#1 Talking About How Wasted They Got
#2 Stealing Shit
#3 Calling Girls Sluts
#4 Chanting
#5 Nipples
#6 Beer Pong
#7 Stories about College Parties
#8 Rolling Deep
#9 Talking about Lifting
#10 Sweet Caroline
#11 Facebook picture with your Bros
#12 Pretending you don’t know people you met while drunk
#13 Slappin' Skin
#14 Talking About How Important Their Father Is
#15 Ultimate Fighting
#16 Thrift Store T-Shirts
#17 Swingers
#18 The Shocker
#19 Kegs
#20 Quoting Movies
#21 Bros Only Vacations
#22 Ankle Socks
#23 Drinking and Driving
#24 Birth Control Not Involving Condoms
#25 Talking About Their Dumps
#26 Blindly Hating Opposing Fans
#27 Eastbound & Down
#28 Giving Girls Nicknames
#29 Grinding
#30 Poker
#31 One Night Stands
#32 Bro Pads
#33 Playing With Fire
#34 Throwback Jerseys
#35 Pregaming
#36 Peeing Places That Aren't The Toilet
#37 Designated Obnoxious Fat Friend (DOFF)
#38 Being Better Than Poor People
#39 Cougars
#40 Getting Kicked Out
#41 Joey Chestnut
#42 Wearing Fraternity Letters
#43 Energy Drinks
#44 Making Girls Cry
#45 Hating Clubs
#46 Events Created Solely For Drinking Purposes
#47 Entourage
#48 Throwing Up
#49 Not Calling Girls When You Say You Will
#50 Bachelor Parties
#51 Taking Coed Sports Seriously
#52 Banging Places That Are Not A Bed
#53 Hazing
#54 Hooters
#55 Breaking Shit
#56 It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
#57 Not Caring About the Environment
#58 Benders
#59 Sororities
#60 Busting Ass
#61 Vegas
#62 Fantasy Football
#63 Loving America
#64 Weddings
#65 Cheating
#66 Arguing About Whether A Girl Is Hot
#67 Famous Athletes
#68 Tailgating
#69 Fake Tits
#70 Weed
#71 Eating Meat
#72 Erin Andrews
#73 The Wire
#74 Tobacco
#75 Not Going On Dates
#76 Crashing Parties
#77 Heckling
#78 Slump Busters
#79 Road Trips
#80 Giving Losers Shit
#81 Birthdays
#82 After Parties
#83 Not Going To The Doctor
#84 Homecoming
#85 Aggressive Driving
#86 Halloween
#87 Not Voting
#88 Getting Wasted At Inappropriate Times
#89 Hating Hipsters
#90 Wasting Money
#91 Cursing
#92 Bar Crawls
#93 Blackout Wednesday
#94 The Token Black Bro
#95 Models
#96 Out of Towners
#97 Taking Dumps In Places That Aren't The Toilet
#98 Lesbians
#99 New Years Eve
#100 Hating Guidos
#101 Younger Chicks
#102 Joke Classes
#103 Hot Streaks
#104 Super Bowl Sunday
#105 Lying
#106 Mardi Gras
#107 Studying Abroad
#108 Spring Break
#109 Being Good Looking
#110 March Madness
#111 High School
#112 Theme Parties
#113 Tiger Woods
#114 Rioting
#115 420
#116 Horse Races
#117 Having A Bitch
#118 Hating Graduation
#119 Midgets
#120 Icing Bros
#121 Fighting
#122 Texting
#123 Hating Periods
#124 Not Being Alcoholics
#125 Rebounds
#126 Peer Pressure
#127 Fake IDs
#128 Bikinis
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24 comments:
this list is fucking bro as shit.
thanks broseph
The Big Brolowski agrees
Bros are the fucking shit!
The anthem to all things bro
ever think about doing a post for manvember?
not shaving, flannel, boots, natty ICE, screaming while shitting/climaxing, not cuddling with your slampiece after sex...
The only thing lacking from the list is going to the rec center to bench and do curls and abs. Then bragging about how they can hit two plates on bench and never do legs
Fuck that bro, I can hit three plates.
This site is awesome!!!!!!
the other night i was wasted like normal lol cause im a bro. and i was wheeling this slampiece that just wanted to get pounded and she was on vaccation from out of state and she informed me that i sounded just like all her bro friends back at home..then she said that they all love this site..i ended up pounding her out later that night..but this site is the best
Bros don't lol.
WIth spring coming around there should be a post about chaying all day with the bros outside for a good ol fashion beer b q/beer olympics/celebration of it being tuesday. Nothing says bro like drinking all day outside on a nice spring or summer day
How about Tucker Max he can be seen as an idol for bros everywhere. He loves getting fucked up at inappropriate times, hitting slam pieces, and being a dick to women.
This list should really be a check list for life. If you are unable to check off 95% of the things on here or be able to account for one of your closest bros partaking in some shit like this then you are not a true bro...
Agreed with whoever posted Tucker Max as an idea for shit bros like. Cause let's face it: bros don't like fucking books. What a waste of time. However, bros have made the exception of reading I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. That shit is the funniest ever. All about getting wasted and sexual conquests. And to make it even better, Tucker Max realized that books are a waste of time, so he just made that shit into a movie- a necessary part of any bro's DVD collection. Hail Tucker Max: true bro.
Yo you also gotta add "restaurant t-shirts". pretty fucking legit
This site is great, really captures bros for who they really are. One sector of bros that hasnt been brought up though is the ironic bros. Bros that realize they do all these things and make jokes about it to seem ironic but yet at the same time they love the fact that its suns out guns out time and the funnel is just being passed around like the slut that lives in the town house next door. I would just like to hear your opinion on these kinds of bros
Two things first beer bongs should totally be on there I have yet to meet another bro of any kind that isn't all about beer bongs, and you guys should have something about the laxbro on there, laxbros are a very large and important part of the bro community
i would like to say, i agree with all these post except #22, How Can you not throw in Mid Calfs, those are the most bro socks out there, im utterly discugsted in the fact that you say mid calfs should be put away
you should def add blow jobs to the list. seriously, what kind of self-respecting bro doesn't love a good blow job?
there's definitely gotta be a post about Memorial Day Weekend, here down the shore was fucking crazy
there needs to be something about bro hair on here
cha mang, bro flow, mobile dome, bro hoes and lax pinnies
Whoa, man. Just read the Texas bro entry, and while a lot of the stuff in there is sensationalized, the part about chicks on the east coast loving cowboys is a lot more accurate than you would expect. As a lifelong Texan attending Cornell (insert suicide joke here), I'm having a lot more luck with the Texas Bro approach than I initially suspected.
#127 Slaying slampieces without ever kissing them...fucking sluts
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