Comments on Bros Like This Site: #119 Midgets

Midgets are god's little punchlines

2011-06-19T20:37:42.652-04:00

Midgets are god's little punchlines

I posted this in #52 Banging in places that arent ...

2010-10-06T15:58:09.861-04:00

I posted this in #52 Banging in places that arent beds, but my brocomplishment is worth repeating:

I fucked a midget. On my 21st birthday. In an elevator.

I win.

if you like midgets, try four of them... racing a ...

2010-08-25T16:24:24.268-04:00

if you like midgets, try four of them... racing a camel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFCNVvvmxNw

After pitching an inning (three strikeouts in a ro...

2010-07-28T11:50:51.104-04:00

After pitching an inning (three strikeouts in a row), I walked out into the cubby of my fraternity house mid-rage. As I scanned the room for potential slampieces, I noticed a black midget dancing on one of the tables. At first I thought I was hallucinating, but one of my bros starting grinding with her and confirmed that she was in fact real. Bros fucking rule.

Great Post NYB. So I heard of this place in China ...

2010-07-06T11:59:41.897-04:00

Great Post NYB. So I heard of this place in China or somewhere in Commiland that this guy was training midgets to fight animals. Fucking hilarious. Then they thought that 40 of these fuckers could take on 3 lions. 37 were injured or died. The trainer must have felt like a dumbass but I would definitely watch midgets fight animals.

i love midgets because i can leave my beer on thei...

2010-06-02T13:05:14.627-04:00

i love midgets because i can leave my beer on their head while i throw my hands up to start a chant, or give double high fives when one of my bros eats shit or gets hurt

I have been trying to put together a midget fight ...

2010-05-27T20:09:05.866-04:00

I have been trying to put together a midget fight club for years, midget on midget and real people vs. groups of midgets. That would be awesome.

I was in Miami this year for the Pro Bowl with a c...

2010-05-26T11:46:39.046-04:00

I was in Miami this year for the Pro Bowl with a couple Bros. 2 of us closed down this club and were stumbling back to our hotel when out of nowhere, this midget hooker appears. She walks right up to us, grabs us by the hands and says, "who wants me boys"! In the biggest regret of my life, I passed on this opportunity and freaked out by the feel of her tiny hands. Minutes later while laughing with my bro about what just happen, I realized that our 3rd bro was passed out in the hotel. We should grab this tiny hooker and make her crawl in bed with him. I attempted to chase her down, but she must have escaped into some tiny midget hole because she had vanished. It will forever be one of my greatest regrets that we didn't get to see my buddy wake up to a tiny naked whore, freak out, and punt her across the room.

Do you think elevators smell differently to midget...

2010-05-26T10:57:06.766-04:00

Do you think elevators smell differently to midgets?

god I love this site. for more topical news type b...

2010-05-24T23:20:20.907-04:00

god I love this site. for more topical news type blogs with this kind of humor i go to http://corporatesellout.wordpress.com/ though.

NYB and fellow bros, weak post. Midgets are not th...

2010-05-24T16:32:46.972-04:00

NYB and fellow bros, weak post. Midgets are not the shit. Bros are too busy hitting on slam-pieces and pounding shots to fuck with midgets. Bro on.

My bros and I got to watch midgets wrestle earlier...

2010-05-23T23:25:06.750-04:00

My bros and I got to watch midgets wrestle earlier this semester for a tv show. The producers even gave us money for booze and free food to party with them after. That was the shit. Just watch the TV this summer, we'll be on there partying our asses off with the little guys.

Oh and btw got to meet Eric Bischoff

Midgets are merely another subordinate sect of man...

2010-05-23T01:24:07.125-04:00

Midgets are merely another subordinate sect of mankind for Bros to lord over. Similar to any slam piece, midgets exist to satisfy Bros' desires. The only difference? Bros have a shit ton more respect for midgets than slam pieces. Simple as that.

Great post NYB.

Yo any you bros see this shit thats gunna be on sp...

2010-05-22T16:02:54.754-04:00

Yo any you bros see this shit thats gunna be on spike tv? Fuckin half pint brawlers, hahaha. Fuckin silly midgets.

I know of an autistic guy who trapped a midget who...

2010-05-22T15:02:04.787-04:00

I know of an autistic guy who trapped a midget who rang his doorbell ( he was working the census) in his closet for like 3 hours because he thought the midget was an elf. Midgets are the shit.

God bless America

Anonymous Michigan fan: It's hard being littl...

2010-05-21T16:03:18.305-04:00

Anonymous Michigan fan:

It's hard being little bro when your school has never lost to UM in football or basketball in 950+ days. Have fun with your non-existant social skills, ugly girls, and Indians.

Sparty On

HORNSWAGGLE!!!

2010-05-21T15:48:51.892-04:00

HORNSWAGGLE!!!

I grinded with a midget at Third Edition in Gtown ...

2010-05-21T10:28:32.659-04:00

I grinded with a midget at Third Edition in Gtown once. No money necessary, just the respect from my fellow bros.

I also almost stepped on a midget coming down the stairs at a bar in Columbus, GA. The best part was, she started making out with the tallest guy there later that night (she sat up on a barstool while he crouched down like a humpback). Wish I got that Bro's name.

i don't know bro... i fucking hate midgets

2010-05-21T00:51:23.017-04:00

i don't know bro... i fucking hate midgets

He's an angry elf

2010-05-21T00:18:15.333-04:00

He's an angry elf

Save your Indie Rock for a f*cking hipster convent...

2010-05-20T23:44:48.305-04:00

Save your Indie Rock for a f*cking hipster convention.

Mark Dantonibro = little Bro

2010-05-20T22:59:18.445-04:00

Mark Dantonibro = little Bro

Well said about wee-man and troyer being bro kings...

2010-05-20T21:46:18.628-04:00

Well said about wee-man and troyer being bro kings. Anyone who is like 8 inches tall and can slay slampieces on a regular basis is a bro king. Bro hard people, bro hard.

miller, your wrong thats tight as shit, but china ...

2010-05-20T14:22:30.129-04:00

miller, your wrong thats tight as shit, but china will never beat us, at anything

At one of our fraternity parties we have midgets i...

2010-05-20T08:40:51.744-04:00

At one of our fraternity parties we have midgets in cages all around the house, its hilarious!