Comments on Bros Like This Site: #19 Kegs

Shit dont just snag the tap .. take the keg as wel...

2011-06-20T21:46:40.443-04:00

Shit dont just snag the tap .. take the keg as well..

best bro move i've seen. back in college me a...

2010-12-15T05:35:52.830-05:00

best bro move i've seen. back in college me and my bros were at a lame house party so we decided to check out a party across the street. this party also sucked dick. naturally the only thing to do was steal the half full keg and take it to our bros house a few houses a way. word got out that somebody from the first party (us) stole the keg from the other party. long story short a huge brawl broke out in the middle of the street. me and bros just sat on the porch drinking the stolen keg watching this happen.

ultimate bro move is stealing the keg and the tap ...

2010-12-15T05:28:37.209-05:00

ultimate bro move is stealing the keg and the tap (from a bro-hater of course). i have pulled it off twice not an easy task, requires you to be extremely fucked up already and to not give a fuck

Have you bros ever heard of/participated in a keg ...

2010-11-17T16:25:05.134-05:00

Have you bros ever heard of/participated in a keg race? It consists of a day drinking event (because bros fucking love day drinking) where you split your bros into five teams and put each team on a keg, first team to finish their keg is pronounced the winner and are guaranteed entry into valhalla, the most fucking bro place ever.

My bros and I would make it a point to steal the e...

2010-10-27T23:44:42.875-04:00

My bros and I would make it a point to steal the entire keg full of beer. If anyone said shit we would just remind them who we were and punch there face in. After a while people got smart, so me and another bro would stand at the door and charge people when they came to the party. Even marking there hands with a sharpie so we know who paid. One word... CLASSIC.

twas the end of the summer. two bros and i went on...

2010-10-11T12:58:47.920-04:00

twas the end of the summer. two bros and i went on an epic 2000 mile broadtrip to south carolina. after absolutely killin it for a week straight, we decided to give it one last fuckin hoorah and attend a massive rush party and act interested in rushing even though we are frat bros at a different school already. after making every yiddie there either funnel or do a keg stand, fast forward a few blackout hours. each of my bros and i woke up in separate slig's beds spread out across campus. i, however, also woke up to the greatest fuckin prize of them all sitting at the foot of the bed; a full keg of natty complete with tap that u better believe was jacked from that rush p. let's go get a god damn snack.

This past spring semester some of my brothers and ...

2010-08-05T03:29:41.938-04:00

This past spring semester some of my brothers and I rolled up on a rival fraternity's party, and insisted that both their president and social chairmen had permitted us to come. (Until recently our rivaly had been fading, and everyone seemed to get along. But this fraternity was a bunch of hipster douches who like to touch eachother at night, and that just isn't how true bro's roll.) This however, was a damn lie. We knew that we weren't welcome there. We didn't want to be in their fucking lame ass party. However, some fellow bros and I had overheard during our bro-feast at the cafeteria that they believed that they could social save money by keeping the keg outside while it was still cold, and not having to buy a keg-bucket or ice. Epic fail on their behalf. They went inside to confirm our lie with their president and social chairman, and while they were inside we went to their side door and stole their fucking keg and added it to our already three keg party. Crushing four kegs after pre-gaming wasn't too bad. Fucking bro as shit. Thus, the rivalry between bro and hipster fraternity was re-ignited, and the bro's fucking came out on top, just like it SHOULD be. Fucking hipster fags.

Being apart of the universal bro nation, my fellow...

2010-05-28T19:02:56.956-04:00

Being apart of the universal bro nation, my fellow bros and I decided to "misplace" a keg from a nearby party in our garage. It took some serious bro strength to get it there. However when the slampieces showed, the real party started. Ended up tossing the empty keg in their yard the next day. The only way a bro can do it.

bro, its not as easy as you think to steal a tap. ...

2010-04-27T11:10:09.842-04:00

bro, its not as easy as you think to steal a tap. me and my brothers are on top of our shit. some pi kapp pledge bro hater tried to steal ours one night and we beat him fucking senseless. then he dropped their pledge process. fuckin pussy

Stealing taps is the way frats fuck with eachother...

2010-04-18T19:08:45.212-04:00

Stealing taps is the way frats fuck with eachother. It is definitely bro to steal a tap from a rival frat. Especially as a pledge. They should be watching their shit. This is how its done.

Find a keg not in the main room--put a cup over the tap and tell people its kicked. Once they leave, untap and get the fuck out the back door.

Done.

Me and my bro were out at Radford last year, expec...

2010-02-23T21:07:52.738-05:00

Me and my bro were out at Radford last year, expectin some mad ragers from out frat's chapter there. Instead they were a bunch of douche bags who didn't deserve to own 10 shirts with our letters on them. Needless to say I got myself a new tap that night.

I can usually tell in the first 2 minutes if the p...

2010-02-20T17:26:48.634-05:00

I can usually tell in the first 2 minutes if the party belongs to bro-haters... It's at this point I proceed to steal the tap, but I would never steal a tap if the party is brotastic.

This is almost as good as stealing a keg. Some of ...

2010-02-05T19:17:47.800-05:00

This is almost as good as stealing a keg. Some of my frat bros happened to come across the wallet of a nonbro from another frat. Upon looking in the wallet we found a perfectly good credit card. What did my bros do? Immediately went and bought 2 kegs with said credit card and had a backyard party at my bro's bro-pad. Total bro domination. Brominatiom

No Big Deal. Me And My Bros Shotgunned a Keg. htt...

2010-01-21T01:13:26.906-05:00

No Big Deal. Me And My Bros Shotgunned a Keg.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbfbA7XPoBQ

apparently im also a bro-king having drank the bro...

2009-10-27T02:14:16.594-04:00

apparently im also a bro-king having drank the bro-haters keg dry then stealing the keg tap as well as the only handle they had at the party fuck bro-haters

Apparently, I'm a bro-king. Never really thou...

2009-10-08T14:53:22.008-04:00

Apparently, I'm a bro-king. Never really thought about myself having reached such elite status, but I have stolen 3 keg taps in the past year. At one party, they were just douche bags. At another, the party was incredibly lame, and after having walked 30 min to get a cup full of foam I had to teach them a lesson. And the 3rd tap I stole was so shitty it didn't deserve to be used to dispense some high quality natty light. Naturally, I chose the best tap of the three and lent it to some bro friends who threw great parties every weekend. Now, what about stealing full kegs from douche bags that throw shitty parties? That's a bro-king move if I've ever heard of one.

freshman year of college me and like 6 bros stole ...

2009-10-04T21:02:30.839-04:00

freshman year of college me and like 6 bros stole a tap from some lame partys keg. they had the keg on the front porch so once we decided that the party sucked and it was bar time i stood infront of the keg talking to some bro-hater and distracting him then my bro took the tap, threw it in the front yard and another bro grabbed it and we walked away with it un noticed. bro team work is unstopable

We couldn't have kegs at my school so my frat ...

2009-09-30T20:03:55.538-04:00

We couldn't have kegs at my school so my frat would rock 70-80 cases of PBR for a party. I think that's fantastic. DU all the goddamn time.

nah man its cool to steal a tap if its a beat ass ...

2009-08-21T19:12:09.495-04:00

nah man its cool to steal a tap if its a beat ass party and then ur a fuckin hero

a few years back in my college days me and my bros...

2009-07-22T13:40:48.982-04:00

a few years back in my college days me and my bros lived next to a bunch of dirty sluts - they attempted to have an outdoor rager in the backyard but A) no one came B) they only had ONE keg so it was technically not even a rager... anyways, after a night or rolling deep and dominating at the bar with my bros, we strolled into our connecting back yard and I stole thier basically FULL keg (WITH tap i might add) and proceeded to carry it into my house, up my stairs and put it in our bathroom for me and my bros to drink at our convenience (while showering, shaving, or dropping huge duces)

one of my finest (and funniest) steals of my career...

This brings up another important point, if you are...

2009-05-25T11:27:55.148-04:00

This brings up another important point, if you are at a lame party, like one thrown by unpokeable bras, then it is a bro's duty to thrash the party before making a bro-like exit. Snatching the tapper is one way, other ways include lifting other stuff from the party or the house, or getting into a fake fight with other bros, trashing the place, then making a quick exit. Extra bro points if one of your bros bleeds on some furniture at the party after the staged fight.

Props on the tap steal, would never try that one. ...

2009-05-22T17:17:09.561-04:00

Props on the tap steal, would never try that one. But did steal an empty keg shell from a lame party in college. From that time on, never had to worry about a deposit. Obviously bro-fives commenced all around.

If they were real bro's throwing the party you cou...

2009-05-21T16:23:44.911-04:00

If they were real bro's throwing the party you couldn't steal the tap, cause we'd be pouring and drinking mad brews from it all night.

Stealing a tap from a party is a bro-move that is ...

2009-05-21T14:20:44.024-04:00

Stealing a tap from a party is a bro-move that is most successful when two bros work together. One bro to flip every circuit breaker to every bit of electricity at the party, and the other to take the tap and leave. It is a dick move and is definitely a party killer, but when the party throwers are douches it warrants swift action because the party sucked anyway and your bros need the tap more than they do.

Tru bro you must be a bromatuer. Phillip is doing...

2009-05-19T12:07:00.000-04:00

Tru bro you must be a bromatuer. Phillip is doing the right thing here by keeping the the first commandment in mind. Though shalt never kill a bro's vibe. While a party may be lame, some shredder is likely doing a good job of getting a little wet from that keg. Stop being a selfish non-bro and hold it down for all the bromosapiens out there. Remember this Tru bro you kill a bro's vibe, I'll poach your waves and snake your pow.