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Love this article NYB Bros Rule

2011-09-03T02:35:16.249-04:00

Love this article NYB Bros Rule

THis past week has been epic. The freshman cheerle...

2011-08-26T16:30:37.785-04:00

THis past week has been epic. The freshman cheerleaders are in trouble for being at a bar in their facebook pictures. That bar is the one in my Bropad. We have all taken down some freshman. ran shit at all three of my beer pong rooms and the bar/ grand central station to the pound town express has led a week long hot streak for me and all my bros.

Excellent work, NYB. Banging freshman slampieces i...

2011-03-21T15:20:20.625-04:00

Excellent work, NYB. Banging freshman slampieces is a definite must for any self-respecting bro, for a number of reasons:

1) They haven't put on the freshman 15 yet. Take 'em to poundtown on move-in day and kick them to the curb before the weight piles on. There's always a new replacement crop of froshies just around the corner.

2) They're insecure as hell, making them ridiculously easy to bang.

3) They're naive and therefore open to suggestion regarding sex acts. "Yeah, babe - all the girls in college let guys cum on their face / do anal / get brazilian waxes / etc". Just tell her whatever you're into is standard sexual practice among upperclassmen girls, and she'll feel obligated to keep up with the Joneses.

4) A lot of them have bro-hating long-distance boyfriends left over from high school, which makes it even funnier when she cheats on him with you. I can't even count the number of Thanksgiving Break "Turkey Drop" breakups I've caused over the years. Hahahaha.

I fucking love move-in day. You and your bros can set up shop on the grass in front of the dorms with a couple 30-packs and just watch the fresh meat roll past like a goddamn Macy's Day whore parade. Introduce yourselves to the dimest pieces right off the bat and invite them to a "party" at your house that night. This makes them feel special their first day and is pretty much guaranteed to get the panties wet. I especially love introducing myself to a new slam in front of her parents. There's nothing better than flirting with a freshman slam, and then looking right in her Dad's face with an expression that says "I am going to fuck the shit out of your daughter tonight".

Ya, right... high school senior slam piece?!? Mor...

2010-12-23T01:58:38.107-05:00

Ya, right... high school senior slam piece?!? More like little sister's 8th grade "BFF" slam piece! Am I right?!? Eh? EH?! ya...

im a bra and a freshman cheerleader in college and...

2010-11-29T22:45:18.447-05:00

im a bra and a freshman cheerleader in college and i gotta say i deeeefinitely love the older bros. college parties and upperclassmen bros are the best thing that ever happened to me. im more than happy to be their bra for the night and the next party be someone elses :P It keeps things fun and crazy!!

Im 18 and my bf is 26!! Sex is great. He taught me...

2010-09-28T17:40:29.303-04:00

Im 18 and my bf is 26!! Sex is great. He taught me everything I know.

Bro if it's legal slam that piece, you can eve...

2010-09-06T21:22:33.735-04:00

Bro if it's legal slam that piece, you can even slam 17 yr olds in some states and bros do drink beer and eat pizza etc. Cuz we are the shit but me and my bros have a" bro chef", for the the week between the gym and boozing, eating good keeps you looking good. It's also good to have a bromacist he's the dude with the script for all the shit.

this last anonymous quote was obviously a bro hati...

2010-07-29T12:19:46.723-04:00

this last anonymous quote was obviously a bro hating middle aged fat ass woman who is peeping on her bro sons history. shut the fuck up woman, bros can eat whatever we want cause we look good always. and viagra is a non issue for bros.

I think it's funny that you "bros" d...

2010-05-18T14:03:10.487-04:00

I think it's funny that you "bros" don't think you gain weight from attacking pizza late at night and drinking beer from sun up til sun down. At least women have make up to cover up their wrinkles. You guys are stuck with yourselves for life. Can't wait to get with an older guy who needs viagra to get it up.

Men age like wine, women age like milk.

2010-05-02T02:56:47.884-04:00

Men age like wine, women age like milk.

When texting young bitches make sure to use smiley...

2010-04-28T21:45:23.090-04:00

When texting young bitches make sure to use smiley faces. bitches love smiley faces. no fucking gay ones though

freshmen slam pieces are the shit. they are insec...

2010-04-23T10:46:02.724-04:00

freshmen slam pieces are the shit. they are insecure and basically asking to get banged because of their insecurity. by fucking bros, they think that it increases their popularity. fucking slam pieces.

Me and my bros noticed something when were in coll...

2010-04-23T02:03:41.883-04:00

Me and my bros noticed something when were in college. Determining a girls age is just like trees. The cellulite on their legs are like rings on a tree. If we didn't know what year she was, just checked below the ass.

Bros get better looking when they get older. Bras ...

2010-04-22T15:54:18.252-04:00

Bros get better looking when they get older. Bras fall off

NYB, i want you. end of story. and i'll be hon...

2010-04-01T00:08:41.291-04:00

NYB, i want you. end of story. and i'll be honest, you'd want me if you met me. so let's figure this shit out and just get it on already..

True poetry

2010-03-15T21:55:03.573-04:00

True poetry

i'm a girl, and to be honest, i think you'...

2010-03-12T13:13:42.814-05:00

i'm a girl, and to be honest, i think you're hilarious. i like the way you word things. :)

My Bro's and I have a motta beat it skeet it a...

2010-02-25T00:18:51.807-05:00

My Bro's and I have a motta beat it skeet it an leave it
fuck settling down

our wives aren't born yet - classic

2010-02-18T14:13:14.446-05:00

our wives aren't born yet - classic

so true. amazing!

2010-02-13T01:14:20.255-05:00

so true. amazing!

Props for mentioning The League Those guys are tr...

2010-02-10T04:47:21.438-05:00

Props for mentioning The League

Those guys are true bro-life advocates

Waldo said... Bro I don't know why it's s...

2010-02-04T03:23:51.319-05:00

Waldo said...
Bro I don't know why it's so bad to be dating an older girl. I'm 15 and a sophomore gettin laid by a senior that's 18. An 18 year olds tahtahs are definitely better than some 13 year olds mosquito bites.

Alright bro that's where you are wrong because..
1. You're 15
2. She's 18
What 18 year old slampiece goes for a 15 year old? I'll tell you.. not a slampiece at all. If this 18 year old was really fucking sexy she would be fucking older bros or at least bros her own age is shes willing to go down to a 15 year old she's probably suffered from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. She probably fat as fuck and those "tahtah's" are probably just an accumulation of all the fucking cans of crisco shes ate.

God came up with the idea of "settling" ...

2010-02-01T16:44:22.299-05:00

God came up with the idea of "settling" down bro.

Having a girlfriend is unacceptable. College is th...

2010-01-28T14:31:33.411-05:00

Having a girlfriend is unacceptable. College is the opportune time to slay easy pieces. Obviously i'm going after the freshest meat within my circumference, not try to get get some sloppies from one of my bros. GDI girls are prime suspect too because they don't have to live by the sorostitute code of discretion. get busy enough and you earn the title of bossman bro.

Brobie Trice - "I'm 29 and my girlfriend ...

2010-01-21T15:52:32.778-05:00

Brobie Trice - "I'm 29 and my girlfriend is 18!!!"

fuck that shit dude.. having a gf is def not bro.