Comments on Bros Like This Site: #125 Rebounds

this is legit

2011-03-11T15:56:46.785-05:00

this is legit

Stamp! Frisbee golf couldn't be less broman. ...

2010-09-08T16:48:06.137-04:00

Stamp! Frisbee golf couldn't be less broman. A real bro walks onto a real course and saddles up a case inside the cart and finishes 9 with at -2 and no beer left.

The Schotta, after reading your post it is obvious...

2010-07-19T13:49:28.089-04:00

The Schotta, after reading your post it is obvious you are not a bro. Ultimate frisbee is fucking gay as shit and is only played by fucking bro-hating hipsters. So fuck you bro-hater

Love the post. Started pounding tallboys last nigh...

2010-07-15T12:14:20.477-04:00

Love the post. Started pounding tallboys last night with my bro, had some newly singles over, and grabbed a board. Nothing better than cockhungry slam pieces trying so hard to be hott aka useful. Bros love hump day.
Bro hard bros, bro hard

PS: John Daly Post?

Alright. i have been reading these post because th...

2010-07-15T01:37:47.447-04:00

Alright. i have been reading these post because this site is a fucking bible. but i havent seen shit about ultimate frisbee yet. and about bros' ex's, if it is a true bro, the rules are as follows: he dumps her, 6 weeks, she dumps him 3 months. not a true bro: free fuckin game.

Brocker's comment brings up a good topic of de...

2010-07-14T17:42:20.289-04:00

Brocker's comment brings up a good topic of debate though - what is the code with a bro's ex? Obviously he's not much of a bro if let himself get attached for that long but does any type of 'drying off period' apply?

Great post. the only thing is that i don't kno...

2010-07-14T15:00:34.799-04:00

Great post. the only thing is that i don't know if getting sloppy seconds from some douche is something i'd be proud of. pussy is pussy no doubt. but would you really want to find out what a bro haters dick tastes like

NYB, you're writing gets better and better.

2010-07-13T19:41:00.593-04:00

NYB, you're writing gets better and better.

@Anonymous w/ John Brocker jersey you are a bro-k...

2010-07-13T10:30:39.271-04:00

@Anonymous w/ John Brocker jersey

you are a bro-king. I've been scouring the internet trying to find a John Rocker jersey for about 6 months now with no luck. Hats off to you.

Very nice post NYB We use the break ups as an excu...

2010-07-10T00:04:30.205-04:00

Very nice post NYB
We use the break ups as an excuse to be slutty...and theres nothing sluttier than a girl on the rebound thirsty for some dick indeed.

however I was expecting a fourth of july post

solid 90's NBA analogies

2010-07-09T23:06:06.613-04:00

solid 90's NBA analogies

Karl Malone and 8 ball was hilarious- You better b...

2010-07-09T22:51:09.123-04:00

Karl Malone and 8 ball was hilarious- You better believe I'll be boxing out on this one. Bros always get double doubles-Slam pieces and rebounds

Great stuff, NYB. I remember the days when you tre...

2010-07-09T21:39:59.581-04:00

Great stuff, NYB. I remember the days when you treated all of N2L as your personal urinal.

When bros go for the score they shoot 100% of the ...

2010-07-09T14:11:28.854-04:00

When bros go for the score they shoot 100% of the time. It is also said that the best defense is a great offense. By forcing bro haters, guidos, and posers to shoot poorly bros can grab more rebounds. In another words bros fucking love to force rebounds.

The one thing that pisses a bro off more than a period ruining a hot streak is a slam piece dating some bro hater that can be her personal bitch tool. What i'm talking about is that nerd who thinks he's cool that'll do anything she fucking says in order to keep the relationship going. Basically he's Stu from The Hangover before he went to Vegas. In comes the bro who bangs the slam piece and forces the break up. Not only does the slam piece get a premier ticket aboard the 5 am Pound Town Express, she emerges from the ride single because you're going to tell fucking everybody and eventually Dr. Faggot's gonna find out. Not only do you get get your own dick wet you do your fellow bros a service because now there's one more slam piece on the market.

Because bros are strong as shit the next time you see Dr. Faggot at the bar if he wants to fight you'll beat his ass. Then the slam piece will realize that bros are the shit and she should make the Pound Town Express part of her daily routine.

Bros are the shit, the rest of you are just poop stains.

True story- I knocked boots with my best friend...

2010-07-09T11:40:58.624-04:00

True story- I knocked boots with my best friend's ex-gf. They broke up 2 weeks ago and he okayed it. Even if he didn't, I was doing it anyway. Best part of it- I wore my John Rocker jersey the whole time.

instant classic. I say next update you discuss whi...

2010-07-09T11:39:02.115-04:00

instant classic. I say next update you discuss whip its.

Man.. Nailed it. The fat friend bit is so true it&...

2010-07-09T04:43:57.368-04:00

Man.. Nailed it. The fat friend bit is so true it's scary. Better believe that fat cunt is going to try everything in her way to 'protect' her friend. Toss the bitch a burger from a late night takeaway, and let the good times roll.

Bros are the shit.

Jemele Hill can eat shit and die. Lindsay BROhan,...

2010-07-08T17:37:39.853-04:00

Jemele Hill can eat shit and die.

Lindsay BROhan, I agree with your recommendation.

Great close to that post, NYB.

2010-07-08T16:05:17.405-04:00

Great close to that post, NYB.

" Somehow, you made it back to your bed, but ...

2010-07-08T11:06:30.195-04:00

" Somehow, you made it back to your bed, but even more alarming was the fact that you didn’t have to pee when you woke up. This could only mean one thing – there’s fucking #36 piss somewhere in this room. As you slowly move around the room gently touching the floor as if you’re walking through a landmine field"

Truer words have never been spoken. Still waiting for an article on Brocaine. There is nothing more bro than having a slampiece rail a line off your rod.

I hate Jemele Hill. Could not have said it any bet...

2010-07-08T09:57:03.905-04:00

I hate Jemele Hill. Could not have said it any better. With regards to rebounds, they are the easiest sluts to bang. No effort is needed as they are literally wet for anything that comes along. A true bro does not need a rebound to get laid. But if a bro is feeling a particular bra who is on the rebound, its always a lay-up.

how big exactly is a hot girl's "fat"...

2010-07-08T04:52:46.171-04:00

how big exactly is a hot girl's "fat" friend? when i think of a fat girl, i think of like that chick from precious. and hot bitches don't befriend whales....

This is correct.

2010-07-08T00:17:10.275-04:00

This is correct.

NYB, classic post once again

2010-07-07T23:01:50.539-04:00

NYB, classic post once again

Just when I thought you couldn't make this shi...

2010-07-07T18:18:25.161-04:00

Just when I thought you couldn't make this shit any better, you prove me wrong once again. A standing brovation. This should be required fucking reading. Bro hard or not at all