tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post8997251233765186971..comments2023-06-07T05:49:30.731-04:00Comments on Bros Like This Site: #159 Knowing Their Bros' SkeletonsNed's Younger Brotherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10782163509310807317noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-27895220050190549002012-08-17T10:05:58.984-04:002012-08-17T10:05:58.984-04:00Really? Who the fuck goes out and says " hey ...Really? Who the fuck goes out and says " hey bro's lets see who can fuck the ugliest bitch tonight!" that's a typical night out at the bars for you? Dude that's fucking gross. Totally not bro. I mean who the fuck wants to go out on a Friday night planning on fucking the nastiest bitch you can find?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-551671402717089052011-07-07T20:50:06.894-04:002011-07-07T20:50:06.894-04:00I banged a fat chick the other night while dipping...I banged a fat chick the other night while dipping in and out of consciousness at my beach house, my friends have been hounding me for it ever sinceTyler Durdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12309885171416610113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-5181852093592853662011-05-02T19:02:37.681-04:002011-05-02T19:02:37.681-04:00If your bro slays a two-headed dragon-slut, you ar...If your bro slays a two-headed dragon-slut, you are brogally obligated to shit on his face.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-1110825281824535892011-04-14T02:59:46.969-04:002011-04-14T02:59:46.969-04:00This is honored in the Pilgrim Award, a weekly rec...This is honored in the Pilgrim Award, a weekly recognition of the brother who "settled the hardest"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-51316374778202098592011-04-12T15:01:39.951-04:002011-04-12T15:01:39.951-04:00gotta love the starboard reference, im a big fan. ...gotta love the starboard reference, im a big fan. dewey devils at north beach are probably the best things about that state.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-43782824516676782182011-04-12T12:58:39.153-04:002011-04-12T12:58:39.153-04:00In my fraternity at the Ivy League college I atten...In my fraternity at the Ivy League college I attended, we had an award for the brother that hooked up with the nastiest, most revolting skank. The award, aptly entitled "The Picker-Upper," was literally a dogshit scooper like this one:<br /> <br />http://www.pet-dog-cat-supply-store.com/shop/shop_image/product/ad4ea50fcc50d1588e56b43d21cb9c16.jpg<br /><br />When warranted, the award was given out at a brother's meeting if it was decided, by majority vote, that the brother in question had hooked up with a skank as nasty or nastier than the previous award recipient.<br /><br />Each bro who won the award had to engrave his name on it and keep the shit scooper mounted on the wall in his room until another bro won it. <br /><br />Ivy League bros are the blue bloods of bros.Brock Landersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-17193021226993802652011-04-12T12:01:43.961-04:002011-04-12T12:01:43.961-04:00This post is so true. My freshman year, I blacked...This post is so true. My freshman year, I blacked out and banged a girl that was #28 nicknamed 'the left tackle'. Been getting shit for it ever since. Good thing my bros have been collecting their own skeletons themselves...Tom Brolfesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-49739275834354638042011-04-08T18:33:48.948-04:002011-04-08T18:33:48.948-04:00During our Daylong my one bro was so blacked out e...During our Daylong my one bro was so blacked out even under warning he hooked up with this 3/10 in the study lounge that had blatant herpes on her face... When i told him the next day he went with his head hung in shame to planned parenthood to get tested.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15768298278935398023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-2838469158026274202011-04-08T01:30:24.424-04:002011-04-08T01:30:24.424-04:00Correction... When bros get together they talk abo...Correction... When bros get together they talk about 4 things. The three you stated and the most important one, talking about how wasted they got. swagAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-26786411373402733502011-04-07T20:17:58.598-04:002011-04-07T20:17:58.598-04:00NYB, so true about the smoking and banging part. F...NYB, so true about the smoking and banging part. Fucking classic. Girls that smoke weed love to have a nasty bang sesh afterwards and who better but a bro to oblige.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-59774206645327844492011-04-07T18:01:33.177-04:002011-04-07T18:01:33.177-04:00I used to bang slothpieces when ultra hammered for...I used to bang slothpieces when ultra hammered for sport. But then it was harder to treat them as humans and I felt not making any eye contact with them during all contact with them, even with a liquid lobotomy, just wasn't something I could keep doing to myself. God really does have a dark sense of humor. On another note, I like to jackstraw them in the throats and ATM them with no remorse before passing out. They love you for it, unfortunately.Slumpbusternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-85692471882159756492011-04-07T16:30:24.468-04:002011-04-07T16:30:24.468-04:00"This weekend, as your bro is cozying up to s..."This weekend, as your bro is cozying up to some Robin Williams look-alike at the bar, let the magic happen." Hahaha fucking money. Can't hate on the inevitable sub 7'er. <br /><br />Oh yeah, HAPPY NATIONAL BEER DAY, BROS!!!http://minesuhpint.tumblr.com/post/4420916734/national-beer-dayBrowen Wilsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-45119204097766310522011-04-07T16:21:21.511-04:002011-04-07T16:21:21.511-04:00Bigyale87 hit it spot on with the pyschological da...Bigyale87 hit it spot on with the pyschological damage that comes with banging a barnyard animal. I might write my thesis paper on the pychological effects of getting caught slamming a whale and how it can ruin a bro.Boise State BROnconoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-79600056625088356802011-04-07T16:13:34.265-04:002011-04-07T16:13:34.265-04:00All the haters know that NYB is right.
Banging sl...All the haters know that NYB is right.<br /><br />Banging slams is kinda like a video game. You gotta slay a hideous dragon or two before you get to the princess.The Man With Bro Namenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-57833666169458928362011-04-07T13:37:30.921-04:002011-04-07T13:37:30.921-04:00me and my bros like to put up a 10 dollar pot for ...me and my bros like to put up a 10 dollar pot for bagging the ugliest girls at bars. you must take a picture with your BB, i-phone etc. with the barnyard animal. at the end of the night you compare pictures and whoever snags the ugliest wins the pot.bro maurernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-62393948655878772612011-04-07T13:18:21.261-04:002011-04-07T13:18:21.261-04:00Fuck NYB you hit it spot on again. Back when I was...Fuck NYB you hit it spot on again. Back when I was only a bro in training I banged a 5/10 my bros gave me shit about it for an entire year even though since then I've banged hotter slam pieces than most of my bros.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-22814381375753182322011-04-07T13:10:05.100-04:002011-04-07T13:10:05.100-04:00Very true. Everyone has at least one girl they ar...Very true. Everyone has at least one girl they aren't proud of.Living with Ballshttp://www.livingwithballs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-25297916459936996102011-04-07T12:35:24.775-04:002011-04-07T12:35:24.775-04:00Ah, truer words have never been smoking. Having s...Ah, truer words have never been smoking. Having some skeletons in the closet is pretty much the only thing keeping bros from being proclaimed gods among men. And at the end of the day- you still got your nut. So there's some solace in thatBrolicnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-34607946387052415202011-04-07T12:16:12.790-04:002011-04-07T12:16:12.790-04:00What did your bros call her ratatouille for? This ...What did your bros call her ratatouille for? This post is so damn true, nothing better than giving people shit even if it is your brosKCbronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6728973342074104437.post-61950321952559726412011-04-07T12:10:43.463-04:002011-04-07T12:10:43.463-04:00There is nothing better than ripping on a bro for ...There is nothing better than ripping on a bro for bagging a barnyard animal.<br /><br />My bro bagged a legit 4/10 last year. We all found out and texted all our bros. He seriously did not go out with us again for a month, and I saw him at the library and just shook my head. He had grown a beard.<br /><br />When your boys find out about you bagging a cow, there can be psychological damage.YaleReardonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17298759403424032741noreply@blogger.com