Comments on Bros Like This Site: #32 Bro Pads

Great post NYB. We names our house the Bromasion, ...

2011-04-14T21:55:54.794-04:00

Great post NYB. We names our house the Bromasion, the cockpit, and headquarters.

Moved into our house, had no pong table. Went int...

2011-02-23T16:53:41.340-05:00

Moved into our house, had no pong table. Went into our dungeon of a basement, saw a random wood dresser left by the landlord. We deemed one of the two giant slabs of wood holding up the basement stairs unnecessary, plopped it on the dresser, added a few nails, done.

why the fuck are guys crashing at your place?

2011-02-19T02:13:29.687-05:00

why the fuck are guys crashing at your place?

Some fellow bros have called their pads The Glory...

2011-02-09T22:55:25.091-05:00

Some fellow bros have called their pads

The Glory Hole
The G-spot
Taco Bell (for all the slam pieces slayed there)

our pad was called the Drunk Tank for obvious reas...

2011-01-09T14:31:46.962-05:00

our pad was called the Drunk Tank for obvious reasons... essentially we'd have parties with 200-300 ppl (8 person townhouse with a big parking lot, we had lots of room) and we had 4 other houses connected to ours... open doors parties got huge, on block party we had 400+... it was a shithole that we paid out the ass for but it was completely worth it. our 2 broken couches occassionally had up to 4 ppl sleeping on each until we moved them outside to sit on while we day drank and heckled hot freshman chicks walking by and chucked water balloons at bro-haters like Laser.

this is what me and my bros call my crib.. 1)The S...

2010-08-19T11:06:04.482-04:00

this is what me and my bros call my crib..
1)The Stabbin' Cabin (house)
2) The Bone Yard (garden)
3) The CockPit (kithcen)
4) The Pound (my room)
5) The Whoredatorium (TV room)

My crib, the Stabbin' Cabin, has a big jar near the TV that says PIMP and in it are all the GymHats (rubbers)...

There's a house at my school called the Brodeo...

2010-07-26T10:41:47.543-04:00

There's a house at my school called the Brodeo.

I like that dudes are talking about have 3 or 4 couches. That's child's play. We had the biggest house at the school - 3 floors plus a basement, 5 couches, 5 recliners, wrap-around porch that was literally falling down, and 1 unbelievably disgusting shower. We also lived in the ghetto and had bums hanging around all the time. But nobody messed with us because we're bros.

Brotopia. Complete with a custom beer pong table b...

2010-07-20T15:23:03.364-04:00

Brotopia. Complete with a custom beer pong table built by one of my bros.

The Country Club. Named after our first epic theme...

2010-06-30T23:19:31.731-04:00

The Country Club. Named after our first epic theme party.

Bros are fucking awesome nothing like stealing tur...

2010-05-10T02:34:23.917-04:00

Bros are fucking awesome nothing like stealing turf for your living room. Cheers to all who get fucked up

Me and my Bros pad was the Chill factory. We came ...

2010-05-03T04:02:49.513-04:00

Me and my Bros pad was the Chill factory. We came up with this name after we found a factory that was being renovated downtown then proceeded to steal everything from that place from signs to the motherfucking gas meter in a series of daring bro-heists. This was made even more fun because the police station was right across the street and by the fact we regularly scared away dumbass hipsters who would go there to smoke and attempt to score. One of the best moments was when we had two of these fucking pussies so scared they were literally in tears. What a bitch, bros rule
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Come Fiesta is my favorite, and for some fucking r...

2010-04-26T12:57:18.014-04:00

Come Fiesta is my favorite, and for some fucking reason there are three Red, White, and Boozes on campus.

You bros might have rooms and shit named but I thi...

2010-04-13T03:21:03.363-04:00

You bros might have rooms and shit named but I think me and my bros at Penn State are the only ones with the "Bro Wall." On the front wall of our living room we have 4 tv's with HD; 2 of which are 50 inchers, a dual keg kegerator, ps2, xbox 360, sega genesis, n64, a 550 watt stereo system and a fathead of Marisa Miller. Worthy of a Bro-King

uhh anonymous, are you serious? you got your bro p...

2010-03-11T21:17:36.328-05:00

uhh anonymous, are you serious? you got your bro pad name from a fuckin movie that came out like 2 months ago. take a hike bro. it's a fuckin tight movie nonetheless.

you guys have some pretty lame ass names for your ...

2010-03-11T11:59:59.572-05:00

you guys have some pretty lame ass names for your pads. The hurt locker, greatest pad ever established.

there's no bro pad like the BROthel, period.

2010-02-26T18:11:11.673-05:00

there's no bro pad like the BROthel, period.

27 N. Congress Business Club of Athens, Ohio; resi...

2010-02-24T01:23:54.494-05:00

27 N. Congress Business Club of Athens, Ohio; residing 9 bro-tastic bros that successfully had a familly of 6-8 inch rats living within 3 months of living in our new bro-pad. We are the fucking shit. Oh yea, we get so hammered drunk on weekends running after slam pieces.

Sophomore year of college on Halloween, in Madison...

2010-02-11T03:11:45.700-05:00

Sophomore year of college on Halloween, in Madison WI so obviously all our bros that were too stupid/poor to go to school here came up for the weekend, we had 42 people pass-out at our 5 person bropad. Shit was epic.

If you don't know what beer pong is, you'r...

2009-12-31T17:55:34.951-05:00

If you don't know what beer pong is, you're not a bro, you're a retard

NYB: Natty Ice and 30 racks aren't bottled, so...

2009-12-23T21:03:19.242-05:00

NYB: Natty Ice and 30 racks aren't bottled, so I would have to disagree that bro points are awarded for drinking pricey beer at a rager and saving the bottle caps.

Mount Brolympus, home of the Bro Gods in Ithaca. A...

2009-12-20T01:15:15.268-05:00

Mount Brolympus, home of the Bro Gods in Ithaca. Along with our other Bros in the Bromansion, we form the Axis of Bro.

Bro's must have an HD TV somewhere in their br...

2009-11-26T00:12:21.821-05:00

Bro's must have an HD TV somewhere in their bropad. I mean come on Bros..it's almost 2010. Also t's not like we can't afford it.

wtf is beer pong? i'm starting to think you we...

2009-11-19T20:42:35.752-05:00

wtf is beer pong? i'm starting to think you went to public school

a bro's home is his castle

2009-11-08T12:37:13.786-05:00

a bro's home is his castle

bro hate to point it out but you forgot to mention...

2009-11-01T14:09:54.321-05:00

bro hate to point it out but you forgot to mention the necessity of shitty sofas. nothing is more brotacular then being able to party on your shitty sofa and then go out the next day and pick up some new sweet lounge machines for free from craiglist.
also, since bras don't know that you're smart enough to figure out how to get them for free, they think that you're constantly paying for your upgrades, fooling them into thinking you're loaded, and therefore someone for whom they should offer multiple lapdances and/or blowjobs.
just sayin.