It’s midnight. You’re 20 deep. You badly need to crush a Red Bull. Luckily for you, the DJ gives you something even better. Neil Diamond.
The moment you hear the slow intro, bros make eye contact as if to say, “Now it’s the bros time to shine.” By rule, all bros must know the words to Sweet Caroline. However, with this bro-anthem, bros are not satisfied with the lyrics – we need to add a few more lines. For example – why the hell didn’t Diamond yell “Dun, Dun, Dun” after singing “Sweet Caroline?” Not only does it make the song sound better, but it makes you cooler too. Also, bros enhance the song following the lyric of “Good times never felt so good” by making sure everyone knows that the times were indeed “So good, So good, So good.” Like honestly, if I hear this song when I’m not around my bros – I seriously forget that times with Caroline were good. I even get a little depressed thinking about those times. That’s when I realize; I’m only depressed because I miss my bros!