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-16081379633180124382011-12-12T14:41:04.964-05:002011-12-12T14:41:04.964-05:00To all the "bros" commenting about how d...To all the "bros" commenting about how donating money and doing charity work gets you girls numbers, that's pretty sad.<br /><br />Real bros don't have to do a bunch of boring shit that they don't want to do and pretend they care about retarded causes in order to get laid.... or even JUST NUMBERS like you're mentioning.<br /><br />You might as well just chop off your balls and get a girlfriend if you're gonna pretend to care about paraplegic kittens and Starvin Marvin in order to get laid.I, BRObotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-76284033229861012712011-12-11T16:43:39.784-05:002011-12-11T16:43:39.784-05:00NYB, I think your forgetting the most important re...NYB, I think your forgetting the most important reason to volunteer, to get slam pieces numbers, you should know this. Though time is wasted to the "good cause" you simply transfer that effort into getting bitches numbers and having sex with them at a later time, a little disappointed in you not making this point.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62326703043498788532011-12-11T12:54:37.821-05:002011-12-11T12:54:37.821-05:00NYB, I fucking love this post. However, I may be ...NYB, I fucking love this post. However, I may be a hypocrite for doing so. I am a volunteer football coach. I do however, tell all my 7th and 8th graders the truth about women and I preach the good word of broism to my players off the field. <br /><br />Need your input? Is that pussy volunteer work or important to the future of our race?Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-9500728670303101482011-12-09T17:34:09.119-05:002011-12-09T17:34:09.119-05:00"Throw in watching Sports and videos of peopl..."Throw in watching Sports and videos of people getting hurt on Youtube, and you’ve got yourself a full fucking week. "<br /><br />Hahahaha NYB this is your best post in a while. I have to grant one exception, not sure if it would even count as volunteering:<br /><br />Me and a couple other Marines like to go to blood drives, number one because it's a great cause, number two it's something you can make a competition out of (who can squeeze the bag full the quickest) and number three and most importantly you can act like a fucking dick the whole time and people won't say shit. Seriously, go donate blood and call the volunteers there bloodmongers or some shit. Won't raise an eyebrow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-52126842387872289852011-12-09T16:35:52.416-05:002011-12-09T16:35:52.416-05:00My LinkedIn job title says Phul on rapist, hehMy LinkedIn job title says Phul on rapist, hehAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85934141987074480922011-12-08T17:05:38.256-05:002011-12-08T17:05:38.256-05:00^Not at all - all Firefighters are fucking Bro Kin...^Not at all - all Firefighters are fucking Bro Kings. Keep up the good work.Ned's Younger Brotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7572370661043460822011-12-08T16:54:41.392-05:002011-12-08T16:54:41.392-05:00NYB, good post, but I'm a volunteer Firefighte...NYB, good post, but I'm a volunteer Firefighter and its awesome, plus I get free beer from the fire house and rarely have to pay for food in my town. Also any time I wear anything saying "Volunteer firefighter" chicks hop on my dick. I'm with you community service like picking up stuff is terrible, but being a VF is great. I'm not sure if that is what you meant by "volunteer work" though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-27004923735583930192011-12-08T16:44:48.737-05:002011-12-08T16:44:48.737-05:00As a Bro, there are certain instances in which I w...As a Bro, there are certain instances in which I will perform charity work. <br /><br />For example, just the other week I banged this desperate slampiece who was only a 6.5 at best. She wouldn't normally be considered Bro-worthy, but I was like 9 beers deep and she seemed nice, so I selflessly gave her a free ride on the Bro Pole. I thought that was pretty charitable of me. I should actually ask my Dad's accountant if I can get a tax-deduction for it. Even Bros give back to the community sometimes.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-28810179679003930872011-12-08T14:01:51.385-05:002011-12-08T14:01:51.385-05:00Girls love charity events which means guys should ...Girls love charity events which means guys should as well if they are trying to crush easy puss. Personally I love them- spending $150 to dress up in a suit, have a free open bar, and girls trying to get finger banged in their cocktail dress. I would never volunteer but I am always down to give money and show up to an event- knowing its the easiest puss in the game.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-4776741262509944132011-12-08T12:47:04.891-05:002011-12-08T12:47:04.891-05:00Well put. You are a god among brosWell put. You are a god among brosOld bluenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-12702329237396438752011-12-08T12:39:54.459-05:002011-12-08T12:39:54.459-05:00another golden post nyb.another golden post nyb.fratsturbationnoreply@blogger.com