Wednesday, July 1, 2009

#42 Wearing Fraternity Letters

It’s Saturday morning. Your slam piece just left after your morning sesh. You are hung-over as shit. What you need is some fucking breakfast, but what are you going to wear? Obviously you are going to rock some ankle socks, but what shirt will say to everyone, “Look at me – I got drunk as shit last night AND got laid – I’m the fucking man.” That’s when you see it – your Sigma Chi Derby Days t-shirt. You now have a 75% chance of getting laid just by walking outside.

Bros fucking love their fraternity letters. They represent the best times of a bros life. Their fraternity always banged the most girls, had the best parties on campus, and the toughest pledging period. Bros hate the fact that they were always on probation because their fraternity was pretty much exactly like “Animal House.” Bros always complain that pledges have it so fucking easy these days. Pledges are the fucking scum of the Earth. Bros believe that hazing is the best way to become better bros. If bros had it their way they would be able to beat the shit out of their pledges. They would also make them drink until they are on the verge of dying. Bros hate the fact that just because that one kid in Phi Kapp died last year from alcohol poisoning the College is cracking down on hazing. That kid that died is such a fucking bro-hater.

Anyways, the great thing about being in a fraternity is that not only are you the shit for your four years in College, but you are the shit for the rest of your life. On a College campus, especially one as small as my school, everyone knows who is in which fraternity. In the real world, this is not always apparent, so bros need to advertise.

Clothing – Bros normally have a minimum 20 pieces of fraternity apparel, whether it’s hats, t-shirts, faux lacrosse jerseys, or mesh shorts. Bros always have their favorite piece of clothing, usually a hoodie that was given to them by their big brother at revelation. Bros also love their t-shirts from Homecoming ’03. Every sorority wanted to do homecoming with them but they decided to team up with the hottest sorority on campus. This always reminds them of the time you and your pledge brother Eiffel Towered that blond chick with the huge rack.

Bumper Stickers - You really never know when some fucking hot ex-sorority girl might be driving behind you on the road. Therefore, you always want to let people know that you were in a fraternity. This is why you have a bumper sticker on your ride. Bros also like to put fraternity bumper stickers on the walls of their cube at work. This lets all their coworkers know you get fucked up as shit on the weekends. Speaking of work it is always smart to put your fraternity on your resume along with the fact that you were Social Chair and Vice President. This comes in handy if your hiring manager is a bra because she will want to bang you and therefore will hire you.

Tattoos – The true sign of brotherhood is getting your letters tattooed on your body. Some bros will tattoo places that can be covered up, but that is weak as shit. If you are trying to be true bro, you fucking put that shit places that everyone can see, like your face. Much like Black people get a tear drop tattoo when they kill someone, bros should start putting their fraternity letters right underneath their eyes. This lets everyone know that you are a bro and you mean fucking business.

148 comments:

Anonymous said...

frats mean 0 after college and if you wear frat stuff after college you are imediatly considered a jbro

Ned's Younger Brother said...

The fucking jbro dick is back? Are you serious? Two months ago you said this site fucking sucked yet you obviously come back every fucking day. I hope you get pancreatic cancer.

Bro Montana said...

What's up with all these fucking bro haters?

Anonymous said...

Fraternity bros love wearing letters. You need to have atleast 5hoodies which you never wash and smell like natty light. All these bro haters are just pussies cuz they didnt wanna get laid/get extremely fucked up on Tuesday afternoons.

The Puma said...
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Carp said...

Let's get back on topic here. Frat gear that looks like a beer logo is thebomb.com

Rebecca Bromain Stamos said...

bro fight!

Rebecca Bromain Stamos said...

why all the deleting? this shit was getting good!!

Anonymous said...

Zebra boy - for fuck's sake, learn how to use a freaking period. Not the kind that leaks out your roast-beef looking pussy, but the kind real bros learn how to use at their top tier school. I'm going to guess you don't even own a single polo shirt. Go fist fuck yourself and die.

Josh said...

NYB - I still love rocking all my sigma chi shit cut offs to the gym; especially the derby days one. You can see the wetness drip down girls legs as you walk by.

in hoc. bros are the fucking shit

BROGRE said...

NERRRRRRDS!!

Anonymous said...

thebomb.com? I didn't know my little sister was on this site.

Anonymous said...

bros are the shit

Anonymous said...

Today, was my first day back at work since my wife got breast cancer. I come in and see some people with pink slips and frowns. When I get to my desk I find a pink slip, I go up to my boss and start to curse him out for firing me. Only to find out my pink slip was a fundraiser for my wife. FML

Teddy Brosevelt said...

To PUMA-

You are a BRAnnabe. I can tell just by what you say that you are either the zero that was one vote short of getting negged before bid day, or your frat was JV altogether. No true bro asks other bros for advice on hazing pledges, let alone on the internet of all places. You want advice? Make them do shit that you would never do, then tell them every bro before them had to do it. Lying is the shit.
Second, to anybody that thinks advertising your letters is legit, you are gravely mistaken. True bros don't advertise. If I walk down the street at school and someone doesn't know who I am, then they are a.) a migrant worker, or b.) some fucking zero that wouldn't even come close to getting up the steps towards the door to my party.
Last, we weighed bras before letting them in every Wednesday night.

I am the federal reserve of bro cred.

Anonymous said...

the puma is a douche king, he should have kids sprayed all over his face

Studweiser said...

^^Anonymous, that was funny when I saw it last week. You are an idiot.

Anonymous said...

Terrell Browens the ultimate nebro

The Puma said...

brosevelt

obvs it was a joke, but i wanted to see what some people would come up with. and your advice has been a cornerstone in frat pledging for years. also, advertising your letters IS legit and is the shit. If you're not proud enough to wear that shit, you're not a true bro, brannabe

Teddy Brosevelt said...

Obvs? You are a cunt-faggot.

If it's such a cornerstone, how come you gotta ask strangers how it's done?

Nothing about you is legit.

Letters on your chest don't show your pride. Punching bromos like you in the face shows pride.

And way to close out your "call-out" by calling me the very same thing I called you. It lacks class and originality.

In closing, nothing you have said nor will say has any bearing on my final judgment that you are officially the biggest zero to visit this site.

Have fun playing ultimate frisbee in the quad with the rest of the cross country team, butt fucker.

Mike said...

TD, when you are right, you are right.

Running track or cross country is for fags. If you ran track or are even friends with people on the track team you are a total bro hater.

Blackface T. Pirate said...

NYB-

I grinned when you mentioned stealing shit from Wawa. I laughed when you talked about yelling at skanks in the Caf. I got legitimately excited when you identified yourself as an alumnus of the College. Now you're from my fucking chapter? This is too much. No wonder I can relate to each and every post on this site. In Hoc.

Hulk Brogan said...

This is one of the best posts so far.

Can't forget how stoked bras are to rock tanks/sweatshirts with frat letters on the front just to let everyone know how much they love that frat.

Ned's Younger Brother said...

Pirate bro - sorry to disappoint but I wasn't in Sigma Chi at the College. A lot of my best bros were though.

Anonymous said...

MACHI NATION BRO.

Dr. Quinn said...

I think being in fraternity reduces your bro-cred. Fraternities are for people who can't party. A true bro goes to the bar or attend massive hourse parites and hate's on fratasticly gay frat-bros.

Frat bro's are homos.

Anonymous said...

NYB- can you explain why you are now moderating comments? cant we just let this be a free for all?

Ned's Younger Brother said...

Yeah sure - I fucking love the comments everyone writes and I guarantee if you write a comment, even if it is critical of what I have written, and you justify it in anyway, I will publish it. I'm just trying to get rid of all the obnoxious spam.

Brosef the great said...

True Bro's aren’t in frats, because frats require you to pay money to hang out with other people who have the same insecurities and are equally as socially awkward as you are. True Bro's are on sports teams, Football, LAX, Baseball, Basketball, and yes even swimming. Those team bro's travel is Bro hunting packs and shut the bars down, ravages house parties and slays slam pieces with the ferociousness of the late great ultimate Bro Teddy Roosevelt. Frats reduce themselves to the easy button (rufies) to get laid, when bra's just want to rock the jock! Although I will say I do not hate on frats, it is just a subcommittee of the brotherhood of Brodiem!

Ned's Younger Brother said...

Oh and also - if you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself.

Ned's Younger Brother said...

Very good use of the "that was easy button" Brosef - our big guy has a bro who has one of those mounted on his wall. Everytime he slays a slam piece he hits the button. It usually clears her out pretty quick.

Anonymous said...

This site brings some great insight on a lot of topics that I fully agree with, but "ned's younger brother" being in a frat takes you down a couple of pegs in my book. Not only are they gay, but they show that people really dont have the ability to actually meet people.

Anonymous said...

I disagree with a lot of these bro haters. Don't hate on frats because you're too fucking poor to join one and instead had to take out student loans. Slam pieces love being in sororities and loving hanging out with frats. You're pretty much a cock gobbler/bro hater to not like frats because you're going to find a cesspool of drunk pussy wanting to fuck. Brosef the great, you are a tremendous cunt that was lucky enough to probably bang a fat chick every once in a while because she thought it was cool you were on the club swim team. bros are the fucking shit

Anonymous said...

the only chick frat fags get are either fat ones or blind ones, and when they're not w/ them, they just eat cock all day long. So pull the bratwurst out of your mouth, take a look in the mirror, and accept the fact that you are a dick eating douche and pray to God to have your house collapse on you while you are sleeping.

Anonymous said...

to the guy above, sorry you didn't get a bid. You're probably that guy who lives on-campus all 4 years.

Tims younger bro said...

whoever hates on frats obviously wasnt in one. frats are awesome. i played lax and college and was in a frat... and incredible combination. dont even bother trying to bro hate on frats you emo punks. i have to dissagree with you on some of this one though, NYB. First anonymous poster is right, getting a frattoo is extremley lame and thinking short term. also no chance i'll be wearing my letters around town now that im down with school. its in the past, it was an awesome time, but now its just memories

Anonymous said...

I'm done fucking around w/ this tool above, I'm gonna go put on my Scott Skiles jersey and go skullfuck his sister while I have one of my bros dog her out, Eifel Tower style motherfucker

Dennis Brodman said...

looks like you just got shook, you queer frat pusssy

Bro in Chicago said...

NYB, while I have agreed with all your other posts, this one I can't. My frat experience is college was fucking awesome, especially at the largest Greek system in the nation. But now that I'm graduated I don't wear my letters anymore. I continue to relive the glory days of school like any true bro- getting shithoused every night of the week and slaying slam pieces.

Anonymous said...

frats mean absolutely nothing when you get a real job, if you're still bragging about getting fucked up in college to your colleagues at work, they'll think you're a loser. everyone gets fucked up in college, it's nothing new to them, and if you go in for a job interview with your letters tattooed under your eyes or anywhere on your body, it's doubtful they'll give you the job you loser

Anonymous said...

Brad Pitt was a Sigma Chi... He obviously only fucked fat blind chicks in college... whatta fuckin badass!

IH

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

tattoos are not fratty by any chance even if they include your letters. lets leave it to emo kids and punk rockers to taint their skin. the only places ive heard of that do "frat tats" are small, shitty schools where fraternities dont have houses and/or charge 200 bucks for yearly dues.

Anonymous said...

Real bros not only have the above, but also get brands. Nothing says your the shit than having your skin burned with your letters by a piping hot coat hangar.

Anonymous said...

Sigma Chi is a lifetime of frat.. you assholes "WERE in a fraternity".. Sigma Chi's are in it for life.. IN HOC

Broseidon said...

If you're in a fraternity:

A. You have tens of thousands of dollars to blow on parties each year. GDI's don't.

B. You buy out the bar. The only thing more bro than a $300 bar tab is a totally open bar. GDI's can't afford that shit.

C. You roll deep. Deep as hell. Try 70 deep on the regular. Show me a GDI that has 70 friends and I will show you a lying bro-hater.

D. You throw private mixers with sororities. In our fraternity's case, 70 bros to 150 slam pieces.

E. You get to haze. Admittedly, not as hard as sports teams any more, but if I had a dollar for every time I smashed a beer bottle and screamed at a pledge to clean it up immediately, I could almost pay off my bar tab.

F. It's exclusive. For anyone who thinks frat bros don't have social skills, try rushing next semester and see if you get a bid. Guaranteed you get sent back to jacking off and crying in your communal dorm room shower while your ex-girlfriend gets fucked and forgotten by an awesome fratbro.

In hoc motherfuckers, don't bring that weak ass GDI shit to my fraternity. Unless you want to get ruined in the front yard like the last guy that came by uninvited.

I'm Bron Burgundy? said...

To all you GDI foreskin-licking, taint-sucker bro hater faggots:

Obviously your Dad is not important, because he couldn't get you into a frat. This means your family (you) has no money or rep. I bet you couldn't even get out of your first DUI. The only reason you got into college because you wrote your essay on how hard it is to be gay.

Go back to listening to your Misfits playlist while cutting yourself with the razor your ex-girlfriend left in your bathroom while rubbing her old scrunchies on your cock. I'll be the guy skull fucking the shit out of her, while my bro slams your little sister in the same fucking room. He doesn't care that she's 15. She's got full C's and he's not a cock-sucker like you. He's a bro.

Even if you tried to walk up the steps of my house (yea, its elevated because we're better than you) you'd get a fucking sperry tread caught between your fucking eyes.

Have fun masturbating to WOW and Guitar Hero for four years.
Your life is pathetic and you were adopted, because your real parents couldn't stand to raise such a douche-canoe on the Period Blood River.

Do us all a favor and throw your toaster in next time you take a bath. You take baths because you pee sitting down and it helps you clean the yeast infection out of your hatchet wound.

Bromosexual said...

Bradd Pitt Actually dropped out of sigma chi and mu his junior year i believe... if that aint some gdi shit i dont know what is

Anonymous said...

seeing this made my fucking day.

ihsv

Anonymous said...

Bros are not fratty! they should not have fraternity letters! Unfratty!

Anonymous said...

Seems like theres a lot of bro haters on this site.

Its too bad you guys didnt get bids, go cry about it elsewhere.

real bros rock their letters while they frat hard, cause every day is fraturday.

Anonymous said...

I'm a member of the same great fraternity as mentioned, go to one of the biggest party schools in the southeast/ country, have my letters tattooed on me, and I'm a fucking bro.

In fact, you're not a bro until you give a bra your old derby days shirt to take the walk of shame in back to her sorority house after you frat-slammed her the night before and over half the guys living in the house already know about/ may have seen it.

I'm not hating on all you gdi bros, but you're definitely missing out and are a bro-hater for talking shit.

Anonymous said...

sorry but hoodies and frat tats reak of gdi; no respectable fraternity gentlemen engages in such ridiculous behavior.

In Hoc Signo Vinces ftw

Anonymous said...

i am by no means a bro hater, and generally agree with everything NYB says; that being said, wearing fraternity gear is for fags.

Frat letters on a shirt from a sweet party are acceptable, however, hats and sweatshirts created strictly for the purposes of showing off Greek letters are completely toolish

Anonymous said...

I really liked this site until I read this topic, frats are the gayest thing that has ever been invented, i was never in a frat, played sports, joined clubs, but i did go out and get fucked up out of my mind every night and could have fuckin run for mayor my junior year of college, made fun of frat fags and meatheads, and hunted every day of my life, so to those of you who are defending frats i hope you brought enough lube, to those of you who are bashing them more power to you but do it tastefully cuz usually the biggest homo's are in them and will correct your grammar

Anonymous said...

In Hoc SigBro Vinces

Anonymous said...

first of all it's a fraternity you god damn independent. go hang out with your 4 friends and your 15 person apartment parties. you cant be a true bro without fratting hard everyday. come back when youve joined a fraternity and raged at a 300 person tailgate while crushing 1000 nattys. daddy says goodnight

Mighty Proud to be a ---

Anonymous said...

So true bro...I was social chair of my fraternity...and def. slampieces on the reg.

brosB4hoes said...

bro is not frat..are you fucking kidding me??i hate these fuckin brohaters liek this...lets see

DEFINITION OF BRO= getting fucked up, fucking girls, chilen with dudes all day

DEFINITON OF FRAT= getting fucked up,fucking girls, chillen with dudes all day

yea frats not bro dude..read a fuckin book..i have more respect for hitler than you cause he knew how to fucking haze

Broskito420 said...

jbro is an official term? does it mean like a washed up bro??

BrOhio State said...

whoa whoa whoa bros, lets make an important distinction. We all know there is a difference between GDI's and frats. aka, brohaters and bros. But, just because someone wasn't in a fraternity doesn't make them a brohater. Athletes can definitely be bro as fuck. I rolled 25 deep to the bar and fucked slampieces on the reg my entire collegiate career. None of us could be in a frat, most college coaches are bro haters. slampieces get wet at the sight of an athlete, so that definitely makes us bro too.

Broses, Leader of the Brews said...

Athletes get a pass on being brohaters, because sports teams are pretty much frats without pledges. I hate pledges so much... Your guys' loss though, making a pledge wear it is by far the best sport to play.

Anonymous said...

too much sigmachi action in here, but the chapter at our school were a bunch of bro haters.

Shoeless Bro Jackson said...

Just want to shout out to all my bros. I'm sure you'll be reading this comment while taking a fatty bong rip and/or canceling a beer.

-Frattin' is a habit

Anonymous said...

agree with eveything said but the tattooing...tattoos are a complete form of douchebaggery unless very small and covered up

Anonymous said...

You bros are the shit. I envy you and every other bro on this planet. I wish I had someone to show me the bro way. Keep on being fucking awesome, Bros of the USA.

Broski said...

This site is called "'bros'likethissite" for a fucking reason. Frat's have fraternatiy brothers "bros" which is who this site is catered towards. Fucking men who fuck shit up, fuck slampieces, roll deep, and who are all around better than everyone else. Fucking Frats rock. It's possible to be a bro if you aren't in a frat, but to frat-hate is to bro-hate. Fraternaties came up with the idea of Bro. If a GDI doesn't have at least 30 friends who are in frats at college you can be sure he isn't a bro. I wear my letters everywhere; you would too if you were in the biggest frat at the biggest greek school in the world. Bro-haters make me sick. probably kicked a good 30 of you fags out of the bars at school by myself. the number reaches into the 1000's when you take my bro's into account. KK EX for life.

Eric Baratta said...

Honestly I love wearing frat tees, but if you are really a true bro and are the shit on campus you don't need to wear letters, because 1) every sorority girl knows you have either fucked them or their sorority sisters. 2) by senior year you have been such a bro that you can only get with GDIs, so you don't wear frat tees because they hate frat bros. -Veteran Bro speaking

ATBRO said...

Nothing better than having your letters on a jersey.

Anonymous said...

frat hoodies - jbro
frat tats and frat bumber stickers - definition of jbro

old frat gear and old gear from other private colleges, boarding schools, and sports teams - bro

Alpha BROmeo said...

Frats are the shit, but rolling with letters and bumper stickers certainly was not. Maybe it's a Southern thing.

We never wore letters. Didn't need to. People knew who we were without having to advertise.

The only exception was for sports jerseys and tshirts.

We won intramurals every year and you know we made shirts for that shit. We'd make a ton of extras and give them to the hottest sororities for them to wear as well.

99% of the time my frat stuff was worn, it was by the chick I just fucked or in the gym. We just never wore it out or to class.

Wearing stuff after school is totally anti bro though. C'mon.

~kai~

The Brordan Standard said...

Gotta disagree. Wearing t's from a great party aka Derby Days is ok, but wearing a shirt with just letters is kind of soft because people already know you're in the best damn fraternity without showcasing it like some geed advertises a star wars tee.

Fuck goats

IHSV

Anonymous said...

fraternity letters are about as bro as it gets. rocking the h/c shirt. your rush pinny or the derby days shirt screams yeah im a moke and you know i got fucking laid last night by the slam piece you tried and fail to get.

brohaters needs to chill the fuck out fraternities started brodem when you walk into the caf at 12 on a sunday still drunk in your letters ppl know your a bro. even if you rocking the fucking campus golf shirt they know you got up super early and pregamed hard and was fucked up as shit for it.

at the end of the day letters are 100% bro and nothing will change that.

broma chi

Anonymous said...

I was in sigma chi my freshman year, and quit that shit when I realized I didn't wanna pay to hang out with a bunch of fags all day. Now I got a house with 8 Bro's, throw ragers with 200 ppl every weekand, and bang slampieces while all the frat boys have their sober meetings and make tailgaiting posters.

Bronamath said...

In Hoc bro! I agree that its a fratting life style after college in Sigma Chi, and I'm no bro-hater so any of your other frats out there are cool in my book as long as you stick to the bro code and don't sully the good name of Frats everywhere.

Anonymous said...

when I was a sophbro in high school, of course i already had the tolerance of a fucking german at oktoberfest. i flew out to my cousin, who of course is the king of his frat, me and him got fucked up all weekend and I told everyone i was a 21 year old sex-ed transfer, since with my size for my age, i looked every bit of. Dont hate on frats

Anonymous said...

Always proud

IHSV

BigBadBro said...

Teddy Brosevelt is fucking hilarious.

I am the "Federal Reserve of Bro Cred "

--witty as fuck, as all bros should be

Anonymous said...

in hoc

Anonymous said...

Fratbros can be cool as shit. As a LAXbro that never pledged, would have been Kappa Sig if I wasn't too fucking high to function as a freshmanbro, I can say that frat parties are fucking awesome. Fucking frat party slampieces are always down to fuck.

Anonymous said...

PI KAPPA ALPHA at virginia tech... bro n go.

Anonymous said...

Bros i am a bro of Pi Kapp and we drink the most out of any fraternity on campus because we are the chapter to compete with. No true Pi Kapp brother should ever get alcohol poisoning, obviously this was an impostor... or a Fiji

Anonymous said...

Real bros don't get tattoos. They're for Guidos and D-bags. Sorry, gotta disagree with you, bro.

Anonymous said...

It's non-bro to hate on people's preference regarding fraternities. You can live the life regardless of whether you're in a fraternity. Being a bro is about calling your own shots and doing shit your way, not acting all insecure by feeling a strong urge to hate on somebody else whose decisions have no impact on how badass your life is.

Sylvester StaBROne said...

I went to Missouri for LTW (only true bros would even know what im talkin about) and saw Bro Pitt's composite picture in the Sigma Chi house. If that's not the definition of fratty, I don't know what is. Mr. William Bradley Pitt majored in Slampiece Management.

IH

Riley Brote said...

I wear letters 5 times a week... if you think thats too much you're obviously just a GDI bro hater who jerks off too many times a day.

Most of all, love rockin my ∑X Athletics cut off to the gym..


IH

Anonymous said...

http://hazing.hanknuwer.com/hazingmain.html

A website dedicated to fucking losers. Natural selection not hazing deaths.

Anonymous said...

You're a fucking GDI if you think hoodies, mesh shorts, or tats with your letters on it are fratty. I don't know where you go to school but obviously your fraternities are jokes.

brohammad said...

Broseiden your a fucking tool. GDI's don't have money to spend on parties? really? i live in an apartment with my three bros and we rage harder than any frat around. I'm talkin us four inviting about 15 other bros and getting asked by the social chairs of alpha phi and tri delt if they can come over. penn state main. the apartment complex- town square. if you don't believe it stop by on any wednesday friday saturday. thursday is our day to use the frats for free beer and stealin their sorrority slam pieces. Frats are exclusive? if exclusive means letting all girls and any guy who isn't a queer with stud earings then sure they are exclusive... My GDI bros will roll on your pussy ass frat bros anyday. until then stay bro everyone and don't fall into society's grasp.

JR said...

I think this is the most I've seen fraternities referred to as "frats" since I lived in a dorm. Jesus, its called a fraternity. If you're too GDI or lazy to say the extra syllables, then maybe you should take a frisbee to the quad and see if anybody wants to start a pickup game of ultimate.

Alpha said...

To all my fellow bro's this webite is the shit, as all of brother's but i do have one problem.

You dont call you Country a Cunt so why would you call your Fraterinity a Frat?

You didnt spend weeks to months of being a shithead pledge to disrespect what u sweat and, depending on how bad ass u are, bled for. So y do it besides the reason ur 2 lazy to type the whole word out.

O and I wear my letter any chance I get. Not because I want or even
care if other ppl know im in a fraterinity (which u better believe that they do) but because of my Pride as a Brother and to what thoes letters on my chest and paddle stand for.

So with that said all you bros are the shit and my the brother hood be with you

Anonymous said...

All I'm saying is that if your in a fraternity, you don't wear a hoodie, hoodies are the staple of being a douche-bag.

Anonymous said...

speaking of being too lazy to type shit out... ^

One thing you bros need to realize is that frats may be legit down south, but up north, particularly in the north east they're a fucking joke. The frat houses aren't real frat houses, if it could be considered a house at all. the truth is the athlete bros reign supreme up here. And i don't do this to hate on fraternity brothers, some of my best bros come from frats, but 5 out of 6 frats in the north are full of homo bitches that scrape the cum off their hand before they try and go pickup donkees from the ugly sorority that finally agreed to do a social with them.

just a little perspective, not all frat guys are bros, and truly being a bro certainly doesn't require fraternity letters, in some places you're better off without them.

BROoks BROthers said...

"You don't call your country a cunt"

Do you call your mother "mom"?

Bronklin Roosevelt said...

you gotta come up to chicago sometime man, the sigma chi here is a house of fucking bible-thumping, nice-guy, philanthropy-obsessed bitches. They get shit on by the gay frat is how bad it is.

Anonymous said...

Lambda Chi till I die!!! MIZ ZOU!!! LETSS GOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

BROs can be and often are in Fraternities. For anyone and everyone who believes that Fraternities suck, you obviously didn't get a bid. I disagree with everyone who talks only about getting shit-faced and laid, as well as those who say being in a Fraternity means nothing after college. My fraternity throws down the hardest of every Fraternity on campus, but we also win Fraternity of the year almost every year (2 years straight, 5 out of last 7) which combines social standing, GPA, activities, support, fundraising, and community service. We are the BEST example of an all-around BRO, because we do everything the best, not just fucking BRAS everyday(although that does happen). Our networking allows us to get Jobs that all the haters dream about havingin 30 years. BRO for life

Carolina said...

i love it when people hate on fraternities- your jealousy genuinely makes me sad. there is nothing better than rolling unnecessarily deep with your bros, wearing letters, and fratting out HARD. anyone who thinks they wouldnt like that is clearly just a limp-dicked pussy. when my slam-piece wants to cry about the degredation i laid down on her, offer her your shoulder to cry on. then she'll come right back to me.

fuckin bro haters

Anonymous said...

forget tattoos, real bros get their letters branded.

Anonymous said...

Tattoos = unfratty end of story

being hung over as fuck then going out in your frat cap, pocket t, mesh shorts, and newbies the morning after bar hopping and going home with a plan A = frat

Anonymous said...

sigma chi... gets me laid every time a hot girl finds out im in it.

Anonymous said...

ANKLE SOCKS?

You mean high whites...

Brotein Shake said...

Blasting music off the porch playing frat volleyball with some slampieces and rockin the Sigma Chi mesh jersey. Definitely my idea of a good afternoon.
damn proud to be a KK Sig
IH

VA SIG said...

Bro out, rage out, get a brand with a coat hanger on your chest

IN HOC

Anonymous said...

douchebag!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry bros, but real bro-kings don't get fucking tattoos. Tats are for hippies and biker fags. i agree with 99% of what you say but not the tattoos.

Anonymous said...

only guidos hate on fraternities. a guido will never be my bro.

_Kai_

Anonymous said...

MACHI NATION runs everything at my school. our rush shirts are cut offs. our pledges ripe off kids cut offs that dont have EX on them.

SigxLife

Friendship, Justice and Learning...and Sperrys said...

Isaac M Jordan = total bro. Died falling down an elevator shaft drunk.

in hoc

Anonymous said...

bros, i pleged i frat last semester and all i can say is frat - bro, infact im positive most bros are in frats, so all u frat hating non bros need to quit crying cuz u arent cool enough to get bid..all this sigma chi talk..wonderin where my TKE bros are at?

Anonymous said...

tattoos and hoodies are not fratty end of story...also its a fraternity not frat. frat is an exclamation upon seeing a fratty event take place (ex. bro chugs a handle of jack daniels and you watch this and say "frat") or part of a two word compound (frat tab, frat lap, frat castle, etc.)

Anonymous said...

real bros get brands not tats. and who the fuck wears hoodies?

in hoc

Anonymous said...

only reason god invented math is to teach bros about greek letters prior to college. Pi, delta, they dont actually mean anything in the math world.god was just lookin out for bros, bros

Hunter said...

Bros who wear a Sigma Chi shirt anywhere, has bitches just begging to suck their cock. fucking slam pieces everywhere.

in hoc

Anonymous said...

true bros get their letters branded on

Anonymous said...

Being in a fraternity in college and having your letters on your car and wearing fraternity t-shirts- Bro


Still having your letters on your car after college, wearing a hoodie of any kind, getting a frat-tat, wearing anything with your letters on it other than a t-shirt (even while still in college), still talking about your fraternity all the time and trying to relive your glory days (you should still be brotastic and therefore not have to talk about the past all the time)- Douchebag, Toolbag, and obviously not a Bro.

Also, why are there so many fraternity bro-haters? The best slampieces are sorority girls and sorority girls love fraternity bros.

Anonymous said...

I have a Norman shield tat on my back and it is frat-tastic. I suggest the same for all other sigma chi bros, although a brand would be even more epic. College!!!

Anonymous said...

A couple things wrong with this post.

1) Tattoos? Really? That's probably the least bro thing on the fucking earth. Love your shit, NYB, but that was way off.

2) Hoodies. WTF? Could you wear something more GDI/bro-hater? Frat pockets in the front of a shirt sporting your letters or a sorority's letters are a fucking requirement, THAT'S IT. Let's leave the hoodies to the house partygoers.

3) GDI's. By definition, you are a brohater. You are so unfuckingimportant that you cannot get into/afford a fraternity. To any GDI that says that being in a frat is not bro, rush next year and see if you get a bid. I will bite my tongue and stick it up my ass if you do. And don't give me this "oh I got a ton of bids, I just don't need to pay for friends" bullshit, because let's be honest, you're not paying for friends, you're paying for frattabs and parties. So GDI's, get the fuck off this website, YOU ARE NOT BRO AND NEVER WILL BE.

Anonymous said...

a little but of -kai- for all my brothers out there

of ever honored memory

Anonymous said...

Point is, either you like em, or you dont, no need to fight over it.
If you didnt, youre an independant.
If you did, your a bro.

IHSV, nuff said.

Anonymous said...

putting your letters on your car-unfratty

frat tats-unfratty

legit letter shirts-unfratty

Anonymous said...

Frats are the most unbro thing out there. I specifically remember being in college and beating up frat bithces. If the rest of the site wasn't so mega awesome I would have to grind your face in the ground.

Anonymous said...

It was already made clear but listen up anyway fuckin bro-hater pussies:

1. Hottest chicks are always in the sororities and are addicted to fraternity cock not GDI tools who did'nt get bids

2. Fraternities provide endless entertainment with funds to throw blowouts or fuckin bro ass outings like paintball parties where you get hammered and shoot eachother non stop

3. If ur hating on a fraternity you clearly didn't get in and have a fuckin gay vendetta

4. Fraternity life is baller because networking hooks ur life up with dank jobs and all the drugs your body can handle ( I have a pool of kids i can grab bud or molly from with no worries or akwardness,sry GDI faggets)

So go fuck yourself if your gonna hate on frats. if ur not in one but are still a true bro then thats straight, but recognize that u missed out on some good ass shit that u'd be supporting if you were in any of our positions. Anyways,
Proud to be a brother

In ZAX
DPZ 432

Brohammid Ali said...

Fraternity letters are the shit. Put on that derby days shirt and its game over.

Anonymous said...

Letters make the bras panties drop. Any bra who doesn't at least offer a bj to a bro in letters should have her cervix sewn shut.

Anonymous said...

god damn, i am so sick of hearing you fucking gdi faggots complain about not being in a fraternity. im sorry that you didnt get a bid at a fucking third tier fraternity you cock gobblers. being in a fraternity means that you are rich as fuck, incredibly good looking, drink all the fucking time and fuck as many whores as you want. this all accumulates into getting a seven figure job after you graduate from your fraternity's alumni. have fun jerking off your RA in the common room you pussies.

Charles BROnsen said...

I'm at a crossroad, bros. I just graduated from my top tier palace of broducation. So I'm not too sure if all the bro-haters in the real world will accept me for who I am as a person, A BRO. Granted I don't really care about bro-hater opinions but one of those bro-haters could be my boss, or the the guy at the other end of a deal.

The way I see it, I'm going to use my letters as a beacon for other bros to see that I, like them, mean business. And by business I mean want to wake up hungover as shit in between two pairs of dairy-size-grade-A hooters every weekend. Any person that even questions my choice of apparel will immediately be tagged a bro-hater. This of course will make my life easier in the workplace as I will know exactly who to ignore and who's deliverables to sabotage at work.

Anonymous said...

innnnnnnnnn hoooooooccccccc broooos.

The Man With Bro Name said...

I'm sorry, but joining a frat is for bro-haters. It's like waiting in line for a club and then paying the cover charge - something real bros don't have to do. Joining a frat is making a commitment, and we all know that true bros don't commit to shit except their own inebriation and the pursuit of snizz.

A true bro doesn't join the frat so he can go to their closed parties. A true bro rolls deep to the closed party uninvited, pushes past the bro-hating doorman, drinks whatever booze he wants, and then leaves with a few of the choice slampieces to raw dog back at his place.

A true bro doesn't join a frat so he can yell at pledges and do demeaning shit to them. A true bro does shit like that that to any random bro-hater he sees, any place or time, whenever he feels like it.

A true bro doesn't let everyone in the bar know he means business via wearing a greek shirt. A true bro lets everyone in the bar know he means business by doing a flaming shot of 151 out of a slampiece's cleavage and then shattering the glass all over the floor while ordering another round for his whole crew.

And yes, bro-haters, I did get bids from three frats my freshman year, even though I barely showed up to any rush events. Real bros are born - they don't interview to become one.

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Anonymous said...

A true bro will go to the bar solo punk out the punk ass frat kid, steal his credit card, and buy the rounds! Tell your moms and dads thanx for all the kegs true bros steal from your party. That slam piece you scrounged up prolly came from a true bros pad cuz she had to get a taste of some real bro dick before going to your mixer. Sorry guy in the pink polo I'm to cool to be in your frat please stop bringing your other fag friends over to me on taco Tuesday trying to recruit a real bro.

Anonymous said...

sig chi til i die. that being said, FUCK bro haters youre just pissed that you were a pussy shit orgo nerd in college

Brover Cleveland said...

Fuck bro-haters

Anonymous said...

Alpha Tau brOmega

Marcus frattimore said...

NYB...ankle socks and tattoos are the epitome of GDI and therefore NF
It's either sperrys aka frat cleats without socks (obviously) or mid calves with whatever other selection is made (nikes, NB frat cruisers, bean boots, etc.)
The one exception to the ankle sock rule are golf shoes.

Anonymous said...

Fuck GDIs, only bitter because you didn't get bids. SigEp all day.

Anonymous said...

1. Clothing-Fraternity men don't wear 20 pieces of fraternity apperal you fucking geed. Usually a polo, some khaki shorts, and boat shoes. Not fucking faux lacrosse jersey or mesh shorts (unless thats what you yank geed fucks wear). In the south, we don't wear none of that gay shit
2. Bumper Stickers-Complete geed move. What normal fraternity man has a fucking bumper sticker (unless you are from the north or not from the SEC, Texas, or Oklahoma).
3. Tattoos-No fraternity man would ever get his body tattoed. That's fucking gay

Anonymous said...

Nah, real bros don't have to pay for their friends.

Brodin, Ruler of Brasgard said...

I'm a Bro. I don't ask to join fraternities - fraternities ask to join me.

Texas Bro said...

Hoodies tattoos and lots of stickers are all not frat. Real frat stars don't need to wear letters to let people know they are greek, people just know.

cub keggermeister said...

whoever said frats are weak in the north...definitely true almost every fraternity on my campus is dry.
Dry Fraternities = not bro.
Frats are the shit.
TKE for life
Trust Knowledge Excellence

Anonymous said...

tats are gay, so is a guy wearing his letters.

branding is the ultimate bro move, but not all frats are bro enough to do it.

Anonymous said...

the best is when you wear your letter to your first party at you frat house as a member and everyone sees the letters and all the slampieces automatically know it on and all the dudes not in your frat know they dont even come close to matching up to you and your bros

Anonymous said...

Yo im 28, not married, have a bangin ass job, and still get wasted at homecoming as well as all other home games, still set with the students. Still beat young slam pieces.. Still rock my letters on occasion....Bro for life!

John Brolushi said...

Sporting the fuckin frat letters are the fucking hook up with bras. just having a t shirt of my frat, Alpha Sigma Rho, is enough to get you laid around my campus just because we throw down the hardest. Bros fucking rule

Anonymous said...

Wearing your letters is for poseurs, unless they are on the front left chest of a t-shirt promoting a party involving your fraternity, a top 5 sorority, and some sort of creative theme or charity that gets sorostitutes wet. You shouldn't have to announce your bro status. Birds should see it coming across the quad based on your frat tuck, croakies and ray bans, popped collar, Sevens, etc or simply by the fact that you roll in a Z71 Tahoe or other Brother Approved transportation.

So much of this stuff is top shelf, but wearing your sweatshirt with your greek letters in tackle twill is for chicks and Lambda Chis.

And whoever said Fraternities don't mean anything after college is not hanging with the right people.

Anonymous said...

Alot of these are cracking me up.. It's a very different perspective in the South especially Georgia

IHSV

Anonymous said...

All you pussy GDIs, stop trying to use the excuse that you "pay for friends" in fraternities. you don't pay for friends, you pay for massive amounts of alcohol so you and your bros & bitches can have awesome parties. of course, you wouldn't know about that since we don't let you into our parties.

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