Tuesday, May 19, 2009

#20 Quoting Movies

So you’re hanging out with all your bros, shooting the shit, playing some beer pong, talking about how awesome you are, then it happens. You and your partner Beirut the shit out of your opponents by both hitting the same cup. This calls for a celebration, and what better way to celebrate than yelling “Yippee Ki-yay Motherfucker!!” and moving into an interlocking high five and chest bump. But why was it necessary to quote “Die Hard?” Because first of all Die Hard is the shit and everyone knows it, but more importantly, it’s a crowd pleaser.

Bros love to quote movies because they are a proven commodity. Bros never have to worry about people questioning their bro-ness after quoting a movie because even if the joke crashes and burns (which is highly unlikely), you can still just let people know you were just quoting “Role Models” which will immediately validate you. Often times those who questioned your quote will apologize and give you a high five, agreeing with you that “Role Models” is the shit. Also, if people don’t get the quote, and then admit that they have never seen the movie, you and your bros can make fun of them. Making fun of people is awesome because it makes you feel better about yourself. It also lets everyone around you know you are better than that person.

Here are some quality movie quotes that bros love to use. When used in the correct context, you can seriously enhance your bro-cred.

  •  A Few Good Men – “You can’t handle the truth” This quote is best used when some bra you are hooking up with is asking you if you are cheating on her. When you drop this gem she is sure to start laughing and the subject will quickly change to how great a job Jack Nicholson did in this movie.
  •  Top Gun – “You’re dangerous” Bros love Top Gun. Bros never want to be Maverick though, he’s too much of a pussy. Bros love Iceman, and that’s why bros love this quote. The beauty of this quote is that it can be used at any time. For example, my roommate told me last week that he was going to Giant and asked if I wanted anything. I told him he was dangerous. We met eyes, pounded fists, and broke into “Highway to the Dangerzone.” It was awesome.

  • American Pie – “Fucking right doggie” Bros like American Pie and more importantly they love Stifler. Bros quote pretty much anything Stifler says, especially from American Wedding. This quote works in many situations, but perhaps the best is when your teammate hits the last cup in beer pong.
  • Tommy Boy – “Did I catch a niner in there?” This quote works well when one of your bros is too drunk to talk. After he blurts out some non-sensical statement, lay this one on the room. They will inevitably go apeshit with laughter. It also works well when making fun of little kids with speech impediments.
  •  Zoolander – “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills” This can be used anytime someone breaks out some ridiculous statement. You want that person to know they are full of shit and no better way to let them know than by doing a Mugatu impression. An example of this might occur when some bra tells you that you are a bro-hater but you have obvs been drinking non-stop all weekend. Fucking bras.
  • Chapelle’s Show – “Yeah, What, OK” – When I was back in college Chappelle’s Show was by far the most popular thing across campus. You couldn’t walk through the Caf without hearing someone yelling out a one-liner from the most recent episode. The Lil’ Jon quotes have stood the test of time. Often you will see bros huddled in a corner at a party screaming “YEEEAHH” “WHHHATT??” and “OOOOKAAYY” at each other non-stop. Bros are the shit. Also, I know Chapelle’s show is not a movie, so I don’t want to hear it from you “Anonymous’s” out there.
  • Swingers – “You are so fucking money and you don’t even know it.” – As referenced in #17 Swingers this is the quote that all bros use to get themselves fired up to go out and grind on random girls. This quote can also be seen in facebook profiles.

  •  Anchorman – “I’m kind of a big deal” – Now, I know what you are saying, “There are so many better Anchorman quotes, why would you pick this one?” That’s because this quote is perhaps the most popular quote among bros on facebook. If you ever see in the “About Me” section on facebook the simple phrase “I’m kind of a big deal” you better believe you are staring at a bro. This is seriously the most effective way to let people know you are awesome.

  • Dumb and Dumber – “So you’re telling me there’s a chance – YES!” – This is pretty much interchangeable with “What was all that one-in-a-million talk back there. This is best used when the bra you are talking to/know you are about to score with tells you she has a boyfriend. Sadly, this happened to me just last week as a hot bartender that was totally into me told me she had a boyfriend!! Can you believe that? I thought we were soulmates! You really just can’t trust bras.

  • Old School – “Frank the Tank!!” – Far and away the top bro-quote. This is reserved for one occasion: beer bonging. It is literally impossible for a group of bros to bong beers without someone starting the “Frank the Tank” cheer. Also, once it is established that one of your bros is the best beer-bonger, he is known going forward as “Frank the Tank.” As part of his obligations of being Frank, he must beer bong whenever his bros cheer. Upon completion of said beer bong he must then do the fist pump move and gun fire that Frank does in Old School. If for whatever reason he cannot complete these tasks, his role as Frank the Tank will be vacated and the next best beer-bonger will be called upon.

Obviously, this list is going to be highly controversial, so feel free to leave any quotes I may have missed in the comments section.


Anonymous said...

what about the quote from stepbrothers when they go in to interview? "were here to f*** shit up"! perfect for any bro team entering a peer pong match or drinking competition.

Ned's Younger Brother said...

Very solid point. Also, please don't feel obligated to use asterisks when saying fuck. Bros love cursing.

Anonymous said...

fuck you then ned shneebly

Anonymous said...

Where the hell are the Scorcese Movie quotes? There are too many quotables in those movies to overlook them.

Anonymous said...

tampon in my vag

Ned's Younger Brother said...

Bros do love Goodfellas - can't believe I forgot about that. Good point, Anonymous.

Ned's Younger Brother said...

"tampon in my vag" - you're gonna have to remind me was this "Steel Magnolias" or "Divine Secrets of the Ya-ya Sisterhood" - either way Bros don't quote this.

Anonymous said...

The proper Tommy Boy quote to use is "No, it had to be your bull" whenever your bro is so drunk he starts making no sense.

Anonymous said...

You have to include some Forty year old Virgin quotes. "That fucker came out of nowhere," is a classic.

Anonymous said...

You're missing Wedding Crashers which has some of the greatest quotes: For example

"Damn, sluts"
"You motor-boatin son of a bitch, you old sailor you, were they built for speed or built for comfort"
"Crab cakes and football, that's what maryland does"

These are just a few among a slew of fantastic quotes

Also, best from tommy boy has to be anything from the scene where he catches Richard whacking it
(i.e. "Richard, that's a pretty girl out there, I bet her boyfriend plays for the YANKees")

Anonymous said...

How bout yelling noonan whenever a bro is beer ponging and you want to mess with him.

Anonymous said...

Anchorman has got to be number one...

"Heyooooo" because of its perfect use when entering a room, people know you mean business, and that no vagina is safe.

"I want to be on you" enough said.

"That escalated quickly...Brick killed a guy" Explains the waterfall of beer shotgun's that just occured...or as it does in the movie, a straight bro ass-kicking.

"Lanalyn? Like a sheep's wool" For whenever you meet a bra with a name like Imogen, Torii, or Kateee. Silly ass bra's unable to spell name's right.

And lastly..."I'm just sculpting my guns, I'm not sure if you heard but I did over a 1,000, its boring but its part of my life." Just making sure bra's know that you lift...A LOT.

Anonymous said...

"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"

"We have the tools, We have the Talent, It's Miller Time!"

Anonymous said...

Super Trooper Quotes are pretty bro like to me.

using "meow" instead of "now" is hilarious in any situation...


also whenever someone asks if you want a drink "Ill have a liter of cola"


all classics

Anonymous said...


"You had me at blood and semen"

Most def a bro-worthy quote. Use it when one of your bros is telling a story and trying to convince you he talked some bras into a threesome, but you know he nailed it, so no details required.

Anonymous said...

a quote among my bros...

"You ARE freaking out... man..." - To be used any time a bro is acting in an un-bro like manner.

"There's something wrong with her underwear..." other bro "Yeah, they're not inmy mouth"

Anonymous said...

Animal House anyone?

Anonymous said...

Any true Bro has seen Varsity Blues at least 1200 times "A ten....A ten...I give it a fucking ten" -Billy Bob
and not the most popoular but me and my bros like it "she broke my heart, so I broke her jaw" -Charlie tweeder, who should go down in the bro hall of fame.

Ned's Younger Brother said...

Varsity Blues is definitely the shit - another great football quote movie is The Program. "Starting Defense - Place at the table!" Lattimer is definitely a bro, while by definition the quarteback is not because he goes to rehab.

Brobie Trice said...

"We're not that drunk"

Anonymous said...

how could you forget The Big Lebowski:

"fuck it, dude, lets go bowling."

"you mean coitus?"

"please, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian american, please."

animal house is an absolutely amazing bro movie: "was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!? No!!"

not a movie, but every bro should know every line from every simpsons episode ever. thats just common sense.

Anonymous said...

Good call on the program.

Lattimer is definitely a bro because he loves lifting and mistreating bras, and breaking car windows. Face paint = not bro.

Really nice call on Joe Caine. I thought he was a super bro but I forgot he went to rehab. Plus his dad is a bum who doesn't have a job. If his dad were rich and powerful alumni like bro's dads are meant to be than he could have got his boozing quarterback son off the hook with a sweet ass lawyer, and Joe would have never had to go to rehab, and the whole crisis could have been averted. He would whoop up Georgia Tech's shitty defense after pregaming hardcore with bourbons and cokes, then punish a shit ton of bras after the game and probably win the heisman.

Amazing how much brotential is taken away with a deadbeat dad.

Anonymous said...

Big Lebowski

"Hey man theres a beverage here"

Dumb and Dumber

"SAMSONITE, I was way off" - I say that everyone a brohater misses the pong table


"what is this a ______ for ants??? its needs to atleast... 3x this size"
Fill in the blank with whatever your doing - usually the place your partying or the beer cooler

Party on Bros

Dave said...

To be used anytime a bro-hater doesn't appreciate the fact that you've been crushing beers since 11am and are getting rowdy and owning the bar:

Bro-Hater: "Dude, calm down...you're gonna get arrested."

True Bro: "Arrested for what, babe, being awesome?" - Bros generally throw in a quick smirk at the bro-haters girlfriend, just so she knows what the deal is.

Courtesy of The Break Up

Anonymous said...

"Our pets heads are falling off!" when added to the end of a list of problems, bros will know that it is time to say fuck it and hit the keg hard.

Edgar Allen Bro said...

One of my bros was really hammered one night and kept quoting Varsity Blues, especially one quote that he shouted exceptionally loud repeatedly- "What about his ride??!? What about Florida State??!?"

Anonymous said...

Nice post, bros do fucking love quotes, but one movie you didn't mention that provides a plethora of bro quotes is American Psycho...

To be used on any girl being a pussy about drinking...

"I don't want to get you drunk, but that's a very fine ____ you're not drinking."

A 3 in 1, you get to lie to them, call them out, and get bro cred for using such a sweet quote.

"I want you to clean your vagina"

A blanket quote applicable in any situation.

"Don't touch the watch"

Just to let people know that you're so much better than them that having them even touch one of your possessions would bring you down.

"I have to return some video tapes"

In case you're ever caught sneaking out of a bras place after a one nighter.

And last, but not least,

"There are no girls with good personalities"

To be chanted with fellow bros at events where there are bras present.

Anonymous said...

While day-drinking, bro, before an underaged drinking concert, me and most bro's were smashed on the OVERCROWDED train heading to the concert. There was literally no room to even stand, the conductor wasn't able to check any tickets because he couldn't walk. I immediately started the "We're not that drunk" chant, where every1, even the slutty bras, chimed in while banging on the train. None the less, after a smokin chick realized I started the chant (referring to an earlier bro post), I got laid. I gained my bro status that day and never looked back.

Unknown said...

Dazed and Confused
Clint: I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer.
[glances over his shoulder]
Clint: Looks like we're almost outta beer.

Perfect when last call is called

Anonymous said...

heres some common ones between me and the bros:

"well moron good for happy gil-MOH MY GOD!"

"happy learned how to putt...uh-oh" - when one of the bros picks up on new some bro skills real quick

"why dont u eat up and we'll tell ya"

"you're not proposin, are ya!??! ...well, think about it, u know"

Classics. Bros4Life.

FearAndBROathingInLV said...

what about the ever popular, fear and loathing in las vegas? totally applicable to any situation combining bros, drugs, drinking, drunk driving, vegas, and/or all of the above...and let's face it bros fucking love all of that shit!

"is this not a reasonable place to park?"

"we can't stop here, this is bat country!"

"Fucking A the gentleman has a major credit card!"

Anonymous said...

orange county

I will EAT your FACE

ya it was a total electrical fire, sparks flyin everywhere, like the 4th of july

your names joe john?

Yeah, she's a liar, cuz I dunno her so whatever, whatever she says is a lie, so...

Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

SEAN! You're my same height, that is neat.

Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!

Oh, my parole officer wants to give me a drug test and I need your urine... can I score some of your piss?

endless. best movie ever

Anonymous said...

The Hangover. watch it. learn it.

Anonymous said...

No Tombstone quotes?

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

how about from road trip 2 beer pong
"its titty time!"
or from the hangover
"Now remember, what happens in Vegas stays, in Vegas... Except herpes, that shit will come back with you. "

Anonymous said...

Is it because we were bad???!! - Stepbrothers

what the fucking fuck! another favorite

Hey fuck-ass get me a beer! greatest boondock saints quote of all time

Anonymous said...

Stepbrothers is by far the best movie to comment. "This is a house of learning doctors. You're not a doctor. You're jst a curly headed fuck."

No, that's been done before!"

"We could hug. Yeah you'd like that you faggot"

And much much more

Brostradamus said...

Rage cage:Ill have the fried chicken....the steak...and the chicken fried steak

JB:And I will have one small glass of carrot juice
waitress skank:we dont have that here
JB:then i will have nothing!

Anonymous said...


Your a funny mother fucker. That being said,
your a fucking bromosexual for picking these
quotes. Seriously the worst display of quoting
I have ever heard. Go chill with your fagget frat
boys you fucking poser

Anonymous said...

You seem to have overlooked "The Ladies Man"

"Cough Cough.. Soo anyways, doggystyle"

"I call this the LA Forum, because this is where the magic happens.."

"Chlymidia is a soup.. I don't care if you are a Dr."

"Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwich.."

"You see the thing about my car is it uhh, does not exist.. I do have a bus pass though"

"Bus station skank"

Anonymous said...

anytime you confuse something: and that's not your vagina that's your asshole (that happens about five times every day)

anytime you fuck up: guys i fudged up (i just wanted us to have a good time, the guy told me it was ectacy)

anytime someone you dont like enters a room: KARL! so nice to see you!

when you're signing up or checking in somewhere, always use "lafferty, daniel"

(you ate the whole wheel of cheese?) i'm not even mad. im just impressed

there's just one problem happy, youre not any good

which brings us to my next point- don't smoke crack

wait what am i saying? im the icebox. the icebox doesnt like boys.

the proper girl in the hat just eyefucked the shit out of me

alright tommy youre the oldest im counting on you

uhh... yeah theyre what we call trophy fish so umm yeah theyre pretty big. is this guy retarded or something? where was i? sorry now that youve ruined my story and quite possibly the entire evening...

and my personal favorite:
it's the fucking catalina wine mixer

Anonymous said...


Best BROline:

After Slider slams a shot at the little hotspot in San diego and asks goose

Slider: "So whos ass did u kiss to get in here anyway"

Goose: "the list is lonng and distinguised"

SLIDER: SLAMS his 4th shot in the scene and "YEah? SO is my Johnson"

Patrick S said...

"Are you fucking high?"-Stepbrothers

didnt like the movie to much but that part was fucking hilarious and can be used anytime

Anonymous said...

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.

Anonymous said...

Step Brothers - "Its The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!"

Anonymous said...

First of all im a "bra" and second of all, all you "bros" left out the best party quote of all time!!
"I remember my first beer" from stepbrothers. When you are at a party and someone trips and falls on their ass, or some dumbass says something really stupid that no one laughs at and which also ruins the mood in the room, then you look at them and say this amazing quote, and all order will then be restored. How could you boys forget about such an important quote? tisk! tisk!

Dirk Browitzki said...

ok, I know this isnt a movie but nonetheless in every bros library of quotes. anything said by quagmire from family guy is solid. some examples are "giggidy giggidy" or "Dear Diary:...JACKPOT"

Brohammed Ali said...

"tanqueray and tab, and keep it coming I got a long drive ahead of me."

a fucking bro classic

Parker dont tear your foreskin on Hogshead's teeth

Anonymous said...

You fucked up...
Dazed and Confused
"You know what I like best about high school girls? I keep getting older and they stay the same age"

--from a disappointed bra

Anonymous said...

"It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazin that shit up everyday."

7BRO3 said...

Gladiator - "Are You Not Entertained!??"

Anonymous said...

Forgetting sarah marshall- "You sound like you're from london"

Anonymous said...

So "bra" - i'm pretty sure that quote "I remember my first beer" is not from Stepbrothers - it's from Beerfest - the Germans (huge drinkers, definitely very bro) are mocking the US during the first drinking games competition - The US team then gets motivated to be more bro and kicks the Germans' asses in tne next competition! Get your damn quotes right - typical stupid bra.

Brolympia, Moshington said...

this anonymous fuck doesnt realize that both movies use that line...calling out a bro on false information. YOU BLEW IT

Anonymous said...

Harold and Kumar is filled with nice quotes
"Fuck that shit dude we had plans."
"Is that a pterodactyl? I dont know what that is."
"I figured that if i started doing some gay shit youd wake up."
and the best one of all
"Bullets...my only weakness...how did you know."

brosb4hoes said...

BEERFEST needs to be emphasized more

"I want to put my dick in it....I want it to put its dick in me..."

"what is a zj?..If you dont know, you cant afford it.."

"Whos drinkin ram piss??..shit the old country must of been fuckkkked uppp.."

God theres so many fuckin more but im real fuckin hungover and cant think straigght....anyway..good talk, see you out there.

USFBULLS said...

Quoting Ari Gold from Entourage is money.

"Call me Helen Keller cuz im a fucking miracle worker"

"I will fuck her worse than I did in Cabo in 92"

Anonymous said...

"erroneous! erroneous on all accounts!"
"you sit on a throne of lies..."
"don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out"
"heyyyooo what's up bitches"
"she like-a the way your dick tastes"
"you sand-baggin' son of a bitch"
"sh sh sh shut your mouth"
"i need to b my l on someone's t's"

ILoveThisSite said...

"works 70% of the time, all the time"

Anonymous said...

The juice was worth the squeez

Anonymous said...

Bros can't forget Pulp Fiction
"you, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here?"
great entrance line

"well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker!"

"it's your future....I see.... a cab ride" perfect for kicking out a slampiece in the mornin

dont taze me bro said...

I've got an idea about something new, how about u guys locate your dicks. remove the shrink wrap and fucking use them

when some brohating fucks are trying to call it a night without getting pussy.

classic steve stiffler material

Anonymous said...

Gotta have some Beerfest quotes in there:

"He's not that drunk! Cheeky bastard!"

Anonymous said...

Gotta have some Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes, too. In light of the recent "aggressive driving" post:

Jeff Spicoli: People on 'ludes should not drive.

Or after Spicoli gets a pizza delivered to class (bro move)

Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

Anonymous said...

Too close for missiles, I'm switchin to guns

brocephus said...

Superbad has some pretty bro quotes. "i flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it and it feels awesome. I almost blew a load in my bellybutton" and McLovin is a good nickname for a bro who you like to chay with

The Bronas Bros. said...

I can't believe all you bros forgot Borat

"I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight. -Fight Club

The funny thing about my back is that it is located on my cock. -Superbad

There were 5 of them. I got four. -Red Dawn

Mark Wahlbro said...

It's not a movie but a fucking golden SNL Will Ferrel quote, generally used by bros who are verbally destroying some bra right in front of him to his bro on the phone. As soon as you hang up you quote the master
"Sorry, I was just ordering some magazine subscriptions"
I will result in a laugh and an inevitable dome sesh in the bathroom

Anonymous said...

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck! You know that Private Pyle!?" -Full Metal Jacket

For anytime a bro is otherwise not measuring up.

Anonymous said...

On the note of Wedding Crashers I also like the "SACKED LUNCH" shit followed by the eating motion. This can be used whenever someone gets rocked.

When someone gets burned I might say "I got you good Chicken Fucker!!!" followed by a BUCAWWK!

Bros do love Goodfellas

Anonymous said...

If your bro is shitting on you/recounting the debauchery from your blackout session the night before, the infamous:

"Sorry John, I don't remember."

Is bound to get a laugh. Fucking Rounders, bro movie

Anonymous said...

"i remember my first beer"
when some slut goes on about how much she can drink. works like a fucking charm

mike said...


Seth: Hey Greg why dont you go piss your pants again
Greg the Soccer Player: that was like 8 years ago asshole!
Seth: People don't forget!

Anonymous said...

a common one for me and my bros:

"Whoa, this isn't where I parked my car" - Eurotrip

To be used as an excuse for walking into a place you are not wanted or when entering a party or bar filled with bro-haters and no good slam piece.

kimbro slice said...

Didn't read comments so I don't know if anyone put this but "hey fuck ass get me a beer"-boondock saints

Anonymous said...

What about Happy gilmore and Billy Madison, classic qoutes in there. maybe that's just us hockey players, but you know how bro we are.

Anonymous said...

Beer League Anyone?

When someone places a girly order while drunk at the diner, or any other appropriate time...

"If you put a construction hat on that order, it could be one of the village people." -

"You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude." -

" Do you want a side order of cock with that? "

While on the ruit table...

"Don't eyeball me tough guy! When I was in the joint, I fucked guys bigger than you"

Anonymous said...

Bros, all great input, but if I may be so bold as to jump to mini-series. East Bound and Down is filled with some great ones:

"Dick slappin's MY game"
"Fuck that noise"
"Uh-uh, hop off that blonde ambition!"
"I love you, but you got clothes like a fuckin dickhead.."

SO many more, Kenny Powers is a southern Bro beyond belief, break it out and all should be amazed

Unknown said...

Baseketball- "dudes.. Stop this Madness!!"
perfect for when you are dressed as a good luck pineapple

Anonymous said...

"Sup Bitches" Super bad
for when ever a Bro stumbles apon the kids who take his notes for him

Anonymous said...

Not from a movie but whenever somebody spills a beer or falls, does something stupid. chant, s-l-o-p-p-y sloppy bitch sloppy bitch!

Anonymous said...

Bro Flacco

Any line from the wedding crashers scene with will ferrel is absolutely amazing
"oh honey im hang glidin take a picture...uhhh im dead...what an IDIOT" must emphasize the leg kick on idiot
also "DAMN YOU ROGER, DAMN IT, DAMN YOU" following with a few uh uh uhs is pretty solid and necessary
"i almost nun chucked ur ass, you have no idea"

basically best scene from any movie ever with the best quotes EVER

Anonymous said...

shake and bake
snapping necks and cashing checks
this [party] is horseshit!
and always, starting a mangina chant on a bro-hater is always sick

Unknown said...

Also, you forgot 40 year old virgin: "Tackle drunk bitches"

Napoleon Bronaparte said...

"effin' A Cotton, effin' A"-Dodgeball
"Como estan Beetches" - Anchorman
"Oh shit it's the cops" -Superbad
"I don't want a large Farva! I want a goddamn liter o cola"-SuperTroopers
"Sucky Sucky Fie Dolla, Me love you long time" -Full Metal Jacket
"Honey! We're going streaking!"-Old School
"Mongo Just pawn in great game of life."- Blazing Saddles
"Well you're clearly just gay, there's not much more to say about that" -The Ladies Man
"Cause I like to party"-Ricky Bobby
"If you dont use it, you lose it"-40 year old virgin
"Who's got the buku dinero today fellas?"-Spicoli

Andres said...

henry chinaski from the movie factotum is such a fuckin broski. its based on the life of bro-master charles bukowski

Brotein Shake said...

I am appalled that "Revenge of the Nerds" was omitted. Stan Gable (aka Alpha Beta Bro) has some timeless classics...

"What are you looking at nerd?"

"These nerds are a threat to our way of life."

"Have you ever made love to a woman? Yes. No. LIARS!"


Anonymous said...

Why Johnny Tyler, you madcat, where you goin with that shotgun? - Doc Holiday in Tombstone. Perfect for anytime some bro-hater is trying to sneak off with some of your shit

Anonymous said...

You're gonna make me (insert activity) alone like i'm fucking Steven Glandsburg.

When a bra says anything sexually provocative, its important to drop
"I just went from six to midnight"
Not only does it make her laugh, but now you drew her a mental picture of your dick. You'll be getting dome within the hour.

Bromulus and Remus said...

Also Remember the Titans is one the most quotable bro movies. Often after one Remember the Titans quote bros will continue quoting the movie until one bro cant think of another quote. The last bro standing that continues to rattle off quotes gets major bro points.

Anonymous said...

these are good ones, and theres way to many to think of all of them, but here are a few that i like from Dazed and Confused:

Wooderson-All right, all right, all right

Wooderson (when he asks mitch if he has a joint and he doesn't)- it'd be a lot cooler if you did

Unknown said...

you all forgot the best movie of all time... FLETCH. "put it on the underhill tab"
"id like a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich"
"you using the whole fist, doc?"
"what kind of name is poon?- comanche indian"
"its all about the ball bearings"
"why dont the two of you go to the gym and pump each other?"

Chevy chase is the king of the bros. He was so jacked up on coke, he add libbed the whole movie and didnt remember doing it. FUCKING classic!

Anonymous said...

you are all forgetting dude wheres my car, and pineapple express

Anonymous said...

From the Hangover, anytime anything awesome happens, "Haha classic"

Brotits said...

Zoolander - "I think I got the black lung, pop" when coughing after taking a massive bong or blunt rip

brotits said...

"Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby" when someone is trying to get you to take the blame for something or take the phone when talking to someone no one wants to talk to.

Anonymous said...

I saw someone asked about Tombstone so here's the only one I know.

"Easy Kid. I'm Sorry"

"I aint easy and I aint your kid. and you can take sorry and shove it up your ass"

the big leBROski said...

"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
-for when a bro hater asks you and extremely obvious question like "are you having another shot?"

"Good night sweet prince"
-for when one of your bros is down for the count after a night of slugging brews and being bro as shit

NYSBROker said...

Stepbrothers? Bro, no. Let me help a few of you fags out with some fucking real bro quotes:

American Psycho:

"Not if you want to keep your spleen"

"They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in."

In the Company of Men:

"What's the difference between a golf ball and a g spot? I'll spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball"

Anonymous said...

This one is for what you tell bras when a bro is hot shotting around in his Fuckin' camaro with slam pieces in the back, Cuz thats what bros fuckin do:

"Ya just took the restrictor plate off of the red dragon to give her a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low"- Old school

Anonymous said...

American Wedding

Stifler-"Suck my dick, Ron Jeremy"

Night at the Roxbury

Doug-"Hey Dewey I had a great time with you mom last night"
Steve-"Nice, and your dad"
Steve-"I mean your sister"

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Harold-"You're just stalling because yo're too slow to come up with a come-back"
Wannabe bro-"this guy thinks I'm too slow, he thinks I'm too slow, well I've got a message for you buddy, I'm not too slow, COCKBOY"

Peace be easy bros

Anonymous said...

"I'm too legit to quit"-Hot Rod

Anonymous said...

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?

Ricky Bobby: "If you have the stereo on..." Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: 'Cause I like to party.

Anonymous said...

best bro quote is from dazed and confused... "i came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink some beer. looks like we're runnin out of beer."

M. Scott said...

"Jackie Treehorn...treats objects like women, man."

"What we have here...is a failure to communicate."

Dude:"Fuckin' Quitana, man... that creep can roll."
Walter: "Yeah but he's a pervert dude."(yeah)
Walter: "No, he's a sex offender with a record"(huh)"Yeah, he did 8 months at Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. He had to go door-to door and tell everyone that he was a pederast"
Donny: "what's a pederast Walter?"
Walter: "Shut the fuck up Donny!"

McCauhlic said...

"who ordered the Whoop ass Fajitas?!" far superior to many other quotes. Bros fucking love boondock saints 1&2

Anonymous said...

If one of your bros turns to leave you alone:
"What am I supposed to eat dessert alone like I'm fucking Steve Glansberg? " - Superbad

Any fucking quote from Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Big Daddy

"T-t-t-today junior" when some bro-hater can't spit out his fucking words... (billy madison)

Stepbrothers isn't that good of a movie, but legit quotes
"I have a belly full of white dog crap and now you lay this shit on me?"

ALSO you forgot for Anchorman... I'm kind of a big deal and of course... the staple of any bro's About Me:
" I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. "

Dirk BROwitzki said...

My personal favorite is yelling "Shouldn't of had that popcorn!" from the Longest Yard whenever anybody drops something. Bros are the shit

C.C Brobathia said...

Beer League (Great bro movie) "Not today asshole!" - Perfect when an opposing player misses a cup, especially in the clutch.

Night at the Roxbury - Are you two brothers? No.... YES!!!

You love your bros and nothing beats fucking with a bras head

Anonymous said...

John Hancock?? - it was Herbie Hancock. - tommy boy

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? hahaha "why?" - black sheep

She said she wanted my dick on or around the vicinity of her mouth - superbad

Anonymous said...

goodfellas "no one ever gets taken to jail, they go becuase they want to"...blows tons of coke "alright, take me to jail"

Anonymous said...

hhahaha you bro's are forgetting euro trip and such:

"this isnt were i parked my car"
when walking into an awkward sitch and convo...


"me 'scusie me scusie"

and dude wheres my car

"and then"

Anonymous said...

Also anchorman
Let's make a baby!
It's so hot! Milk was a bad choice...

Anonymous said...

i know this isn't in a movie but what about, "What's the most awesome day of the week? NATURDAY!"

Anonymous said...

this one time this bra asked me to feel her up saying she thought she had a breast tumor. after about 5 fucking minutes of feeling this bodacious tit i yelled in an Arnold Shwartsengger accent "IT'S NOT A TUMOR." from Kindergarden Cop obviously.

Anonymous said...

Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo. -- Stifler

I like to use this one upon an epic bro entrance to any party, since all eyes are on me and my bros.

Anonymous said...

I know this is also not a movie but it's a kick ass show.

Eastbound and Down. When Stevie tells Kenny that he is going to get a screening up in here, Kenny replies....
"I think that's cool as shit."

Bro Dimaggio said...

once i was playing pong and said "and the crowd goes wild" from kenny powers as i was in my shot motion. hit the last cup and promptly yelled "you're fucking out" and naturally flipped everyone off. arguably the most bro ive ever felt

Unknown said...

The Departed

Whenever a bro orders an un-bro-like drink (e.g. not Bud Light or brown liquor),

"My girlfriend drinks that when she's on her period. You got your period?"

Or this variant for any behavior that is not brahsome:

"Somebody get him a cranberry juice."

Brohan Solo said...

what about Mean Girls? Despite the fact its a fucking slampiece movie its fucking great quoting Mean Girls

queenBRA said...

you bros cannot forget about:

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's!

- forgetting sarah marshall

Anonymous said...

Clearly the best anchorman quote, "what is this amateur hour?"

Anonymous said...

"when the fuck did we get ice cream?" the ringer

"Cuz ive been drinking bitch" Hancock

Broheart said...

"You just got knocked the fuck out" Chapelle

Broseph Goebels said...

obviously when someone does some pussy shit you pull out the I Love You Man....
-ok that was good. now, gently remove your tampon and try again

Anonymous said...

sex drive-
"our dicks are huge, you can see them from space"

"whats up whats up? wanna party? i got a bag of rubbers and some lotion for your tits"

Anonymous said...

what about one from i love you, man. not that i really enjoyed the movie, but this could prove useful: "hey miss money pussy, wanna jump on my jetpack?"

Anonymous said...

he called the shit poop!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Some of Brociety's most hallowed movie quotes:

American Pie:
"Suck me beautiful."
"Dude that chick's a MILF!
What to hell is that?
M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to Fuck!"

"I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding vag."
"We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock."
"Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!"

Harold and Kumar:
"So she's kinda fucking cute. Let her touch your penis."

I'd name some more but I gotta get back to pounding brews and slampieces.

Standing Brovation

Anonymous said...

you can always quote anything Will Ferrell, or the bro dynasty Tucker Max has said

Anonymous said...

Bro, nice list but you forgot Spaceballs (funny she doesn't look druish) and Caddyshack (its in the hole)

Australian Bro said...

When someone is being all up in your shit at a party when your trying to chill with your bros, this classic line from Fear and Loathing never goes astray-
"Smoke some grass man, shoot some smack, do what you gotta do".
Hunter is the shit.

Anonymous said...

what about the movie friday with ice cube and chris tucker"I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure." "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey"

Anonymous said...

two words...SHANE FALCO

also "SHITS WEAK" from grandmas boy for when a bro does something unbro

and "Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy." half baked

Anonymous said...

Dont forget Blue Mountain State. One of the funniest shows ever. Pretty much anything Thad says is fuckin bro.
"So are we gonna bone or are we gonna bone?"
"Sure, Ill rescue you. If by rescue you you mean take you to boner city and back."
Thads the shit. Radon and Alex are funny as hell too.

Ali G as BROrat... Sexytime said...

ANYTHING from Borat...
"Very nice"
and on and on...

honorable mention gos out to Family Guy and South Park as well

Anonymous said...

Anchorman is the best. Consider this ultimate bro situation.

While grinding (Raging boner of course), just whisper in her ear: "Don't act like you're not impressed!"

Money. Fast track to Pound Town.

Anonymous said...

The Departed

Costigan: "Two (anything works here when you dont get the amount desired). Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off!"

Always a crowd pleaser. For best results use this one in a crowded room

Anonymous said...

One of my personal favorites me and my boys to do to humilite brohaters out there is to chant the step brothers quote brendan has a man-gina

Anonymous said...

Personally in my bro sect. we do badass quotes from Troy to get us pumped to fuck some asshole up. Nothing like when some big mother fucker has their pantie-hose in a bundle wanting to throw down and u turn to ur bro asking him the vital question, "Will you go to war with me borther?"

Anonymous said...

I need to B my L on someone's T's

Anonymous said...

FILL IT UP AGAIN! ....once it hits your lips it's so good!

Anonymous said...

for when u need to pay for something: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you

Anonymous said...

tombstone- "i'm your huckleberry"

super troopers- "car ramrod", "i got you good you fucker", "i'm going to pistol whip the next person to say shenanigans"

billy madison- "sooooo hot, want to touch the heiny"

Anonymous said...

This is what i love about those highschool girls man, I get older, and they stay the same age. Yes they do. - Wooderson from Dazed and Confused

Brony Hawk said...

I cannot believe only one person has mentioned one of the most quotable movies of all time...Pineapple Express.

"Holy Bejeezus!!"
"Take that shit to the next level!"
"Man...Fuck Jeff Goldblum"
"Oh, hey Sporty Spice"
"Woo!!! Time to suck today's dick!"
"I thought hurricane season was over"
"Couscous-the food so nice they named it twice"
"I'm chill as a cucumber"
"You see this? No armpit hair."
"Why don't you have any armpit hair?"
"Cuz it makes me aerodynamic when i fight"
"Best Fuckin Freinds Forever?! Fuck on your own time!"

Anonymous said...

Super Troopers-The scnhozberries taste like scnhozberries.
Billy Madison-Tttttt Today Junior!!!
Starsky and Hutch- I like your moves. I like your style.

Anonymous said...

Scarface bro.

So Tony, howd you get that scar on your face? Eatin pussy?

How da fuck I'ma get a scar eating pussy mane? Who da fuck this guy think he is?


Say hello to my little friend!!

Which I dont like cuz its overused

Anonymous said...

Wayne's World!

"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."

"Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew... spew into this."

"No Stairway. Denied!"

"Uh-oh...incoming, Stacy, 10:00."

"Ass sphincter says what?"

And of course the all time classic... For making fun of (mocking) someone else to make yourself look/feel better:

'I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".'

The Brotorious B.I.G said...

In response to a bad Facebook picture on the part of a slut, or any stupidity:

"Cocaine is one hell of a drug."

More Chappelle Show for you, NYB

Anonymous said...

"I'm sorry did I break your concentration?"
Pulp Fiction

Anonymous said...

Smokey and The Bandit
no way you came from my loins
when i get home im smackn your mother in the mouth

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