#18 The Shocker

One thing is for sure – bras absolutely love digital cameras. It gives them the opportunity to take pictures and choose which ones they look cute in so they can upload them in a facebook album most likely entitled, “GoNnA BuY YoU a DrAnK” or “GoNnA MaKe LoVe In ThIs ClUb.” That’s where bros come into play. Bros don’t like the power bras have in this situation, so instead of just smiling and flexing their pecs bros spice up the picture. They throw the shocker.

When bras inspect their pictures the next day, keeping only those that give the illusion that they are not fat, they see what you have done. “That asshole ruined the picture!!!” they exclaim. Ruin it? We just made it better.

For those of you bro-haters who don’t know, the shocker is when you put your index, middle, and pinky finger out. Sure it doesn’t seem very cool, but that’s before you hear what it symbolizes. That’s right two in the pink and one in the stink! Now I have never actually given a bra the shocker as I have fundamental problems with entering exits, but I know people who have and they said it is the shit. The only thing better than giving the shocker in a picture is giving a super-shocker, which is an extension of the pinky, ring, and index fingers aka two in the stink and one in the pink.

Overall, a well-timed shocker/super-shocker can give you major bro-cred and make any boring picture absolutely hilarious.