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That Vietnam War game is brilliant. Outstanding w...

2012-06-01T16:27:55.170-04:00

That Vietnam War game is brilliant. Outstanding work.

GRINDING

2012-05-31T23:11:17.592-04:00

GRINDING

All you pussy GDIs, stop trying to use the excuse ...

2012-05-31T21:46:14.764-04:00

All you pussy GDIs, stop trying to use the excuse that you "pay for friends" in fraternities. you don't pay for friends, you pay for massive amounts of alcohol so you and your bros & bitches can have awesome parties. of course, you wouldn't know about that since we don't let you into our parties.

Tho we egyptians blame the us for giving these pea...

2012-05-31T21:23:05.152-04:00

Tho we egyptians blame the us for giving these peaces of shit the right to torture r ears with all of this crap and guess what fiminists are expanding to the middle east and r recently first presidential ellections was 100% ruined and protests are all over the country because those filthy pigs decided to choose the man with best haircut , richest and good lOoks .. Well we all praise that but when it comes to presidential ellection WTF !!! Women were created as man's companion not his rival

Someone bring some sense to these fking whores

Ya I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap ab...

2012-05-31T15:19:44.667-04:00

Ya I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.

^This - Flip Cup can be fun sometimes, but it'...

2012-05-31T15:09:05.774-04:00

^This - Flip Cup can be fun sometimes, but it's not a Bro drinking game. Beirut is a Bro drinking game. Bitches love a Bro who can fucking dominate a Beirut table, talk mad shit to his opponent, and drink his face off using a side case because he didn't lose any of his cups - just to show how fucking Bro he is. Gets a slam wetter than the fucking rainforest and she's ready to bang by the end of the night. Only betas need flip cup to get laid.

Because flip cup is a pussy game, not a man bro ga...

2012-05-31T12:42:11.622-04:00

Because flip cup is a pussy game, not a man bro game. Man up and drink like a bro. People say "oh but bitches love to play flip cup we can get so much pussy!!". But fuck that bros don't need a bitch game like flip cup to get pussy.

Vietnam War is where it's at. It combines beer...

2012-05-31T02:26:55.336-04:00

Vietnam War is where it's at. It combines beer pong and patriotism and getting shitfaced. It's 3 vs 3. USA: 10 cups arranged in a triangle filled with a 1/3 of a beer. Vietnam places 10 cups randomly around their side of the table but fills each cup to the top. When Vietnam sinks a cup, USA drinks and refills the cup. When USA sinks a cup, Vietnam chugs the beer while USA shouts "USA! USA!" and "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!" The game is over when Vietnam is out of cups or the USA gives up. It's an easy way to polish off two 30s in an hour between 6 people. A brotastic way to start your night.

How the fuck is flipcup not on here?

2012-05-30T23:26:06.586-04:00

How the fuck is flipcup not on here?

Beerhunter: Russian Roulette with beer. Shake up a...

2012-05-28T23:55:42.686-04:00

Beerhunter: Russian Roulette with beer. Shake up a can of beer, mix it in with a bunch of other cans. Hold the beer up to your ear, open the tab. If you get soaked, congrats. If not, chug your whole can. Then repeat

Beer die....except combine it with landmines as we...

2012-05-28T16:59:14.589-04:00

Beer die....except combine it with landmines as well.

And Boom is always a classic.

Dude me too just went to prom a couple of days ag...

2012-05-28T09:18:43.847-04:00

Dude me too just went to prom a couple of days ago i met this hot girl soon as we started dancing she was grinding after a little while i got a boner so i thought to hide it but then i said FUCK IT she liked it and she started to bend over and look back at me.
Best thing ever invented GRINGING

Bros love triathlon. It's a game where flip cu...

2012-05-28T03:14:50.645-04:00

Bros love triathlon. It's a game where flip cup, slap a bitch, and pong are all rolled into one massive team chug-off. We finished a 30 with 4 people in 45 minutes playing, its bro as shit.

I can't believe what I'm reading here. Whi...

2012-05-26T12:33:50.489-04:00

I can't believe what I'm reading here. While most bros are dead on accurate in their analysis, it is clear there are pussy bro-haters in our presence. The Democrat party is inherently anti-bro - populated by ugly feminists, envious rich-people haters and terrorist-sympathizing commies. That said, JFK and Clinton were solidly bro.

That mothafuckin boxing game sounds legit. I'...

2012-05-25T23:46:09.007-04:00

That mothafuckin boxing game sounds legit. I'm gonna bring that to the table tomorrow. We also have one where you have a pong table and partners. Each partner has 3 cans if they're pussies more if they're not. You hum a ping pong ball at the opposing teams cans and when it hits and goes flying all over the room, you and your partner start chugging. The other team has to find it and put it on the table - once it's on the table you put your beer down. Then you switch.. Whoever finishes first wins. Had a 10 team tournament once. 16 beers in an hour. Sick game.

You're alla buncha muff-diving Natty-swilling ...

2012-05-25T15:44:16.952-04:00

You're alla buncha muff-diving Natty-swilling laxer-pinning shirt-tucking back-slapping ballbags. Just like walking into a junior high school locker room after gym class. Seriously, are any of you here over fourteen?

Try tossing McDonald's trash on THIS hippie's front lawn, ya no-neck nematode. Knda hard to be a bro with your nuts roasted off by a Mossberg.Wouldn't be hard to track you down, either. I'd just follow the smell of Big Macs and failure pouring out your car window.

Bros are total testosterone toolbags who never got past thinking of women as hos and sluts, never got over a beer pong beatdown, and still has a Tony Montana poster (framed, of course) above his jizz-stained leather couch.

Bros suck the root. Your life is pussy and beer and devoid of any meaning beyond competition for biggest douchebag on the planet. Now do the country a favor and go over to your dresser drawer and get out your handgun. Point it at your head and just pull the trigger. Do it now, right after you gimme dome.

Sick burn, bitches.

If you dont enjoyasshole its because you're no...

2012-05-24T20:17:12.963-04:00

If you dont enjoyasshole its because you're not playing it right. to make it fun you really gotta degrade the asshole. also the president should be making people drink all the fucking time so i there should be no excuses for not drinking enough.

Chandelier. Or: Kegball.

2012-05-24T17:44:24.815-04:00

Chandelier. Or: Kegball.

Sink the Biz.

2012-05-24T16:28:49.301-04:00

Sink the Biz.

I would love to watch you bros try to keep up in a...

2012-05-24T14:37:44.663-04:00

I would love to watch you bros try to keep up in a game of chandelier. Only none of this weak ass beer shit. Vodka or die.

The game is called boxing. 2 bros line up, each wi...

2012-05-24T13:14:50.101-04:00

The game is called boxing. 2 bros line up, each with a shot glass filled with beer, each with a trainer with a plethora of beer ready to pour for their boxer. Set a timer (it's up to you how long that is), when the round starts each boxer rolls 1 dice, whoever rolls lower drinks their shot of beer. Immediately after, while the loser's trainer pours another shot, the boxers roll. Whoever rolls more W's when the round is over, wins the round. We go 3 rounds and whoever wins 2, or makes their opponent puke (KO) wins the match. We once had an 8 person tournament. The championship round was 3 rounds of 5 minutes apiece. Myself and a fellow bro finished off 28 beers in those 15 minutes (plus a 2 minute intermission between rounds), keep in mind this was after each of us had won 2 previous matches. One hell of a game only meant for seasoned drinkers. Winners can truly name themselves Brohammed Ali.

Pre-Jeopordy. Classic

2012-05-24T13:14:39.227-04:00

Pre-Jeopordy. Classic

"In Hide The Beer, the contestant buys a case...

2012-05-24T13:06:57.381-04:00

"In Hide The Beer, the contestant buys a case, hides 4 beers, then drinks the other 20. After he’s on Black Out’s Doorstep, he has to find that fucking beer. If he finds it, he wins!!" I'm not sure if I would want to take that challenge myself regularly but I could for sure get one of my Bros to do it. And that is too funny about the never have I ever with only playing when girls are involved. Bro haters out there don't understand that. I need to try "never have I ever wanted to bang a guy sitting at this table" pure genius. I have done the never have I ever masterbated but half the girls will usually admit it and then give the other girls there shit its awesome! But what's even more awesome is this #3 slut that always hangs out with my group of Bros and once during never have I ever she said "never have i ever enjoyed sucking a dick" and then she heckled the other girls sitting there including a girl with her boyfriend lol.

One of the best drinking games my Bros and I invented is "Cheers Governor". where you sit at a table (ONLY played when there's hot girls of course) and you go around and each person says 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 then at 21 its cheers governor and everyone drinks. Then whoever it landed on as 21 makes a rule for any number. So if it lands on me on 21 I can say whenever its on 5 you have to rub your nipples, or you have to take off a piece of clothing, or you have to give a member of the opposite sex a lap dance. Usually this game gets even the shy-ist of girls to end up in their bra and thongs...AND then in your bedroom. BROS ARE THE SHIT! Keep spreading the word NYB!!!!

Alot of these are cracking me up.. It's a very...

2012-05-23T04:28:34.471-04:00

Alot of these are cracking me up.. It's a very different perspective in the South especially Georgia

IHSV

Im sorry, but house boats are definitely way coole...

2012-05-22T22:52:16.179-04:00

Im sorry, but house boats are definitely way cooler than small speed boats n shit. How many of you have had a whole weekend out in the middle of your lake complete with a fucking dj on your houseboat (complete with hottub and fully stocked bar)?

Not to mention you don't have to do shit, as you have to captain the ship, so you get your fuckin deckhands (slampieces) to go on liquor and food runs for you with their shit-tier canoes with motors.