Wednesday, February 3, 2010

#104 Super Bowl Sunday

Over the past five months, whenever a bro around the country has been asked, “What are you getting into this weekend?” he’s had two answers. Besides the obvious response of “#1 Getting fucked up,” he’s also quick to say, “Watching football.” It really doesn’t get much better than football season. With pro and college games being played pretty much every day of the week thanks to ESPN’s exploitation of College athletes, there’s always a game on. But, unfortunately, all good things must come to an end. Unless you are like me and a Redskins fan where the off-season is by far the best part of the year (can’t wait to sign Reggie Bush!!!), this Sunday marks the end of the greatest five-month stretch a bro could ever fucking ask for. You better fucking believe that bros aren’t going quietly. It’s time for the grand fucking finale. Bros fucking love Super Bowl Sunday.

Bros know how to watch football. They’ve been doing it better than anyone else since the fucking beginning of time. Bros get together every weekend to watch games, drink a fuckload, and constantly check their iPhone to see how their #62 fantasy football players are doing. Why the fuck would the biggest game of the year be any different? Why the fuck would you ever want to invite a shitload of bro-haters over who don’t know shit about football just so they can tell people at school or work on Monday that they went to a fucking Super Bowl party? Fuck that. When bros have people over for the Super Bowl they don’t send out an eVites three weeks in advance saying shit like, “Come watch the Big Game at mi Casa! Susie has already promised to make her world famous bean dip!” That’s fucking bro-hater talk.

As much as any true bro would just want to watch the Super Bowl with their bros, a keg, and a shitload of wings, it really never works out that way. Somehow bros always find themselves at some “party” where they are forced to sit on a fucking footstool so that some fat bitch can take up half the fucking couch. So what ever is a bro to do? Here’s a couple tips.

Get Fucking Plastered: While everyone else at the party is complaining about having to go to work or school tomorrow, you don’t give a fuck. You’ve got like 12 sick days for the year and you’ve only used like 3 so far. That’s a fucking no brainer. Besides, Super Bowl Sunday is pretty much a fucking National Holiday and I really can’t remember the last National Holiday where I wasn’t drunk. Not getting wasted on a National Holiday is like a slap in the face to our #63 fore fathers, and I will not stand by while anyone does that shit. Also, it really doesn’t get much better than getting obnoxiously wasted around people who are not only not drinking, but are really only at the party because society tells them they have to.

Enjoy the Commercials: Bros fucking hate commercials, and for the most part Super Bowl commercials are no different. Usually they are all built up, but end up being some stupid shit where some Pick-up truck falls in love with a dog or something. However, there are two types of commercials which bros fucking love: Bud Light and GoDaddy. I say Bud Light because pretty much every year their ads are funny as shit. Even though Budweiser is the same fucking company, they must have different ad people. If you think those Budweiser frogs are hilarious or if you and your friends still say, “WASSSSUPPPP!!!” you are not a fucking bro. GoDaddy is the shit because they always have really hot girls ripping each other’s clothes off and to be perfectly honest – it really doesn’t get much better than that.

Teach Girls about Football – Over the years I’ve learned that whenever a girl sits next to you on the couch at a Super Bowl party and tells you that she wants you to “teach me about football,” the only thing she wants to learn about is how well you bang. While this is pretty much a fucking lay-up line, its always fun to push the limits. The last thing a bro wants to do is waste his entire Super Bowl Sunday explaining why a touchdown is worth 6 points, so bros go on the attack. I always like to quiz the prospective slam piece on her current football knowledge, you know, just to see where we stand.

“How many points for a safety?” I’ll ask her.
“Ummm, 5.”
That’s when I punish her for her wrong answer by announcing to the entire party, “Holy shit how dumb could you be – this girl thinks that safeties are worth 5 points, what are you fucking retarded? No wonder girls couldn’t vote for like 500 years.”

After making retard noises for 10 minutes and about 20 minutes of “End Suffrage Now” chants you will be fucking golden. Not only do you now look smart as shit for knowing something you learned when you were like six years old, but her self esteem is shattered. And who will be there to pick up the pieces after the game? That’s right. You. Sure she might be #44 crying now – but those tears might as well be her train ticket. Destination? Pound Town.

While this Sunday might represent a bittersweet day amongst bros across the country, it doesn’t have to be. By treating Super Bowl Sunday as one of the greatest party days of the year and not the awkward work party that it’s become you’ll truly be able to continue to live the dream. So don’t cry like some illogical slam piece just because she doesn’t know the answer to an easy question. The season might be over, but NFL Draft is right around the corner and that shit’s in Prime Time this year.

99 comments:

Chris said...

Superbowl is the only day that society doesn't frown upon Bro's for pregaming at 9 in the morning... fucking epic.

Anonymous said...

Legendary, as always, NYB. You speak truth about "explaining football" to slam pieces, too, let me tell you. As a bro, I was routing for the Vikings (fuck Brett Favre - Jared Allen is the biggest bro king in the NFL), and am kinda bummed out that we have to make due with Reggie Bush and Jeremy Shockey.

Anonymous said...

I don't know how many girls read this blog, but my brother introduced it to me. I fucking love it! You're awesome. Love this!

Vincent Van Bro said...

Nothing like slamming some Bud or Natty Ice (it's Super Bro Sunday if you're not drinking an Ice style beer go back to the library nerd) and high-fiving fellow bro's after harsh hits and cheerleader titty close-ups on this brotastic Sunday. Noone gives a shit who wins the game. Hell bro's are usually to wasted to realize the game is even taking place by the fourth quarter. Its just a fucking epic slugfest of poundin brews then postgame pounding some DTF slam pieces (who are wanting it even more after watching some beefy juiceheads in tight pants all day).

Preach on fellow bros

FRATTYLAX.BRO said...

Jay Cutler is the Biggest Bro NFl player. he loves drinking and he has Bro Flow hair. The only reason he isn't in the superbowl is because games are on sunday and he parties on saturdays.

Broey 'Blue Skies' Harrington said...

NYB- no need to fear. The draft is only 2 months away.

Bust out the cornhole and grill boys, it's tailgate season in February.

In Hoc

Brosie O'Donnell said...

im gonna stay in this weekend. i wouldnt want to get to drunk and not make it to class the next day.

fratty mcfrat frat said...

i hope thats a joke Brosie

Hulk BROgan said...

i like it NYB but the redskins Bro

BroCaine said...

Ya know what I can't fucking stand. The 1 Bro-Hater at every single fucking party on Super BRO Sunday who claims to be the die-hard fan of the favored team. He will pour out nonsense like this, "Oh, I used to watch Peyton in college at Tennessee, I have always loved the Colts" -- Then, you will try to quiz the Bro-Hater, as that is a natural reaction when Bros sniff out Bro-Haters, you will attempt to quiz him on his knowledge and that Bro-hating son of a bitch will fail miserably.

Be forewarned fellow Bros & be sure to take necessary action to prevent this Fuck from Bro-hating at your Super Bro Sunday

Broasis said...

Frattylaxbro, I couldn't agree more, Jay Cutler is hands down the biggest bro in the NFL, he's too busy getting drunk and taking sloots to poundtown on saturdays to play on sunday

Anonymous said...

You forgot to mention all the opportunities to gamble during the game

Cleveland Steamer said...

Your absolutely right BroCaine. I am from DC and I think they are a little more common here with all the Redskin Hating Dallas Fans, who claim they have been die hard fans for their whole life but have never stepped foot in the state of fucking Texas, you ask them who the QB is and they tell you it's still Troy Aikman.... thats when all hell breaks loose and you tell them that Arrington ended his career when they were playing the skins annd proceed to talk about their fucking mother till they want to throw down! See, if yop call them out on it, they will shut up about it or get mad about it and get put in a fucking Camel Clutch in from of the whole party!

Maurice Brones-Drew said...

While our boy Jay Culter may have reached the upper echelon of broness, but don't forget about Mr. Thomas Brody. Got two different bomb babes pregnant and wasn't married to either of them?? While getting slampieces pregnant isn't the most bro of actions, he's got enough money that his kids will most definitely grow up to be the Sultan Bro Kings of the Universe. Mother was a hot babe and father was Tom Brady?? And marrying Gisele...I mean let's be real here. All hail Bro King Brady.

Anonymous said...

jay cutler sucks. hes a brohater because all he does is throw interceptions. Jared Allen is the biggest bro in the NFL, it isn't even a competition. he kills wild animals with spears and gets dui's on the reg. Even though it is a mullet he still has flow way sicker then gay butlers. boom. peace.

Anonymous said...

My boys and I always plan a trip to Cancun over Superbowl weekend! We paid $450 for airfare, and an ALL INCLUSIVE..aka.."get fucked up for free" weekend!!
Nothin like watchin the Superbowl at a swim up tiki bar, boozin for free, and watchin slam pieces walk around in their bikinis!!

FRATTYLAX.BRO said...

Tom Brady is Def a top Bro as well. He was on Entourage. and thats the onlyl show Bro's watch,next to It's always sunny and now Blue Mountain State

Bron Paul said...

I'll be in #61 vegas for #104 Superbowl...Plan= getting laser-faced and watching the game while getting an Oriental Rub and Tug.

-Bros are the Shit

brO. J. Simpson said...

WOW! A fellow bro and I were having this exact conversation last night. The past years we have had all of our bros get together betting on the game and pounding brews. However this Sunday we are being forced to a HUGE bro hater party. All I know is that I better not be forced to sit on a step stool because some dumb ugly broad who doesn't know anything about the sport of football is taking up prime viewing areas.

FRATTYLAX.BRO said...

Cutler went to Vandy and duh he throws interceptions he is hungover. Mullets are not Bro. Thats redneck

BROshon Moreno said...

Chris-

Is the superbowl really the only day that fat bitch called society won't look down on you for pregaming at 9:00? You need to experience a fall Saturday on the campus of an SEC school. We would regularly be blackout by 9:00, and oh yeah, that was for the 3:30 CBS game.

Nonetheless, Superbowl Sunday is one of the greatest days our glorious Nation has blessed us with.
1. Superbowl Sunday
2. Wedding Season
3. Christmas

God bless America. God bless Bros.

Brotorious B.I.G. said...

Anyone who thinks someone else besides Jared Allen is the biggest bro in the NFL is probably a step below mentally retarded.

Anonymous said...

Bros love watching Alex Ovechkin beat down Sidney Crosby to kick off Super Bowl Sunday.

Anonymous said...

While Jared Allen is a fucking bro, how could you say Cutler is a bro-hater because he throws interceptions.

He can't even see straight half the time, still has the spins from the night before. And when his dumbass receivers fuck up, he bitches them out and yells at them. What bro-class that man has.

I'll do some more research, but I'd put him at 3rd behind Tom Brady then Jared Allen for biggest bros in the NFL

Brone Star State said...

bros fucking love the superbrowl, i will be slammin broors light and gettin domed up by some bitch, i dont care who, but most likely some big titted slam piece.

bro love.

C-3PBro said...

Two things, I'm gonna have to disagree on the Tom Brady being a BroKing front. Ok maybe he is kind of a bro but the dude got married, and whines every time he gets fucking touched on Sundays. And bros...make sure this sunday you unite against the worst bro haters of all on Superbowl Sunday, Bandwagon brohaters. Brocaine put it perfectly, when the brohater claims to be a "die hard" fan of either time. Either quiz the shit out of them or just pound back another brew and start a chant that eats away at their core. Let this sunday be a great one bros.

Anonymous said...

Jay Cutler might arguably be the WORST quarterback in the NFL. How in the world any team could see value in him obviously will never win a super bowl. He makes Kyle Orton look like a Pro Bowl quarterback. The Chicago Bears are bro-haters for even thinking he was worthwhile to trade for....Hows it working out for ya Chicago?

Anonymous said...

@ Chris:

Yes, it is interesting that society doesn't frown on bros for drinking at 9 AM on Superbowl Sunday.

But the truth is, bros couldn't give a fuck what society thinks.

Bros fucking rock.

Slippery Fetus said...

Jay Cutler is not a bro... any bro who owned him this year knows because he most likely ruined their #62 Fantasy football season.. Philip Rivers is the ultimate bro because he talks shit and he #1 gets fucked up on the reg.

Alex Brovechkin said...

You should win a fucking Pulitzer

BROce Springsteen said...

WHOA...stop there BROshon Moreno.

You clearly forgot to include one of the most important days of the year on your list.

1. Superbowl Sunday
2. Freshman Move-in Day
3. New Years Eve

How could you forget Freshman move in day?! Clearly you are not bro at all.

All bro's know that Christmas is just a pre-game for NYE.

WIU BroKing said...

Get your shit together on Jay Cutler. Jay Culter is a fucking Bro. As much or bigger than Kyle Orton. your probably some whinny douche from Denver, who is mad they lost there pro bowl quarterback. Chicago is full of hot Slams who love getting pounded. If i was a NFL Pro Bowler a.k.a Jay Cutler i would be taking full advantage of that, free tabs and slamming ho's. Your obviously not a bro becuause you couldnt recongize the fact that jay cutler is a bro. and yes so is Orton, there is a great picture of him wiht a gallon of jack pousing from his mouth, again probably the saturday before the big game.

Brohammed the Prophet said...

Every time Phil Simms says something idiotic, we drink. Im guessing that we will be out by the opening kickoff this year. His commentating skills rival that of a slam piece who enjoys knitting and wearing condoms.

BROmar Vizquel said...

Just a few thoughts

1. I'm not a fan of either team, but I want the Saints to win because they are from a much more bro city, New Orleans a.k.a. home of Mardi Gras, one of the most bro events there is.

2. about the Jared Allen bro or not bro debate

mullet: not bro
gay tattoos: not bro
voluntarily wearing 69: kinda docuhey but also kind of bro at the same time
being a white NFL player: bro
getting fucked up frequently/multiple DUIs: bro
it could go either way

3. suggestion for NYB that will be appropriate soon- St. Patrick's Day

Anonymous said...

Jay Cutler has diabetes. You cant get fucked up with diabetes. Not getting fucked up=bro hater. END OF STORY.

Bro Mountain State said...

I have a bro who loves to get fucked up and he has diabetes. It only raises blood sugar and if he keeps his levels in check he can get more fucked up than some of the other bros.

I am from Chicago so I know full well that Cutler sucks dick at passing a football. The only reasonable explanation is that he is hungover as shit so you better believe that hes a fucking Bro!

Anonymous said...

Shotgun a beer to the guy who brought up Jay Cutlers diabetes

Slippery Fetus said...

The hangover explanation does make sense now... so I would have to go with my fellow bros and dub Jay Cutler a bro... but he's no where near as much of a bro as probably the biggest bro in all sports right now... Chase Utley

Bromar Minaya said...

NYB, you've done it again. Your posts gives bros something to look forward to during the bro-hating work week (which of course only extends from Tuesday to Thursday.)

Tom Izzbro said...

Bros are natural winners, even when hungover/still blacked out from the night before. Cutler didn't win in college and hasn't won in the NFL, in fact he fucked the Bears over a lot.

Once Cutler makes a run in the postseason, we'll talk.

Bros- Rae Caruth and Ron Mexico.

Anonymous said...

Who ever said that Phillip Rivers is a bro is a retard. That married bro-hater has 7 kids= not bro.

Anonymous said...

Jay Cutler is definitely a bro. Besides the Bro Flow, drinking problem, and Vandy roots, it is obvious because everyone hates on him. And scoring a contract extension while sliding by on potential is much more successful in a bro's eyes then actually doing work and winning.

Last season I saw him at a bar in Nashville during his bye week. He was behind the bar pounding drinks that he was pouring for himself which is exactly what I would want my franchise quarterback to be doing.

Brosama Bin Laden said...

if anyone is going to say that Jarred Allen is not a bro, they clearly have not seen the video of him killing a buffalo.

Also mike vick is the black bro king, not only did he give a girl herpes using the fake name Ron Mexico, but fighting dogs is fucking cool

Shaquille Bro'Neal said...

I have sat quiet through the past few post discussions and that has been difficult being an avid follower of this site since #24 Birth Control Not Involving Condoms.

Lets set the record straight, Jay Cutler is FAR FROM a Bro, in any sense of the word. That diabetic faggot who used to have a beaner stache shouldn't be talked about in the same sentence as the word BRO. He doesn't suck because he is too hung over, no, he is just a horrible pussy QB that blames his receivers for his lack of competence.

I can't stand watching the Super Bowl with chicks to be honest. Them getting all excited and screaming over a td run that is getting brought back for a holding penalty that all us bro's saw before it was even called, its like bitch you don't even know what just happened, shut the fuck up.

NYB - as always, great post, happy to see the site spreading across the Bromunity like a California wildfire..

Anonymous said...

i laughed out loud at least ten times, fucking great post.

Anonymous said...

Biggest bro in the NFL actually belongs to a coach: Mike Tomlin

BROnosaurous said...

Bros why are we debating which player in the NFL is most bro. We invented the new scale (0 or 1) for skanks to end bro fights. Lets just get shwasted instead!

Anonymous said...

Your blog is the Encyclopedia Brotannica of broness.

Brocious Maximus said...

NYB, another great post--shit like this gets me through the work day. This post reminds me of the party I was at for Superbowl XL--Seahawks vs Steelers. Some dipshit slampiece told me in all seriousness her prediction for the game. "I think the Seahawks will win because the Steelers lungs are bad from making steel and the Seahawks could fly and catch them." I was fucking shocked. I wanted to do her a favor and face-fuck her right there to at least stop any more stupid shit from coming out of her cocksucker (mouth). Enjoy the big game bros.

Anonymous said...

My frat's getting hella fucked up at the superbowl party then in it's off to haze some pledges afterwords. And if they play fucking survivor right after the superbowl again i'm gonna punch a hole right through 89 inch plasma flatscreen TV. It better not be a jersey shore rerun either. fuck guidos. fuck survivor. fuck pledges. bros are the shit.

Anonymous said...

Biggest Bro-Hater of all time: Jim Zorn

Hall of Fame Bro King: Joe Brotana

C-3PBro said...

Jarred Allen...not a bro by any stretch of the imagination. Allen is a stupid mullet-clad hick, fuck him. Jay Cutler, also not a bro, but a pussy who ruins franchises with his shitty qb play and annoying whining, fuck him. Let's all just enjoy the big game, get fucked up and finish the night off by taking a slampiece on the midnight express to pound town. Gonna be a great weekend.

SigChiBro said...

Can't wait to watch the fuckin game on our fuckin projector at the frat house (bro pad). Slammin keystone ice's while watchin football is possibly one of the greatest things in life.

IHSV

Anonymous said...

Ok seriously anyone saying Jared Allen is not a bro is a fucking idiot. Jared Allen is the most bro athlete out there. If there was an ESPY for Bro of the Year, Jared Allen would go uncontested every year. He's a fucking Bro Bowler. If you think his mullet is not bro, again fucking idiot. Watch his youtube video strength in numbers, not only will you understand how bro he is but you'll understand the mullet. Also, Kenny fucking Powers, bro with a mullet. The only athlete who has come close to Jared Allen is Ron Artest because he fucking drinks during half time and kicks brohaters asses for throwing shit at him.

Brodown said...

Great post NYB, highlight of last super bowl was drinking a shit ton and smashing some bro haters papasan chair thing.
As far as bros in the nfl goes its gotta be brocho cinco baby!

Anonymous said...

Getting racing stripes in your mullet for every sack you get? Thats as bro as it gets

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPcthZL2RE

Barack BRObama said...

I decree an executive order that slam pieces and Superbowl Sunday be given status as Federal Holidays.

Anonymous said...

im from chicago and me and bros were out at the bar one night and we were just sittin at some table ordering pitchers and shots all night when all of a sudden fuckin jay cutler and greg olsen sit at the table next to us and just start drinkin 40's (yeah this bar serves 40s on the reg) we talked to em for a bit and they bought me and by bros all 40s before they peaced it with their slam pieces

Anonymous said...

Jay Cutler is not a bro. I knew him at Vandy and he was a punk bitch who would get heckled and drunk kids would throw shit at him like jelly and ketchup packets all the time. He throws mad interceptions and chokes on dick. He was boys with that fag MJ from the real world and they were both bro haters. Jay Cutler was even barred from entering parties at Pike. He would have to watch from outside as sloots got fingered to gangsta rap. Sorry but you bros are wrong about him. He is the ultimate chump.

Anonymous said...

Thanks dude, you just further proved the point that pikes are fags at every campus. Jay cutler = millionaire with out doing shit and slams bitches.

Anonymous said...

"(yeah this bar serves 40s on the reg)" Bro, werer they at the Houndstooth?

Anonymous said...

biggest stealth bro athlete has to be bode miller. This dude has admitted to skiing while drunk. I know a bunch of you will say skiing is not bro but look at it this way. Most people cant even ski sober(Sonny Bono) yet Bode Miller does it wasted. How awesome is that? Plus he pounds some pretty hot slampieces.

Anonymous said...

Whats every bros favorite vegetable?...









Terry Shiavo.

Broranosaurus Rex said...

You're a clown, and you go against what this website stands for you bro-hater. I mean seriously, what douchers bring jelly and ketchup packets to a football game? Real bros bring flasks and airplane bottles. Hating is not the way of the bro...

Angelina Brolie said...

Nice one, NYB.

Anonymous said...

http://www.dailygamecock.com/viewpoints/egotistical-hedonistic-misogynistic-males-need-to-bro-out-1.1115291?firstComment=20

Huge bro hater..

Anonymous said...

The biggest bro in the NFL is Peyton Manning... hands down no contest. Colts will win it wont even be close

Tony Bromo said...

What a fuckin jackass up there that said the point of superbowl sunday is getting fucked up and it doesn't matter whos playing in the game you don't know by the 4th QTR. You are defintly not a bro because all real bro's fucking love football. Now don't get me wrong drinking during the superbowl is the fucking shit but if you can get that drunk by the 4th QTR to not know who's playing you are a bro hater and more importantly you missed the bro lesson of how our favorite athletes shape us into who we are. What a douchebag real bro's love football so much its the one time we can stand to not be drunk because football is the shit.

Jay Cutler has some bro tendincies but Tony BRomo defintly is a bro king. He was banging jessica simpson when she was hot and then once she got fat he dumped her ass for another hot girl plus he drinks beer all the time.

Anonymous said...

you guys are way off on this topic. the biggest bro in the NFL is clearly none other than Ricky Williams. Dude played football purely so he could get his paper up, then retire on fat stacks and just blow copious amounts of dank. Then when the cash ran out he comes back to the M I A and dominates again. bros love smoking dank

Jacoby Broellsbury said...

NYB-
You defeinetely need to make a post about fucking hating rednecks who think their bros, but roll around in pick up trucks with the confederate flag in the back window... rednecks=wanna be bros

Anonymous said...

joe namath is the original bro he would get bombed and bang hos a few hours before kickoff

C-3PBro said...

Jeremy Aaron...the worst bro-hater on the face of the earth. He wrote this article...
http://www.dailygamecock.com/viewpoints/egotistical-hedonistic-misogynistic-males-need-to-bro-out-1.1115291

broKINGGGG said...

i went to vandy. we wouldnt even let cutler in the fucking frat parties. he was a pussy back then and still is today

Money Cash Bros said...

Drew Brees & Sean Payton= Sigma Chi

In Hoc Signo MVP

fuckin right doggy

Anonymous said...

Joe Namath drunk hitting on suzy kolber was so Bro and then he ruined it going Maury Pavich on ESPN, crying about his 30 something ex wife taking his kids away. I officially hate ESPN for their retard making a basket at the end of a pointless game also. ESPN needs a post about such unbronesss.

Anonymous said...

The Minnesota Vikings as a whole are bro as fuck. They go out on lakes and fuk strippers on the reg. Also, lets not forget about Randy Moss when he was a Viking. He ran over a fucking traffic cop and posted bail with "straight cash homie"

Bromega said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv8IrRxAg4I&feature=related

any bro can appreciate this

Tony Starbro said...

i'm confused. why do people keep saying this site is "satirical?" if this isn't complete fact on what it means to be a bro, what the hell is?

Brocephus said...

Jay was on my Fantasy team. While the Swag Flu had a rough year, it wasn't due to a lack of points. It was rough because the partying and slam piece slaying that Bro King Jay Cutler participated in gave the rest of the squad hangovers. All hail Jay Cutler, the King of Bros. We are not worthy.

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Anonymous said...

Joe Namath had nothing on this guy.

R.I.P. to the true bro king


http://terptalk.com/2009/06/27/the-king-is-dead-terrapin-legend-king-corcoran-dies-of-cardiac-arrest/

BroSox said...

gotta do a valentines day post. easiest slaying day of the year.

Niklas Bronwall said...

BroSox youre wrong. Valentines day sucks, the day before though is easy picking.

Anonymous great call on Ricky Williams.

Hell yeah for nothin but NHL season and Mens Conference Play until March Madness and Augusta.

Anonymous said...

I'm a slampiece, and I find this shit to not only be true but hilarious. Keep it up, NYB.

G.I. BRO said...

Besides Drew Brees' bro-hating mole, I'd say this year's Super BRO-wl was a great end to any bro's favorite sport's season.

I was able to watch the game, fortunately, without the presence of slam pieces who don't know shit about football. They knew that besides being called retards they wouldn't have been acknowledged. They were smart enough, however, to come over to the bro mansion for an after party that included a shit ton of chants, kegs, and tickets to pound town.

bros are the shit

BROmar Vizquel said...

that video that bromega posted DOES NOT HAVE REAL BROS IN IT I REPEAT DOES NOT HAVE REAL BROS IN IT everybody knows that

BROmar Vizquel said...

those are fucking guidos

C-3PBro said...

Bromega...that video is pathetic. What bro wears ed hardy? really? bro-hater.

Anonymous said...

bromega you are fucking retarded those are NOT bros. you have a lot to learn.

Anonymous said...

what the fuck is up with the hating on jay cutler? believe me Bros, as i'm a fan of the Bears. While he does tend to throw more pics than necessary Jay is unquestionably the biggest Bro in the NFL. Allen takes second, and Rex Ryan gets the bronze. Get used to this idea, Cutler-haters.

rambro said...

bros here party hard

NFLBro said...

So funny Jared Allen

Anonymous said...

this year for the super bowl me and my bros celebrated "stripper bowl sunday." we got to the strip club at 4 pm and started hammering drinks. our goal was to black out before the game even started (dont worry we DVR'd it) and degrade every stripper at the club. Needless to say by the end of the game we were throwing dollar bills at strippers yelling touchdown!! and when we tried to talk to those sluts they would just hold up their middle fingers at us and shake their saggy tits at us...i highly suggest celebrating stripper bowl sunday in the future...free food, liquor, football and titties! what could be better?

SigChiBro said...

obvs the saints won the super BROwl because 3 sig chi bros are on the team.

El Cid Brolumnus said...

this bro-hater lives about 100 miles away from me, I went to The Citadel and am still down here in the great city of Charleston, SC full of grade-A slam pieces everywhere frollicking around the Market and King st. anyways, long story short I have some buddies up in Columbia, about to have to make a trip up to old Cola-town for some bronding (bro bonding) and some extracurricular hazing.

Trent Walker said...

SigChiBro- you're completely right but you need to change that name. It's sigma chi not "sigchi". That's some gdi shit.

In hoc signo brees

Anonymous said...

yeah we were at Houndstooth
place is the shit on thursdays we met the blackhawks there over the summer too after they got knocked outta the playoffs

Marion the BRObarian said...

Jared Allen is easily the fucking Bro King of the NFL.

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