Comments on Bros Like This Site: #126 Peer Pressure

it's not peer pressure, it's just your tur...

2011-02-03T11:47:28.795-05:00

it's not peer pressure, it's just your turn.

That Gollum crack made me spit my bourbon on my se...

2010-10-15T16:40:03.354-04:00

That Gollum crack made me spit my bourbon on my secretary's hair, and she looked up thinking she was finished! Too funny NYB.

Even the most zealous and faggoty bro-haters canno...

2010-08-04T02:15:19.182-04:00

Even the most zealous and faggoty bro-haters cannot deny that the greatest feats by man kind have been a product of direct peer-pressure. And behind that pressure, no doubt, were a group a Bro's furiously chanting "Do-it, do-it, do-it!" in hopes of furthering the human race's existence.

i very often peer pressure my bros into going to s...

2010-08-03T17:55:02.309-04:00

i very often peer pressure my bros into going to slam pieces' house parties, getting them drunk, then robbing them fucking blind. bros gotta get money somehow, and robbing sluts isnt even a crime

The Gollum and Tricksy Hobbits lines got me cracki...

2010-07-31T01:41:32.755-04:00

The Gollum and Tricksy Hobbits lines got me cracking the fuck up. Classic! I love this website so fucking much!! Hilarous!

I would like to take a moment here to acknowledge ...

2010-07-27T12:47:17.441-04:00

I would like to take a moment here to acknowledge the awesome comments on this article. Namely, Anonymous from July 21 at 9:17 "it's not peer pressure, it's just your turn".. god damn right.

And Timmy your concise but hilarious comment might just take the Bro Cake.

funny as shit. my one friend ben thrives on peer ...

2010-07-26T15:22:32.741-04:00

funny as shit. my one friend ben thrives on peer pressure and always does dumb shit. we had a house on the beach for a week about 20 bros 20 sluts and tore shit up. heres what happened when we told him "you won't put your hand on that burning hot grill."

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=31055336&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=1329090918&id=1329090158

"It's not peer pressure, It's just yo...

2010-07-21T21:17:49.564-04:00

"It's not peer pressure, It's just your turn."

The subtle line that I always use: "It's...

2010-07-21T16:00:33.928-04:00

The subtle line that I always use: "It's not peer pressure, but don't you wanna be cool??"

this goes so well with #117 having a bitch. you ca...

2010-07-20T16:00:39.960-04:00

this goes so well with #117 having a bitch. you can pressure your bitch into doing whatever you want. it definitely isn't peer pressure though because a bitch is not the peer or equal of a bro.

fucking great, exact same thing happened. got drun...

2010-07-20T15:08:39.356-04:00

fucking great, exact same thing happened. got drunk at a game, pressured one of our boys that does all the stupid shit to run out on the field, called him a bitch, pussy, faggot, and any other name that a bro refuses to be referred to as, and he did what ever bro should do, ran out onto the field and pushed one of the players, ran until he couldn't any more, got tackled, then got up and put his fist up in victory as he was being escorted off

Peer pressure is the shit. I once convinced one of...

2010-07-19T18:30:53.752-04:00

Peer pressure is the shit. I once convinced one of my bros to throw a dry ice bomb from our balcony into the fat slampigs lair below and that shit went off too fast and broke his finger and plastic from the bottle got in his chest. He being a bro and tough as shit can still throw a 90mph fastball with a crooked index finger. Needless to say we got those bitches back with trimmed pubes, vomit, and red paint in their beach ball and shot it with an air rifle. Now thats some stanky shit!

My name is Tim Olsen. My bro's call me Timmy. ...

2010-07-19T15:27:27.388-04:00

My name is Tim Olsen. My bro's call me Timmy. I got arrested Friday night for being peer pressured into trying to flip a pussy ass smart car out front of the bar by myself. I'm printing this post out and framing it. Thank you.

Doing the John Wall at Graduation..classic http:/...

2010-07-17T14:02:54.244-04:00

Doing the John Wall at Graduation..classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxbROmV3X_k

"While the game is boring as shit due to the ...

2010-07-17T03:03:33.881-04:00

"While the game is boring as shit due to the fact that it’s baseball"

-WTF???? this is not a bro quote. hating on AMERICAS PASTIME is about as unbro as it gets. if you are going to hate at baseball you mine as well be endorsing fucking field fairy third world soccer.

NYB I'm glad Gollum has made it into your eter...

2010-07-16T12:35:25.698-04:00

NYB I'm glad Gollum has made it into your eternal list of nicknames for Slam Pieces and I am once again thankful we have this text of biblical broportions to read every week. Thank you fine sir.

Remember that kid who jumped off yankee stadium on...

2010-07-16T08:53:39.232-04:00

Remember that kid who jumped off yankee stadium onto the net? He wasn't a bro, but you bet the three bro's who went to the game with him were. The kid got cold feet and this led to some serious Bro style peer pressure, we started a chant "sit or jump". He jumped bro.

There needs to be a post about being invincible. E...

2010-07-16T08:53:39.231-04:00

There needs to be a post about being invincible. Every bro is fuckin invincible.

bro this shit is good but i realized your list is ...

2010-07-16T04:25:51.853-04:00

bro this shit is good but i realized your list is lacking what is one of the staples of bro life outside the the essentials of booze and babes, and that is political incorrectness. back in the day, i remember a glorious time freshman year playing a rousing game of drunken "name the indian tribe" and accepting redskins and other terms like that for real tribes. honestly shits gotta happen quick

yeah maybe jimmy jumping off the bridge is jumping...

2010-07-16T02:01:42.637-04:00

yeah maybe jimmy jumping off the bridge is jumping from some cops aka biggest bro haters ever, shit id do anything to fuck with the biggest bro haters

A Bro was wasted and I was trying to be a good win...

2010-07-15T23:30:14.006-04:00

A Bro was wasted and I was trying to be a good wingman and help him with this slam piece. I informed her that the carpet of her appointment was covered in cat hair. Slam piece got offended and I convinced my bro that if he licked her carpet (literal) then it'd show her it wasn't all cat-hairy. Bro licked like 4 feet of carpet before getting up and peeling at his tongue, hairier than Demi Moore's bush. Slam-piece thought it was hilarious, one of us got laid that night...

@British PeBroleum Take your fucking tampon out, ...

2010-07-15T23:09:22.035-04:00

@British PeBroleum

Take your fucking tampon out, for all we know you could be a fucking bro-hater, or worse, judging by the amount of whining, a fucking a fat bitch's fatter friend. You don't have to be a fucking genius to know there are multiple molds of "bro" out there. Obviously this site is as much of a learning tool than anything for up and coming bros and experienced bros alike. Thanks to this site, a little bro may now dedicate his spare time to hating guidos, instead of trying to be one. And good luck keeping all the "brown-nosers" of the god damn internet. If you have a fucking problem with it, why don't you be a bro more often and call out these so-called "brosers". Til that happens go hang out at brobible.

As for BP, I can confidently say anyone that thinks British Petroleum is bro, is certainly a bro-hater. I know bros don't give a fuck about the environment, but thanks to them fucking Spring Break will be non existent in the Gulf states for the next decade. Fuck BP.

The last 3 times someone called me a bitch or puss...

2010-07-15T21:34:40.046-04:00

The last 3 times someone called me a bitch or pussy for not drinking enough ended in going to the hospital and getting my stomach pumped, getting arrested for taking a shit on a police car while the officer was talking to one of my bros, and getting banned from a bar for throwing shit at the bouncer because he hated on the Colts.

If someone calls me a bitch then damn right I will do anything in my power to show I'm a true bro. Bros have to give into peer pressure or they might as well gel their hair and listen to techno and pretend to be badass.

the only problem with this post is the solar energ...

2010-07-15T21:21:10.975-04:00

the only problem with this post is the solar energy advertisement at the top...fuck the environment...bros are the shit

I’d like to use this post to let everyone know thi...

2010-07-15T21:06:32.525-04:00

I’d like to use this post to let everyone know this site is going to shit. Not bc of NYB of course – his writing is an outstanding portrayal of what it means to be bro. No, the problem is he’s too fuking good and this site is attracting too many wannabe bro’s. I’ve kept it quiet until now, but I can’t take it anymore. First, there was that fucking loser guido who thought being guido meant being bro. Then there was that myriad of fucking Rosie O’Donnell look-alikes who tried to act like it’s not cool for a bro to fuck a slump buster every once in a while just to get a good laugh in. And that total fucking urethra who tried to say cigs are bro-hater because of “the awful stench.” Are you fucking kidding me? There’s plenty others as well. Get the fuck out of here you wannabe bros. I don’t call you bro-haters because clearly you aren’t as such, u might be fucking lower – you are fucking bro brown-nosers, aka a bitch who probably gets ass fucked harder than Derek Vineyard.