Comments on Bros Like This Site: #118 Hating Graduation

I graduated from UCSB a year ago and after a year ...

2010-10-24T20:19:08.969-04:00

I graduated from UCSB a year ago and after a year of the square life, I'm dying to bring it all back.

Doing the John Wall at Graduation

2010-07-17T14:02:21.122-04:00

Doing the John Wall at Graduation

bro-ops are the fucking shit

2010-06-18T14:40:43.554-04:00

bro-ops are the fucking shit

Like a true bro, I didn't attend my graduation...

2010-05-24T02:00:07.554-04:00

Like a true bro, I didn't attend my graduation. When I awoke that day, I realized that one of my roommates was not the bro I suspected, but actually a bro hater as his entirely family was waiting in the living room, ready to fire questions at me about whether I graduated and why I wasn't go to my graduation---when all I wanted was a fucking gatorade from the fridge to help with my hangover.

Yo, fellow fucking bros, listen to this little pie...

2010-05-22T20:59:44.764-04:00

Yo, fellow fucking bros, listen to this little piece of advice that was passed down many years ago:

Just because the road ends.. that doesn't mean the party has to stop.

Keep it fucking bro.

Some geniuses work in oils. Others work in clay o...

2010-05-19T19:55:54.438-04:00

Some geniuses work in oils. Others work in clay or wood. Effmanny, King of All Bros works in the bromance languages.

Here's a great song about hating graduation by...

2010-05-19T12:40:45.297-04:00

Here's a great song about hating graduation by Indiana University's own P. Max

http://www.brobible.com/brommunity/indiana-university-airplanes-remix-seniors-2010#comment-148488

First off NYB, gotta say, love this site, your wor...

2010-05-19T12:29:51.120-04:00

First off NYB, gotta say, love this site, your words are a creed by which all my bros live.

You should do a post on bros icing bros man. People have just started picking that shit up in my town and they're turning it all gay, running around like a faggot with an asshole like a highway going "oh gee I hope I don't get ICED!". You have to get the word out, remind people that true bros don't WANT to get iced.

No real bros graduate in 4 years. And the way to ...

2010-05-18T16:21:04.439-04:00

No real bros graduate in 4 years. And the way to make it through the ceremony: fifth of jack and two percs. It'll go by mad fast and you'll be fucked up ready to go for the grad party

Why would any bro actually go to graduation? I jus...

2010-05-18T05:48:24.657-04:00

Why would any bro actually go to graduation? I just skipped that shit when I graduated, instead I left town and got shitfaced at a baseball game. Total bullshit ceremony anyways.

NYB that post went fucking hard man. You're a ...

2010-05-16T23:36:44.446-04:00

NYB that post went fucking hard man.
You're a legend among bros.

Co-op is the shit. Nothing rules like stumbling in...

2010-05-15T09:56:53.770-04:00

Co-op is the shit. Nothing rules like stumbling into your job two hours late because you spent the wednesday night drinking until you had to goto work and then pissing all over the subway because some brohater said something about "that drunk over there"

Graduating from Loyola Maryland tomorrow. Can'...

2010-05-15T03:12:55.107-04:00

Graduating from Loyola Maryland tomorrow. Can't remember the last night I havent drank. Only good news is that i'm going to grad school and I am going to pull a Van Wilder off of my dad's money. Long live college and banging bitches.

P.S. I rented a house at dewey beach last week and it was the fucking shit. I need to go back every year.

A great bro moment was when a fellow bro had a ser...

2010-05-14T19:35:04.529-04:00

A great bro moment was when a fellow bro had a serious grad weekend
Tradition at my school is 6a.m. at all the bars, parents tab.

Anyways this "bro" used to fuck around with the trombone in his younger years. On grad day he blacked out after hittin the bars too hard and wound up getting a cab to a music store across town and renting a trombone. All blacked

He ended up at a grad party with mainly sober people wailing away on the trombone with some skill before he hit the wrong note. And by hit the wrong note I mean he fell backwards off the table and threw the trombone over the fence in the backyard and into the street... needless to say he woke up with an $800 charge at said music store.

He had graduated 2 years prior.

Forest Fires is right Smokey should be banned... h...

2010-05-14T13:26:33.133-04:00

Forest Fires is right Smokey should be banned... his first interest on facebook is god

I spent the day of my college graduation getting d...

2010-05-13T17:18:28.387-04:00

I spent the day of my college graduation getting drunk at The Preakness infield. 'Nuff said.

Great post.

Fantastic post. I still don't believe that day...

2010-05-13T13:12:07.899-04:00

Fantastic post. I still don't believe that day will ever come. If i don't believe in it, it can't happen right?

Broltamatum: obvious Northeastern University bro.....

2010-05-13T00:21:39.949-04:00

Broltamatum: obvious Northeastern University bro.. bro hard my man, bro hard

God I fucking love my school. 5-year program for a...

2010-05-12T23:46:05.037-04:00

God I fucking love my school. 5-year program for an extra year of adding to your stat sheet. You're batting .800 during your senior year. And no, it's not for some bullshit addition to my degree. It's call the co-op program-- the ultimate Bro plan for any college. 6 months of class, 6 months of fulltime work while living on campus.. you earn instant bro points when you use Benjamin Franklins face to wipe the tears off bitches you've made cry or the loads she squirts on you for being a fucking bro king.

A Manifestbro

2010-05-12T23:38:02.680-04:00

A Manifestbro

those last 2 paragraphs was some of the most epic ...

2010-05-12T21:15:22.056-04:00

those last 2 paragraphs was some of the most epic and inspiring material ive ever read. youre a god NYB

daps on the 'forest fires are the shit' al...

2010-05-12T19:32:21.154-04:00

daps on the 'forest fires are the shit' alias i fucking laughed my ass off when i read that

Once upon a Late May Morning, I hear my bro's ...

2010-05-12T18:55:13.825-04:00

Once upon a Late May Morning, I hear my bro's "slam piece" snoring,
She is a whale and I'm sure that he put it in her back door.
It's been four years; fucking, drinking, many nights of chew and stealing,
Uninvited at some party chanting, chanting "SHE'S A WHORE!"
Last night was hazy, but I remember "yoga pants" blowing me hardcore.
For I'm a bro, you know I always score.

It's my last weekend at the frat, one last chance to fill the beer bat,
telling bra's that they're fuckin fat, but first I stop by the beer store.
For the money, my father's to thank. A check for rent, the amount left blank.
This kegger will be worth remembering, get so drunk, you can't find the door.
Later I will be "FRANK THE TANK"- maybe set fire to some gay decor.
Shit will be like the Vietnam War.

Tomorrow I'm supposed to become a grad. Fuck that, look at all the good times I had.
I drive drunk/recklessly back to the bro pad, "Swingers" is on - a movie I fucking adore.
As I quote the movie I start thinking, Bro's ONLY trip, time for serious drinking.
"Lets go to Vegas, do some gambling, get our D.U.F.F. married to an actual whore!
College doesn't have to be over, let's hate on some guido's from the Jersey Shore
Cause we're better than everyone, we get pussy galore."

This, my dear bros is just the beginning. At life we shall always be winning,
banging Freshman sluts when our hair is thinning, she's screaming she wants more.
We're better than the rest, this you know. You never needed to study, cause you're a bro.
Beer pong, pillars, and beer bonging - this has always been your true calling.
A toast to you, a bro for life. You will never need a wife, just some young college whore
For you are a bro, you always score.

Brony Montana that was not Wiz Khalifa that said t...

2010-05-12T18:15:56.936-04:00

Brony Montana that was not Wiz Khalifa that said that, it was Sam Adams. There's a huge difference.

Wow NYB you really are a bro-king among us mere br...

2010-05-12T18:10:06.042-04:00

Wow NYB you really are a bro-king among us mere bro mortals. Bro hard bros, bro hard.