tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post854472904569035265..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #68 TailgatingNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5440947757183670772011-05-13T19:14:38.872-04:002011-05-13T19:14:38.872-04:00The Grove 9-3-11 can't fucking wait, Ole Miss ...The Grove 9-3-11 can't fucking wait, Ole Miss has the best tailgate in the SEC and the hottest slam pieces.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-48564328585874578522011-01-13T22:36:08.455-05:002011-01-13T22:36:08.455-05:00the beginning of this post sounds like one of our ...the beginning of this post sounds like one of our mornings before it moved on to the tailgating stuff... we woke up one morning to a fucking parade at 7am. "what the fuck" could be heard from every room in every apartment in our townhome complex and every frat and sorority across the street. honestly who the fuck has a war amps parade at 7am on frat row. we all proceeded to the windows overlookig the streets. yep, fucking war amps. bingo. while my boy passed out the brews we started hollering at them to shut the fuck up or we'd be down to steal their wheelchairs, then my roomate (big irish DOFF) hollered "we dont have ur leg now fuck off". 1st time since kindergarten i almost pissed myself laughing soberAli G as BROrat... Sexytimenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-47053052669797074852010-08-30T11:03:01.995-04:002010-08-30T11:03:01.995-04:00I go to D3 private school so no one goes to the ga...I go to D3 private school so no one goes to the games but everyone gets fucked up before and during the game. The only time we enter the stadium is like the last minute before the game ends...if we're losing we break shit and steal food from the concessions. if we're winning we storm the field and start fights with the other team. After beating the shit out of them you'd think it just rained with all the slam pieces watching and soaking the field. Then we take the wet bitches back and slay before we hit the bars.<br /><br />Tailgating is the shit.Brony Montananoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-59958261579479886712010-08-11T01:52:12.108-04:002010-08-11T01:52:12.108-04:00The best way to get fucked up for a tailgate is to...The best way to get fucked up for a tailgate is to complete the bourbon challenge - finish a whole fifth of bourbon before the game starts. It's best for games at noon. If the game is later than that and you're not a fucking bro-hater you will make sure to crush a 12 pack and slay a sorostitute before starting the challenge. There's nothing better than grilling out, listening to a live band, and destroying your other bros in a drink-off right before stumbling in to see a football game. Bros love tailgaiting.BRObi-one-kenobinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-18744353116010650782010-07-20T19:34:49.151-04:002010-07-20T19:34:49.151-04:00I can't name nothing more nuts than the tailga...I can't name nothing more nuts than the tailgates we have at almost every single one of our frats on game day, the sight of bros too smashed to pick the hamburger off the plate while yelling at slam pieces that their fat friends need to go home is nearly nothing of the experience. I know all you bros do it just as nuts at your schools. Bros love taking advantage of drinking, Bros love getting blacked after they win the game.University of Broizonanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-75891578108775034222009-12-28T03:24:26.396-05:002009-12-28T03:24:26.396-05:00Tailgating and Lacrosse are not correlated my bros...Tailgating and Lacrosse are not correlated my bros. Hawkeye Football and Tailgating is. This season at my house in Iowa City, IA we got shit started at 5 am, 2100 Bush Lights, Liquor Luge with 10 handles, 300 people getting proper fucked in my front yard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-8017360295050385292009-12-11T12:52:26.446-05:002009-12-11T12:52:26.446-05:00What about tailgating at DMB? All bros must love/e...What about tailgating at DMB? All bros must love/enjoy Dave Matthews. Especially when you tell great stories of Alpine, The Gorge, Red Rocks, Boulder, ect. I insist to talk about DMB on this site. Even though a bro never adds what to say, it must be said. Along with Grateful Dead and PhishAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-78227862031495600602009-09-23T12:59:13.197-04:002009-09-23T12:59:13.197-04:00Woke up at 330AM after a afternoon of pounding bre...Woke up at 330AM after a afternoon of pounding brews only to open another brew 30 mins later at our tailgate. we brought out portable flood lights to wake everyone up (sorority row), put on "titties and beer" and pounded til 7PM. We smooked ribs for 5 hours before gametime, after running 7 striaght on the port-o-pong, and slamming some makers mark (a true bro bourbon)...me and another bro got our dicks cleaned by some nearby tridelts<br /><br /><br />just wanted to leave a post from the defending national champions and almost always considered a top party school. go gators!UF GATOR BROhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03986896902558516865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85343397139693161982009-09-23T00:48:08.959-04:002009-09-23T00:48:08.959-04:00FOCK YA, Tailgating is the focking shit and everyo...FOCK YA, Tailgating is the focking shit and everyone knows it. Its sat morning about 6am and me and my fellow bros roll 30 deep to our tailgate and start focking shot-gunning beers. The game is overrated we obiously blackout and find some slam piece to take back home and rail the focking shit out of only to wake up about 5pm to see that our focking team won. What do we do next, obviously start drinkin again so we can focking black out twice in one fucking day. FOCK BROHATERSBrosuke Fukudomenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-57475442048876997402009-09-22T20:15:37.186-04:002009-09-22T20:15:37.186-04:00Ohio State is a joke. Enjoy all the hot chicks in ...Ohio State is a joke. Enjoy all the hot chicks in hoodies and sweatpants while the teams in the south see all the bitch's in dresses. ASU is a legit party school. Hopefully you ASU bro's come to the SEC this weekend to see how UGA does it. Tip: Hit up NorthCampus for the tailgate. If for some reason you cant snag any slam pieces during or after the game, just stop by bourbon street bar and snag up a freshman sloot there.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-4795132514620797892009-09-21T20:48:33.751-04:002009-09-21T20:48:33.751-04:00Obviously the SEC is the only conference that know...Obviously the SEC is the only conference that knows how to tailgate. At Vanderbilt, though we suck at football, we dress classy as shit, get shwasted, go to the game in the 2nd quarter, leave in the third, and go party some more. And we're private school and have some of the richest hottest girls in the nation. The SEC is the shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-27688660765064811772009-09-21T16:15:57.822-04:002009-09-21T16:15:57.822-04:00There is nothing a true bro likes better then the ...There is nothing a true bro likes better then the mixture of drinking and football, Redskins football. <br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKWsJqDdgg7 Bro 3https://www.blogger.com/profile/09666832734507344233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-68383277873362419322009-09-08T10:24:45.519-04:002009-09-08T10:24:45.519-04:00As an alumni of ASU & OSU both, I feel I can m...As an alumni of ASU & OSU both, I feel I can make a good judgement on which school is better.<br /><br />ASU obviously has better weather than OSU, that's a no-brainer. Other than that, I feel OSU is superior in all categories including, girls, sluttyness, parties, sports, education, and overall quality.<br /><br />Many ppl here seem to be discounting OSU and referencing the weather a lot. The weather is not that bad, if you think it is, you are obviously a big pussy. OSU is an excellent school, all the way around, and I honestly say that after being at ASU & OSU, OSU is much better.MB Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-60589026820062406902009-09-08T03:45:19.742-04:002009-09-08T03:45:19.742-04:00ASU ranked #1 overall in college athletics by spor...ASU ranked #1 overall in college athletics by sports illustrated last year. ASU is known for being the #1 party/bro school in the nation. Check playboys rankings. ASU females compare to no other school. Look at tempe12.com. And to top it off, I'm a bro so that means I am a business major and ASUs business school owns your gay school in Ohio. Enjoy the shitty weather! Nice tryBro Dirtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7912636962883595762009-09-07T20:01:40.443-04:002009-09-07T20:01:40.443-04:00ASU is the gayest school in America.
Is ASU goo...ASU is the gayest school in America. <br /><br />Is ASU good at any sports? NO<br />Does ASU have girls as hot as OSU? NO<br />Does ASU have better parties than OSU? NO<br />Can you get a better education at ASU? NO<br /><br />Ohio State is clearly the winner and clearly the bro university of the world.Brosetta Stonenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-39085532491188708092009-09-07T11:45:04.609-04:002009-09-07T11:45:04.609-04:00Ha ha thanks for the laugh about Ohio State. That ...Ha ha thanks for the laugh about Ohio State. That place sounds about as cool as AIDS. Best slam pieces? That's when I knew you were full of shit. ASU shits on osu ANY DAY of the week...Twice on SundayBro Dirtnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-44971173887739378862009-09-04T22:31:00.658-04:002009-09-04T22:31:00.658-04:00hahaha i love how all you retards try to justify g...hahaha i love how all you retards try to justify going to state school by saying that the football tailgates are sick. get real, everyone knows that real bros get a private education and don't go to school with ten thousand asians and another eight thousand dotheads. sorry my parents aren't affected by the recessioni am better than younoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-77751805990625424182009-09-04T01:21:24.435-04:002009-09-04T01:21:24.435-04:00Thank you the SEC is the best conference by far in...Thank you the SEC is the best conference by far in the country fuck homohio stateAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-31378527341850844382009-09-04T00:23:43.326-04:002009-09-04T00:23:43.326-04:00OSU is the gayest school in the country. Their fan...OSU is the gayest school in the country. Their fans actually enjoy their annual assfucking by the SEC in a BCS game.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-15626228978397936902009-09-03T18:14:22.484-04:002009-09-03T18:14:22.484-04:00ever tailgate at a steelers game? holy shit can t...ever tailgate at a steelers game? holy shit can those fans drink & party. amazing fans. cocky, but i guess they can be since they won the super bowl. ben is a bro.The Broghnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61115376682839980912009-09-03T18:10:54.848-04:002009-09-03T18:10:54.848-04:00BIG 12=Brews, Bitches, and BBG's!BIG 12=Brews, Bitches, and BBG's!Bron Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-46237345914081394892009-09-03T17:46:24.912-04:002009-09-03T17:46:24.912-04:00Brohio State is the shiznit- best party school, ho...Brohio State is the shiznit- best party school, hottest girls, best everything. Nothing can compare. When you walk around campus, you know it. When you go to a football game, you know it. Why did the best best player in college football come to Brohio State? Because it's the best college, duh...<br /><br />No college compares to Brohio State. Who the fuck is talkin about Arizona State? Give me a fuckin break. That place sucks ass. I almost went there... then I realized I didn't want to go to a shit school with shit parties and shit slam pieces, and they suck ass at every sports.<br /><br />The first day at Brohio State I knew I was at the greatest school in the world. I just fuckin walk and its like Bro-kamania all over the fuckin place. Bros just going crazy. Not 1 ugly or fat slam piece at the school. Every girl is hot as shit and slutty as shit. I've slammed at least 50,000 girls since being at Brohio State, the ultimate bro school. Oh fuck yes it is great.<br /><br />Every other school wishes they were brohio state, but theyre not, so they suck ass! Go Brohio State Bro-ckeyes! Best college in the world! Hottest slam pieces! Best parties! Best sports! Best tailgating! Best everything! Oh shit yes you love it. Me too.Elibro Manningnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-7231455751066485722009-09-03T17:29:55.136-04:002009-09-03T17:29:55.136-04:00Tailgating for LAX games? Hahaha. Can we all agree...Tailgating for LAX games? Hahaha. Can we all agree that LAX, while definitely bro, isn't even in the same league as football when it comes to tailgating. Saying that your tailgate at the LAX championships was the best tailgate ever is like saying that your small college is the top party school around. While I'm sure you tore it up true bro-style at Nassau Community College, I'm pretty sure it was no Florida State.Ivan DragBronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-24453731499020446012009-09-03T16:26:08.076-04:002009-09-03T16:26:08.076-04:00Hey Bro Dirt, get off Brohio State's back. Bro...Hey Bro Dirt, get off Brohio State's back. Bros in Ohio know how to party and Browns fans tailgate hardcore!Edgar Allen Bronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45645677105046031672009-09-03T16:02:46.913-04:002009-09-03T16:02:46.913-04:00Ah, the Big-10, always thinking they are better th...Ah, the Big-10, always thinking they are better than every other conference.<br /><br />How about an Alabama or Georgia tailgate?Bronan the Barbariannoreply@blogger.com