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Had the perfect icing situation this weekend. The ...

2011-08-07T15:25:11.520-04:00

Had the perfect icing situation this weekend. The ideal mix of a surprise reveal and a completely inappropriate drinking situation.
We're at this party and the cops are busting it up, so me, my bros, and 10-20 other people end up in the tiny basement. We're all huddled together in the pitch black trying not to make any noise as the cops search the house. We're basically like the jews at the start of inglourious basterds.
As luck would have it, I'd had an ice in my back pocket for half the night waiting for the perfect opportunity. I tell my bro to hold it and because its pitch black he can't see what it is. I pull out my phone and shine its light down on that luke-warm sugary bitch brew already in his hand.
He drops to one knee and chugs it by the light of cell phones as we all whisper what a fag he is.

lol so i was fukin makin hardcore on these two slu...

2011-07-19T19:32:32.605-04:00

lol so i was fukin makin hardcore on these two sluts and they were diggin me fuckin superhard i could feel their rays beeming of of them they needed a slay. so im at the bar (not bying drinks but my own) and the fukin bartender comes and says 'youve been iced' these sluts starts laughing while im pounding and i finish get up and start chatting again, no more than a fucking brominute later the bartender pokes me and says ' youve been iced' ... after this is had a total fuckin blackout after the 16 odd cold shots b4 the bar ... i woe up and we went to boston pizza and my buddy was bragging about how hes never been iced. so i snuck the fuck in and orderd him an ice ...were in the middle of the fucking restaurant jam packed on a sunday and he gets down on a knee a pounds it. these families, sluts, childrn are all watching in shock ... id say pretty bro-epic!

So my bro started a new job today for the first ti...

2011-04-26T15:10:57.887-04:00

So my bro started a new job today for the first time in almost 2 years. A big deal in the city where he had to be up at 5:30am, so how do I celebrate for him? Icing his ass at 5:40am.

He refuses to, says he can't and that he's out of the game now. Then he has the sheer balls to text me saying "I ruined icing, it's a sad day for partying".. Last I checked I wasn't the one who refused.. This is fucking WAR.

Guy had a job for 10 mins and turned into a bro-hater. Bro status: Brovoked.

While playing FiFa10 high 2 bros enter room arguin...

2010-09-20T13:56:34.114-04:00

While playing FiFa10 high 2 bros enter room arguing over pizza box with a slice left so naturally I get in on the argument. The "slice" goes to me after much yelling from bro #2 who wants the "slice". upon recieving verbal confirmation the "slice" was mine, I grabbed the box and low and behold a grape ice...and down on one knee I went and chugged that shit.

Retaliation was mine the next night at a bar tab. Snuck ices into the bar and gave them to the bartender to get Bro #2 when he went to get a drink (worked beautifully) and one went to my chawty who cleverly stuck it in bro #1's hand when he stuck his out to meet her.

So my buddy Paul Bro-Neal was coming down from NY ...

2010-08-30T11:11:17.702-04:00

So my buddy Paul Bro-Neal was coming down from NY on the train to bro-out for a solid weekend. Needless to say the moment he opened the door to crawl in the car - Boom: ice coyly waiting for him in the cup holder. It was beautiful, Paul Bro-Neal assumed the position as the entire trainload of tourists and passengers flooded the platform. He took it down like a pro, then proceeded to highfive a random passenger that commented, "that was awesome Bro".

hahaha im about to leave my bro a nice warm ice ...

2010-08-01T00:16:00.852-04:00

hahaha

im about to leave my bro a nice warm ice in his mailbox.

i just mailed an ice and camera across internation...

2010-07-27T04:06:07.759-04:00

i just mailed an ice and camera across international borders to ice my bro. hes not gonna know what hit him.

this post is an instant classic NYB.

The other night me and my bros got the bartender t...

2010-07-13T19:21:50.245-04:00

The other night me and my bros got the bartender to ice a bunch of Brosers. They looked at the ice and didnt know what to do. Fucking nancys.

me and my bro went to my granny's house for ch...

2010-07-06T23:57:54.897-04:00

me and my bro went to my granny's house for christmas he opens his last present. fucking iced. thats right in front of grandma she got pissed and left. we slammed some beers then fucking drove to the club.

So I was having sex with my gf until I led her han...

2010-07-03T02:06:57.846-04:00

So I was having sex with my gf until I led her hand under the pillow behind her and....BOOOOM! ICED!!!!

icing sucks now. it had a good run for about 2 wee...

2010-07-02T22:36:44.414-04:00

icing sucks now. it had a good run for about 2 weeks, but now all i ever see are bro-wannabe nerds icing other nerds. it makes me sick.

Bros icing bros made it on nightline, the guy who...

2010-06-24T23:03:20.049-04:00

Bros icing bros made it on nightline,
the guy who was interviewed was definitely not a bro

http://www.mediaite.com/online/now-nightline-profiles-bros-icing-bros-phenomenon-sets-icing-back-years/

I can't think of a less-bro thing to do than i...

2010-06-23T22:46:45.445-04:00

I can't think of a less-bro thing to do than icing. Hear me out on this. Imagine the scenario described above. A bro walks into a liquor store for the sole purpose of buying Smirnoff Ice rather than the appropriate Natty Lite? Adding to this alternate universe scenario, you're telling me this isn't just one braindead bro, but a whole community of bros doing this? Since when did we move from a time where bros dominated in all their glory of whiskey-drinking to a time where we got drunk of Smirnoff Ice's designed to get teenage girls drunk. Am I the only one here who thinks this is incredibly backward? Bros, stand up for what you know is right. Fuck icing and all its variations. Give me a beer and tell me I have to chug it, I'll gladly take a knee. But don't send me back to Middle School to drink that weak shit, because we're better than that. We're fucking bros.

RIP BrosIcingBros.com

2010-06-19T16:37:36.688-04:00

RIP BrosIcingBros.com

At my school, we had Coolio during graduation w...

2010-06-14T22:26:23.125-04:00
At my school, we had Coolio during graduation week. We iced him on camera, good shit, check it out: www.brosicingbros.com (celebrity ices)

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4237840/dont-ice-me-bro...

2010-06-13T19:42:37.980-04:00
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4237840/dont-ice-me-bro?playlist_id=86856

Even Fox News has taken notice to Bro's Icing other Bro's.

Enough with these games and contests where bros ge...

2010-06-09T10:17:47.003-04:00
Enough with these games and contests where bros get Iced if they lose, you have to hide that shit, bro. Pillows, Hot Tubs, some beat slampieces canal-like pussy that some bro is gna for sure settle for later in the evening. Point is get creative, and be fuckin sneaky. I stepped on the gas to drive home the other day, the pettle was jammed...With a smirnoff ICE. I don't recommend that one but you get the idea. Be a ninja with your Ices and think about who is going to be present when they find the well placed Ice. Fuckin' mail one to your bro, bro.

Bros Bros Bros, I have an urgent question. The oth...

2010-06-08T12:41:25.915-04:00
Bros Bros Bros, I have an urgent question. The other day my bros and I were doing some serious icing, with some double icing involved. However, this part gets tricky bear with me, my one bro Sal iced my other bro Ted, Ted then countericed with his own ice, Sal, being the smart bro that he is, knew that Ted would try to counterice him then re-countericed with a second ice that he was carrying. We insisted that my one bro Ted have to chug all three on one knee, but he pitched a bitch fit and refused, claiming no one knew if that was even possible, which we didnt. Does anyone know the rules for such an occurrence? We asked around and no one knew

Welcome to the Ice Age, bitches.

2010-06-08T12:01:43.966-04:00
Welcome to the Ice Age, bitches.

walked into jewel today to buy a six pack to ice s...

2010-06-07T15:55:03.316-04:00
walked into jewel today to buy a six pack to ice some bros before today. one sixpack of smirnoff ice mango remained. asked the guy at the liquor counter why and he said he has to order new shipments almost every day now. bros icing bros is taking the world by storm. bro on

Bros Icing Bros is a pandemic. I was iced while ty...

2010-06-03T11:57:47.360-04:00
Bros Icing Bros is a pandemic. I was iced while tying up a boat on a gas dock in the Lake of the Ozarks by a bunch of Bros from KU. Needless to say they werent very crafty but I did drop to a knee and chug.

Lax Bros are the biggest sports bros of all time. ...

2010-06-03T00:41:58.299-04:00
Lax Bros are the biggest sports bros of all time. Don't fuck with us.

Fuck you Jim Joyce you Yosemite Sam-wannabe piece ...

2010-06-03T00:31:44.102-04:00
Fuck you Jim Joyce you Yosemite Sam-wannabe piece of shit.

-Detroit Tigers and baseball fans everywhere

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2010-06-02T22:48:30.240-04:00
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I iced my bro during his 5k two days ago. That shi...

2010-06-02T13:55:07.213-04:00
I iced my bro during his 5k two days ago. That shit was dank as hell too in my car for 3 hours. Got that bitch good. I found this blog on bros in the Midwest. I go to Mizzou so I can vouch that there's good shit out here. Here's the link. This fucker's no NYB but he's pretty funny.

http://brofieldguide.blogspot.com/