Bros love HBO. Although, often times as bros sift through the awful movies and constant replaying of romantic comedy classics such as “27 Dresses” and “Lucky You” they wonder exactly why the fuck do they pay extra for this crap. That’s when they remember that fateful night in February when they were introduced to their new favorite character: Kenny Fucking Powers.
Bros aren’t always receptive to trying new things, but the promise of a show produced by Frank the Tank himself involving a washed up baseball player intrigued them. After the first episode, bros were hooked. Kenny Powers represents everything bros hold sacred. He says fuck like every other word, he’s disrespectful to women, has a mullet, and he loves to get fucked up.
Bros love quoting Kenny Powers, they also get a rush by letting other bros know about the show. If Bros find out someone has never seen the show, they first get really fucking pissed off. But then they realize, “Hey, this is my chance to not only display my bro-cred for having seen all six episodes, but also earn some bro-points for directing a fellow bro to the show.” Time to capitalize: “Bro, you have to fucking watch this, you will literally die laughing, I will fucking buy the DVD for you when it comes out, it’s that fucking good.” Recognizing hilarious things and sharing them with other bros is a must for any aspiring bro-king. This applies not only to TV shows, but also Youtube clips and websites. Although you weren’t directly responsible for the hilarity, you will forever get credit for sharing it.